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Arabic numeral 8 character division of family - zero to zero, pressing the cow head to drink water - reluctantly

Grandpa eats coptis - bitter (ye), pressing the chicken head to peck the rice - —Wasted effort

Adou becomes the emperor—the weak and incompetent dwarf pushes the palm—the shot is not high

Adou’s empire—the dwarf climbs the mountain for free—is greedy for gain

< p>Having fun under the chopping board - can't fly and take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old way

The nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband), whipped but not stick - can't eat soft food Eating hard

The dwarf rides on a big horse - is in a dilemma, boxing in the dark - fights for a while

The dwarf sits on a high mountain - is in a dilemma, threading a needle in a dark room - sad

The dwarf sits on a high stool - cannot reach An Lushan and raises troops - rebels

The dwarf farts - humiliates himself and chops bones on the chopping board - just do it

The dwarf enters Stairs - rising step by step. Frogs on the shore - jump at the touch of a button

Press the gourd to dig out seeds - dig out one less dog and get a stick - get angry

Press Driving your head into the fire pit - holding your breath and making the fire suffocate

Putting your hands on your shoes - it won't work; it won't work. A phoenix with its feathers plucked - not as good as a chicken

Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected Put your face in your crotch - shameful

Bird's nest on banana leaves - Good times don't last long - Farewell, my concubine - no choice; no choice

Scarred eyes and sores - - So bad that the white bones turned into beautiful women - human faces and ghost hearts

The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor and the white bones speak human words - evil words to confuse the public

Eight The old man punches - three orders and five punches (stretch), white wax material with osmanthus flowers - the root is not right

Eight people sitting at the same table with crooked necks - no one is looking at who has a white fox with the tip of the tail - old and cunning

The eighty-year-old man blows out the lamp - out of breath; out of breath. The white lady meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thread

The eight immortals cross the sea - each shows his magical powers; a little bit of his ability to look forward to the day The moon - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it

The Eight Wise Kings Enter the Palace - It's so hard to ask the department store to sell suits - one set at a time

August 15th The moon - the same every year; the upright and bright can carry a hundred kilograms of burden on the shoulders, but one or two pens cannot lift it - Da Lao Cou

Eat Yuanxiao on August 15th - it is different. A million troops march to the south of the Yangtze River ——Raise the troops and mobilize the crowd

Complete of animal sayings

Animal sayings

The cat’s paw reaches into the fish tank—wanting to get a handful

Cat Phi Tiger skin - show off the power

Cat's belly is full of tiger gall - not aggressive

Cat guards mouse hole - remains calm

Cat is chased away by tiger (niǎn) Climbing a tree - thanks to saving a hand

Cat plays with mouse - coaxing and playing

Cat doesn't eat dead mice - pretending to be polite

Cat's mouth The mice - can't run away

Cat catching mice - the job

The road is not called a road - it's fair

Horse tail skewered with tofu - it can't be mentioned Get up

Race a horse in your shoes - just a few steps

Cowhide drum - loud and empty

Cow fighting - dead head

Putting a saddle on the back of an ox - it's a mess

The cowhide drum is wet with water - it doesn't sound

The cowhide drum, the bronze gong - it doesn't sound if it's not beaten

Cow Plucking every hair out of the body - don't care

The two halves of the cow's hooves - can't close

The Ox King doesn't care about the donkey's affairs - everyone is minding their own business

The cow dies The sun is setting - misfortunes never come singly

The mushrooms on the cow dung pile - whether they look good or not

The flies behind the cow's butt - they disperse in a rush

Milk mixed with ink - confusion of black and white (xiáo)

Offer cow hooves - it will show how big your feet are

Hard cowhide - let's see how you brag

< p>The blind cow hits the haystack - eat it

The monkey climbs the rock cliff - show your ability

The monkey holds a mallet (chuí) - Hu Swirl

The monkey’s face—changes at will

The monkey wears gloves—hairy hands and feet

>Monkey picks up ginger—can’t eat it, can’t throw it away

Monkey sings a big show—Naughty Stage

Monkey picks up the moon—a happy show

Monkey eats Walnuts - all smashed

Monkey boxing - small stance

Monkey climbing tree - speciality

Monkey fanning - imitating humans

Monkeys on the pavilion - ugly ghosts playing coquettishly

Monkeys riding sheep - not human horses

Monkeys eating garlic - rolling eyes

Monkey carries the beam - can't stand it

Mouse hangs himself - like a cat

Mouse gnaws on wooden box - grinds teeth idly

Mouse digs into ash pile - Muddle around with your eyes closed

The mouse stretches its legs - little hands and feet

The mouse teases the cat - looking for trouble

The mouse marries a girl - whether she cares about food or clothing

The mouse ate arsenic - rolled his eyes

The mouse rolled into the counter - he was confused

The mouse licked the cat's nose - he was seeking death

Mouse hole (kū long) - not full

Mouse enters mouse trap - not far from death

Mouse falls into water vat - fashionable (wet fur)

< p>A rat pulls a wooden shovel - the big head is behind

A rat climbs a scale hook - calls itself one

A rat climbs a bamboo pole - one step at a time

A rat steals rice soup—barely enough to feed his mouth

A rat gets into the bellows—and gets angry from both ends

A mouse’s eyes—can only see one inch away

A rat takes Gun - rebellion in the nest

A mouse fell into a vinegar vat - a sour smell

A mouse in a sesame field - popular

Paper tiger - a poke Just wear it

Tiger in front of the stove - fierce in the house

Dreaming about a tiger - a false alarm

Photographing a cat and drawing a tiger - inseparable

< p>Chasing rabbits in the wild - whoever catches them will belong

Forcing a rooster to lay eggs - no hope

A grasshopper meets a chicken - doomed

Grasshoppers fighting cocks - risking one's life

Mosquitoes biting eggs - seamlessly drillable

Blind dogs - biting whatever they touch

Eaves Hanging Pig Dan - Bitter Drops

A dog bites Lu Dongbin - not recognizing a good heart

A dog takes a mouse - meddling in other people's business

A dog sits on excrement Skip - don't know how to lift

Rabbit tail - can't grow

A dog's nose with onions - pretending to be an elephant (elephant)

A cat's paw stretches into the fish tank ——Want to fish for a handful

A monkey fishes for the moon—a happy ending

Impersonating a cat and a tiger—almost the same

A rat hangs himself—a cat’s act

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The old lady’s baggage—a bulging bag

The old lady’s dowry—ancient goods

The old lady’s toes—a useless life

The old lady's shoes - money (front) is tight

The old lady's teeth - alive

The old lady goes to the market - hurry up and hurry up slowly

Old The wife celebrates the New Year - every year is worse than the previous year

The old lady drinks porridge - shameless (teeth) and obscene

The old lady gnaws on chicken tendons - hard to chew and swallow

< p>The old lady is stroking her beard - fake traction (modest)

The old lady is stroking the soles of her shoes - Thousands of needles (real) Ten thousand needles (real)

The old lady is on the chicken coop - —Stupid (Ben) Dan

The old lady pricked the soles of her shoes - Qianzhen (needle) Wanzhen (needle)

The old lady lived in Gaohu - a dilemma

The old lady took a plane - she started shaking

The old man's walking stick - sooner or later he had to throw it away

The old man poked a hornet's nest - looking for a sting (sting)

Old man's party - not the same red

The old harrier bites the clam noodles - it's hard to escape

The old harrier lands on the pig - you only see the blackness of others, but you don't see the blackness of yourself

The eagle catches the chicks - one is sad and the other is happy

Add white flour into the old corn - coarse and fine

The old Chinese doctor feels the pulse - feel it slowly

I take concubines and live together as concubines - a nest of irregularities

>I poach children and steal cattle - each generation becomes worse and worse than the last

I sit in the prison room - I am implicated

Thunder God fights - the difference is huge

Thunder strikes sesame seeds--specializes in bullying small ones

Thunder strikes ants--big ones bully small ones

Thunder is loud and raindrops are small--in name only but in reality

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See the difference in the ring - all based on true skills

Pour cold water into the hot oil pan - it's fried

Cold water to make tea - tasteless

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Chickens shed in cold water - not plucking a hair

Cold-blooded animals - ruthless and ruthless

Civet cat ears - too short

Civet cat for prince - Pretending to be real

The civet cat pretends to meow - wants to speculate (steal chickens)

Without Wang Tuzi - you can't eat pigs with their hair

Li Kui Pretending to be a bride - pretending not to be the same

Li Kui sells coal - he is a black man and his goods are also black

Li Zicheng enters Beijing - the good times don't last long

Barber leads apprentice ——Teaching from the beginning

The carp’s beard—there are not many of them

The carp jumps over the dragon’s gate—it touches the energy of time

The carp jumps over the dragon’s gate—worth a hundred times

The carp swallowed the weight - determined

Chopped the cucumber with a sharp knife - cut in two (section)

The curtain face - fell down

Lian Po pays homage to Lin Xiangru - asking for forgiveness

The beard of a silver carp - not many

The face is ugly and the mirror is crooked - the words are arrogant

The face A loach in the basin - it can't slide anywhere

A giant fish in the basin - I don't know the depth

Writing on the face - a superficial article

Wait in cold water Guest - indifferent

A pair of chopsticks in a bowl of cold water - what flavor can be picked out

Liangshan's brothers - loyalty

Liangshan heroes drink - —Big shot (bowl)

The heroes of Liangshan——loyalty

Chao Gai of Liangshan——the top leader

The heroes of Liangshan——forced out< /p>

Wang Lun on Liangshan Mountain - Jealous of the virtuous and capable

Inserting a pin on the beam - thick and thin

Hanging a person on a beam - unable to reach the sky. Can't touch the ground when you get down

The gentleman on Liang Shang - don't touch the sky when you go up, don't touch the earth when you get down

Although Liang Garden is good - it's not a place to stay for a long time

Rat rats in the granary - - Harmful but not beneficial

The grain store also sells fashionable clothes - food and clothing

Rat in the grain store - Harmful but not beneficial

Grain in cloth bags Inside - one next to the other

Two rotten eggs - the same smell

Two monks fighting - unable to catch the braid

Two shoulders Carrying a head - the head will go wherever the person goes

Two beggars worshiping - a poor match

Two sparrows quarreling - fighting for a piece of rice

< p>Two pipa tunes and one tune - together

Two and a half months - haunted and haunted again

Two people dancing dragon - with a beginning and a tail

< p>Two blind men bowing - who saw it?

Two mutes quarreling - not knowing who is right

Two mutes fighting - it is difficult to tell right from wrong

< p>Two mutes meet - nothing is said

Two mutes kiss - there is nothing to say

Two mutes sleep together - no talk, nothing to say

Two dumb people sleep together - there is no work to discuss; don't talk about it

Two doctors pick up the donkey - there is no cure

Two people are running on the road The car - not going the same way

The couple was fighting - I couldn't help myself

The couple's debt - it was unclear

The couple returned Doors - in pairs

Buying a pig's head for two yuan - making him cheaper

Umbrellas for two people - covering each other

Entering the dye vat with both hands - it's hard to do it with the left (blue), and it's hard with the right (blue)

Boats in two rivers - they can't touch the same thing

A stool with two legs ——Untenable

Two ears—can’t touch each other

Two kinds of sesame seeds fried in one pot—black and white are not

Points

Playing with a machete under the bright moon - cutting wildly

Fire and dry firewood - just one click

Lin rushed to the wild boar forest - survived a desperate situation< /p>

Lin Chong bought a treasured sword—who knew it was a trick

Lin Chong flattered Coach Hong—seeing the flaw and acted

Lin Chong went to Liangshan—the government forced the people to rebel

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Lin Chong mistakenly entered Baihutang - he was deceived, disaster fell from the sky, and it was difficult to explain

Lin Daiyu's temperament - sentimental

Lin Daiyu entered Jia's house - Cautious

Lin Daiyu was buried in flowers - sad and cold, lamenting her fate

Lin Jiao sent his hair to Cangzhou - a dangerous journey

Can't find him when he got into the sedan chair to embroidered shoes - feeling anxious

Temporarily getting on a sedan horse to urinate - in a hurry

Sharpening a gun in battle - not happy at all

Singing folk songs on the ridgetop - the tune is too High

Bells and gongs and drums - want to be together

Liu Bang becomes emperor - the winner is king

Liu Bang chases Xiang Yu in Wujiang - kill them all

Liu Bei's empire - crying

Liu Bei went to Wollongong three times - just invite you, Zhuge Liang

Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - she was fascinated

Liu Sanjie’s antiphonal song—spoken casually

Making robes out of running water books—all over the tent

Willow trees blossom—no fruit

Punch with six fingers - a new trick

Bedwetting at sixty - an old problem

The stove in June - who can join in with you

Debts in June - repay quickly

Temple in June - silence

Eat ginger in June - Fu La (take it)

Wearing a leather jacket in June - abnormal

Wearing gloves in June - conservative (hands)

Feces in June - soaking up the energy

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Borrow a fan in June - just wait

Itchy fingers - extra trick

Dragon boats are loaded with dung - notorious

< p>The faucet does not pull the ponytail - the force is wrong

The pigeon in the cage - comes back after being released

The parrot in the cage - plays with its mouth all day long

The myna in the cage - can only talk but cannot do anything

The bird in the cage - has wings but cannot fly

The deaf visitor - does not listen

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The deaf man is not afraid of thunder - he is brave

The deaf man calls - with a loud voice

The deaf man spills the dumb man's oil - he cannot explain

< p>A deaf man rings a bell - turning a deaf ear

A deaf man rings a pot - he cannot hear clearly

The ears of a deaf man - pretending they are not there, just pretending to be a facade

Deaf man Dialogue - each has his own story

Deaf ears - coordination

Deaf people set off cannons - no sound

Deaf people watch the theater - act like they are not there

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The deaf man listens to mosquitoes - silently

The deaf man listens to the play, the blind man watches the lantern - nothing is gained

The deaf man asks where the thunder is

< p>Deaf people meet dumb people - one doesn't hear, the other doesn't listen

Lou A Shu's fifteen strings - stolen

Lou A Shu walks - a thief's head

Floor paving - about the same height

Dew couple - good times don't last long

Dregs in the furnace - not much useful

Brine Order tofu - one thing will bring down another

Lu Su attacked Jingzhou - left empty-handed, returned empty-handed

Lu Su entertained Guan Yunchang at a banquet - hidden murderous intention

Lu Zhishen makes a big fuss in the wild boar forest - there are subtleties in the rough

Drums on the roadside - beaten goods

Picking up illegitimate children on the roadside - neither relatives nor friends

< p>Dig a trap at the intersection - it will harm people

The plantain on the roadside - it will not be crushed

The inquirer cannot be found on the road - the future is uncertain

< p>Crabs in the middle of the road - domineering

Donkey dung eggs - light outside

Donkeys pulling rollers and oxen plowing the fields - each doing his or her own thing

Boiled donkey skin Glue——boil it slowly

Donkey head is not called donkey head——

Long face

The donkey rushes to the mill road - he has to turn even if he doesn't want to turn

The donkey pulls the mill and the ox plows the field - each goes his own way

The donkey pulls the mill - - At the mercy of others

The donkey grinds the mill - the old way

The donkey cuts off the ears - fake horse

Lü Bu saw Diao Chan - fell in love with it

Lü Dongbin pushes the palm - an extraordinary move

Lü Dongbin plays Peony - Consensus

Lawyer takes bribes - knowing the law and breaking the law

Green Carrot - —Beautiful in the Heart

Green pumpkin—it’s so tender

When it’s green, it’s roasted on fire—it must be yellow

Looking for people in the graves—all of them Hard goods

Tangled with saponaria trees - unclear

Ship bound for Asia, Africa and Latin America - overseas voyage (trip)

Inflate the tires ——Can’t move in or out

The valve core on the tire is airtight inside and out

The hunchback stands at attention—cannot straighten

The radish fell into the pickle jar— — Let's soak it in water

Dried radish and tofu - no blood color

Offer radish as an offering - to coax the gods

Beat the gongs and drums on the street - shout People listen to it

The gongs and drums are two-pronged - the sound (think) is less than one piece

The gong basket contains lime - leaving traces everywhere

The gongs and drums are uneven. ——The climax is not on point

A ring set up in a snail shell-can’t be kicked off

Camel’s back fireball-burning buns

Camel fighting-enough rest Do it again

The camel was dredged a few times - unable to turn over

The camel wore goggles - dumbfounded

The camel's neck and the crane's legs - Each has its own strengths

The camel's head - with a high face

The camel entered the henhouse - no way

The camel entered the sheep flock - very prominent, tall A big piece came out

The camel looked at the sky - the eyes were high

The camel got on the car - only Leer was left

The camel gave birth to a donkey - a freak

The camel fell down - ruined my (saddle)

The camel slept - both ends were unreliable

The camel had thorns in its hoof - a big problem (hoof )

The camel dances - it doesn't look like it

The magpie that fell into the sparrow's nest - won't grow up

The floor fan rotates - keeps shaking its head

Carrying straw when it rains - the more you carry, the heavier you carry

Threeing wheat in the rain - it is difficult to end it

Looking for cotton covers in the rain - the more you carry, the heavier it becomes

A chick that falls in an eagle's talons - no matter how hard the beak is, it can't survive

Nails in a sack - head exposed

Water chestnuts in a sack ——I have to drill it out

Embroidery on linen bags—the foundation is too poor

Making dragon robes out of linen bags—not this material

Embroidering on linen pieces— - Wasted effort

The sackcloth is in the water - cannot be wrung out

Pigs in sacks - I don’t know what is right and wrong

Embroidery on the sacks - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other (bag)

Sack embroidery - poor foundation

Building a bridge with hemp pole - sad, can't afford it

Hitting a tiger with hemp pole - no pain Itchy

Hang yourself with Ma Hua'er - Crisp Ghost

Hemp stalks are used as scale beams - there is no crosshair

Ma Hua's solution to the board - not serious material

The sparrow moves—Qingqing chats

The belly of the sparrow—narrow-minded

The sparrow falls into the noodle vat—the mouth is mushy

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small

The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it is easy to meet but difficult to talk

Sparrows follow the bats - stay up late

Sparrows have a bulging belly - they are so angry

< p>A sparrow marries a girl - a careful blow

A sparrow meeting - a detailed discussion

A sparrow falls on the archway - the thing is not big, but the air is not small

< p>Although a sparrow is small - it has a full liver and gallbladder

A sparrow drinks from the river - it cannot do it

Threading an embroidery needle through a hemp rope -

Can't pass

Strewing tofu with hemp rope - can't lift it

Hanging eggs with hemp rope - take off both ends

Pressing the light bulb on the hemp rope - wrong The line is wrong

Pull up the electric light on the hemp rope - the route is wrong

Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it

Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it Step up

Threading twine through the eye of a needle - just passable

Threading twine through the eye of a needle - not getting through

Fried tofu with sesame oil - a big investment

Mazi is not called Mazi - a trap

Mazi's face - full of shortcomings

Mazi is in charge - has many ideas

Mazi knocks on the door - —The trap is here

Mazi skydiving--the sky is full of excitement

Mazi taking photos--his face is not good-looking

Reading on horseback--we'll see

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Flies in the manger - eating for nothing

Horses fighting - question (hooves)

Ma Daha is an accountant - all confused accounts

A hornet crosses the river - bringing (evil) poison

A hornet's nest - it cannot be stabbed

A hornet stings a bald man - without a cover

A hornet Needle, scorpion tail - not to be offended

Hindsight - too late

Horse bit on the cow's mouth - Hu Le

Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip

Malaysian coffee - intriguing

Horse lifting its hind legs - showing off one's strength

Spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer< /p>

The road is not called a road - it is fair

A fly in a horse spoon - a mixed meal

A horse spoon touching the edge of a pot - a common thing

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Tie tofu with horse tail - cannot be strung together

Tie tofu with horse tail - I will kick you if you kick, and hit me if you hit me

Rubbing rope with horse tail - use Lack of energy

Making a string with a ponytail - not worth talking about (playing)

The body of a leech - cartilage head

When a leech sees blood - sting it Don't let go

Ants move - either wind or rain

Ants move - everyone talks

Ants move a millstone - it's a waste of effort

The ant carries Mount Tai - being cruel

The ant carries the mantis on its back - shoulders a heavy responsibility

The ant carries the snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost

The ant pokes the neck A knife - not a bleeding tube

Ant eats fireflies - it shines in the belly

Ant wears chaff - so shameless

Ant blocks the way The child - not overturned

The ant is locked in a birdcage - there are many ways

The ant drinks water - just a drop is enough

The ant talks - Meet

The ant enters the cell - he has his own way out

The ant looks at the sky - he doesn't know the height

The ant carries the big tree - he doesn't know his own way

Ant urinates in a book - does not know many (wet) words

Ant climbs a broom - all roads are there

Ant climbs on the tip of an ox's horn - thinks it has climbed a high mountain< /p>

Ants climb trees - there are many ways

Ants meet chickens - they deserve it

Ants pick up bugs - everyone works hard

Ants Wearing a bamboo hat on the head - wearing hats indiscriminately

A knife on the ant's head - no flesh and blood

Ant dragging a mouse - too much ambition but not enough strength

Ant Going down the pond - I don't know the depth

The ant's mouth grinds against the plate - the strength in the mouth

The grasshopper sneezes - the mouth is full of green grass

The grasshopper fights the rooster - - Overestimating one's ability

Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - small things using the big frame to scare people

Grasshoppers carrying bricks - unable to bear the energy

Played landmines ——On the verge of breaking out

Buy a box and return the pearl - not knowing the goods

Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice - well-founded

Buy salted fish and release it—— Doing unjust things

Kowtow in the wheat stubble field - poke eyes

Blow fire through wheat straw - stingy

Use wheat straw as a scale - look at people It’s too heavy

The wheat straw is used as a scale—it’s all in vain

The straw is used as a scale—it’s too heavy

No two

Pack explosives in wheat straw piles - fire cannons randomly

Look at people in wheat straw - look down on them

Wheat bran twisting rope - no match< /p>

The wheat awns poke into the eyes - it stings and hurts

The frying spoon seller - pick the one you are sure of

The tofu seller is a loser - business is not good A big shelf

The bean sprouts seller in a shaking basket - clean and tidy

The coffin seller gritted his teeth - hating people to death

The flower seller said the flowers are fragrant, but the vegetable seller The food is delicious - everyone has their own style

The loss of selling pancakes - too greedy

Sold the coat to buy trousers - too short to be seen in public

Sold his son to recruit a son-in-law - doing it upside down, messing around

Sold his clothes to buy wine - he cared about his mouth but not his body

The man selling steamed buns mixed with lime - Selling rice without changing face

Selling rice without liters - bad intentions (quantity)

Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame

Selling cattle Marry a mute - nothing to say

The crab seller goes on stage - there are many roles, but not many can sing

The water seller looks at the big river - everything is Money

The man who sells earthenware basins stumbles - a mess

The man who sells earthenware basins - wants one set and has one set

The man who sells shrimps does not use a scale ——Catch blind people (shrimps)

The duck seller changes the basket and pours (pounds) the eggs

The salt seller drinks boiled water - tasteless

Sell The one who sells fried dough sticks does not add salt - he does not care about other people's business

The one who sells fried dough sticks plays the huqin - his (oil) hand is leisurely (string)

The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - he does not praise himself Praise

Coptis chinensis - endless suffering

Gold teeth all over the sun - lies when you speak (yellow)

A rat covered in oil Dive into the fire - there is nothing better to do

The sky is covered with paste - Lake (Hu) Clouds

The garden is full of fruits - you are the only one who is red

The blind man wears a lantern - illuminating others but not himself

The blind man wears glasses - just to show off

The blind man peels garlic - bullshit

The blind man plays Pai Gow - blind touch

The blind man wears glasses - pretends to be smart

The blind man leads the blind man - nonsense

The blind man opens his eyes ——Bullshit

A blind man pulls a bellows—a nonsense

A blind man chats—a nonsense

A blind man buys a trumpet—a nonsense

A blind man rides a blind horse - running wild

A blind man takes to the street - being arrogant

A blind man learns embroidery - showing off his skills

A cat is chased up a tree by a tiger - Thanks for saving a hand

Cats don't eat dead mice - pretending to be polite

Cats don't eat fish - pretending to be polite

Cats have tiger gall in their stomachs - they can't be fierce

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand

The cat chants sutras - pretending to be a good person

The cat catches mice - an ancestral craft

The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly

The owl sings - it makes strange noises and calls indiscriminately

The owl catches the mouse - it does good deeds and gets a bad name

Cat plays with mouse - coaxing and playing

Cat bites tiger - unexpectedly

Cat reaches into the fish tank - wants to catch a fish

Cat catches Tiger - showing off one's prestige

Cat catching mouse and dog guarding - each keeping his or her own duties

Cat catching mouse - relying on one's own abilities

A cat goes through a dog hole—it’s easy to pass through

A cat goes through a mouse hole—it can’t pass

The mouse in the cat’s mouth—can’t escape, nothing is left

Donkey grinding - can't get out of this circle

Eating cantaloupe in the toilet - it doesn't smell good

Putting an electric fan in the toilet - making a fuss

Weighing weights in the latrine—smelly and hard

Big dung maggots in the latrine—survive from death

Peacocks in the latrine—smelly and beautiful

< p>Stones in the latrine - smelly and hard

Throwing bombs in the latrine - arousing public outrage (feces)

Putting roses in the latrine - no fragrance< /p>

Impersonation

Replacement - using the fake to look like the real one

The brim of a hat is used as an insole - devalued to the end

The stringless pipa - where to start playing (talking)

Toothless The wife gnaws the bones - by licking

Duckweed without roots - helpless

Grabs the eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority

On the eyebrows Setting up a ladder - you can't put your face down

Swinging on your eyebrows - Xuanhu

Set firecrackers on your eyebrows - disaster is in front of you

Hang pig gall on your eyebrows - —Bitterness in front of the eyes

Pinch lice on the eyebrows - eye color (lice)

Fire on the eyebrows - red eyes

Mei Lanfang sings "Farewell to the King" Ji - a good show

Meixiang worships the master - they are all slaves

The matchmaker praises the girl - she talks like a fairy

The matchmaker praises the girl - the sky is full of flowers

The matchmaker lost her way—no more to say

The matchmaker proposes marriage—just choose something nice to say

The matchmaker has a bad mouth—it’s hard to speak

Coal ash mixed with lime - no distinction between black and white

The coal-faced person - the black-hearted person

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - making black money

Putting coal briquettes In the lime - black and white are distinct

Coal water - cannot be washed in a lifetime

Moldy winter melon - full of bad water

Moldy lotus root - Evil-minded

Gourmet chat - talking about food but not clothes

My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom

Killing people behind the door - on tenterhooks

Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people, having narrow vision

The broom behind the door - specializing in dirty things to do

Pooping on the threshold - Stinky inside and out

The bricks under the threshold - kicked in and out

The weight in the corner of the door - a dead (real) mind

The door frame is peeled off - — A big-looking one

The seal on the door—no way to pull it off

Hang a mat on the door—an outrageous thing (painting)

Bake sesame seed cakes in a fierce fire—no way Delivering good products

Wandering around while blindfolded

Listening to thunder while being kept in the dark—unable to figure out the north, south, east, and west

Farting while covered with a quilt ——Swallowing alone

Selling cloth while blindfolded—nonsense

Meng Huo surrendered—orally convinced

Meng Jiangnu pulled her bangs—crying and laughing

Meng Jiangnu’s search for her husband—traveling thousands of miles

Eating honey in a dream—thinking sweetly

Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream—a sweet thought

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Having a daughter-in-law in a dream - a beautiful thought

Seeing Coptis chinensis in a dream - a painful thought

The words spoken in the dream - I don’t know whether they are true or false

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Talking about the groom in the dream - an empty wedding

Getting married in the dream - a good thing will not come true

Lost money in the dream - being happy

Flying on a plane in a dream - overthinking

Having a dinner party in a dream - greedy

Maitreya Buddha - laughing every day

The mouse in the rice barn ——Don’t worry about having nothing to eat

The rice store sells salt——meddle in nosy (salty) things

Rice cooked into porridge——confused

Rice pot Just started pumping firewood and rice - no cooperation at the critical moment

The rice sieve blocks the sun - cannot be covered

Sleeping in the rice sieve - covered with eyes

Filling the rice sieve with water - many loopholes

Wash your face in the rice soup basin - your head is confused

Wash your hair with rice soup - you are extremely confused

Launching the sealed boat into the water - opening It's a disaster, go with the flow

Sealed wax pills - no flaws

Sealed drinks - watertight

Sealed cans - seamless and drillable

Bee's butt - stinging head

Bee's eyes - protruding

Bee flies to the painting - empty joy

Bee Nest - hole

Bee sting - urgent

Cotton jacket changed to leather jacket - getting better and better

Cotton mallet playing drum - no sound< /p>

Growing sesame seeds in the cotton field - killing two birds with one stone

The cotton fell into the water - bounced (

Negotiation) failed

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - nowhere to be found

Fire in the cotton pile - no hope of saving

Cotton ears - soft roots, unable to withstand Blow

Cotton for walnuts - eat hard and not soft

Got the cotton roll - no reply

There is a needle hidden in the cotton - there is softness in it Hard, soft but hard

The cotton stuffed the nose - it was uncomfortable to hold it in

The cotton trousers had no legs - it was half cold

Cotton yarn led the donkey ——Unreliable

Batter hands--stick a little bit of everything you touch

Boiled light bulbs in the soup--call you a bastard and have a belly of evil fire

Boil the ball in the noodle soup - you are still angry when you say you are an asshole

Boil the longevity peaches in the noodle soup - the asshole is sharp

Roll the dough with sesame seeds - dip a little in it

< p>The Buddha in the temple - has no vision

The monk in the temple - has no worries

The monk in the temple rings the bell - the sound of his name is outside

The horse in the temple - can't be frightened

The wooden fish in the temple - can't close its mouth

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty in the stomach

The pig heads in the temple - each has its own owner

Farts in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here

The flagpole at the entrance of the temple - a bachelor

The stone lions in front of the temple - a pair

The five hundred Arhats in the temple - each has a certain status

Shooting mice in the dark - everywhere Hitting the wall

Touching the bald head for fun - playing tricks

To cross the river by feeling the stones - step by step, steadily

Standing out on the Motian Ridge - Looking far ahead

Fireworks are set off on the skyscraper ridge - the sky is full of flowers

The donkey in the mill road - spinning in circles

The donkey in the mill road - spinning in circles - no head or tail

The donkey on the grinder - turning round and round

Sleeping on the grinder - turned around

Pushing porridge in the grinding eye - pretending to be confused

Magic The magician's trick - making something out of nothing

The magician's performance - it becomes really fast, it changes at will

The magician's technique - making something out of nothing

Jasmine feeds the camel ——How much do you get

Needles hidden in the ink - hard to find

Cuttlefish belly and pufferfish liver - black and poisonous

Hen falling into a rice vat ——Having a good meal

A hen flying up a tree - not a good bird

A hen flying up a tree - not a serious bird

A hen laying eggs and croaking ——Afraid that others won’t know

The tigress scolds the street—no one dares to offend her

The female cat eats her cubs—mutilating her own flesh and blood

The sow’s ears— —Soft

The sow destroys the wall and arches randomly

The sow hates rice bran—abnormal

The sow gets into the cornfield—finds it to eat Stick

Nails on a wooden board - a sentence is a sentence

Strike a golden bell with a mallet - not worthy

Cook fungus and tofu in one pot - black and white

The mouse in the wooden trap - squeezed at both ends

The carpenter beats his wife - there are dimensions

The carpenter hammers nails - squeezes in hard

The carpenter lost his folding ruler - he had no sense of proportion

The carpenter pulled the big saw - he came and went

The carpenter planed the wood - he had dimensions

Carpenter's shop The big lira saw - you come and I go

The carpenter pushes the plane - straight forward

The bitter Arhat in the wood carving - a rare smile

The calculation in the wooden frame Pot of beads - pluck and move; let others play with them

Mulan joins the army - a woman disguises herself as a man

Kapok blossoms - blossoms are red, a hit for a while

Puppet show - follow other people's fingers

Puppet singing - let others control

Puppet fighting - involuntarily

Puppet mourning - Indifferent

Puppet enters the coffin - dies with eyes closed

Puppet sheds tears - false feelings

Puppet man - heartless

Puppet Giving gifts——small favors

Puppet dancing——

The behind-the-scenes manipulation depends entirely on the matchmaker

Puppets go into the sea-no bottom line

Puppets perform tragedy-sounds but no tears

Puppets are ignorant-four or six don't understand

The wooden man beats the drum - a general (plop)

The wooden man crosses the river - he is unsure of the bottom

The wooden man saves others - he cannot save himself

Wooden glasses - can't see through

Drilling holes in wooden boxes - well-organized

Changing wooden fish into wooden clappers - still a beaten product

Written with wooden characters Talent - still a little less

Mu Guiying broke through the Tianmen Formation - no less often

Using a kitchen knife to coax children - this is no joke

Use tofu to block the knife - unable to withstand it

Use tofu to step on the platform - no problem

Use a small amount of money as the moon - miser

Use a noodle to hang yourself - no one will die

Take the scale and forget the weight - don't know the importance

Use a urinal as a hat - it will stink wherever you go