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Arabic numeral 8 character division of family - zero to zero, pressing the cow head to drink water - reluctantly
Grandpa eats coptis - bitter (ye), pressing the chicken head to peck the rice - —Wasted effort
Adou becomes the emperor—the weak and incompetent dwarf pushes the palm—the shot is not high
Adou’s empire—the dwarf climbs the mountain for free—is greedy for gain
< p>Having fun under the chopping board - can't fly and take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old wayThe nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband), whipped but not stick - can't eat soft food Eating hard
The dwarf rides on a big horse - is in a dilemma, boxing in the dark - fights for a while
The dwarf sits on a high mountain - is in a dilemma, threading a needle in a dark room - sad
The dwarf sits on a high stool - cannot reach An Lushan and raises troops - rebels
The dwarf farts - humiliates himself and chops bones on the chopping board - just do it
The dwarf enters Stairs - rising step by step. Frogs on the shore - jump at the touch of a button
Press the gourd to dig out seeds - dig out one less dog and get a stick - get angry
Press Driving your head into the fire pit - holding your breath and making the fire suffocate
Putting your hands on your shoes - it won't work; it won't work. A phoenix with its feathers plucked - not as good as a chicken
Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected Put your face in your crotch - shameful
Bird's nest on banana leaves - Good times don't last long - Farewell, my concubine - no choice; no choice
Scarred eyes and sores - - So bad that the white bones turned into beautiful women - human faces and ghost hearts
The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor and the white bones speak human words - evil words to confuse the public
Eight The old man punches - three orders and five punches (stretch), white wax material with osmanthus flowers - the root is not right
Eight people sitting at the same table with crooked necks - no one is looking at who has a white fox with the tip of the tail - old and cunning
The eighty-year-old man blows out the lamp - out of breath; out of breath. The white lady meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thread
The eight immortals cross the sea - each shows his magical powers; a little bit of his ability to look forward to the day The moon - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it
The Eight Wise Kings Enter the Palace - It's so hard to ask the department store to sell suits - one set at a time
August 15th The moon - the same every year; the upright and bright can carry a hundred kilograms of burden on the shoulders, but one or two pens cannot lift it - Da Lao Cou
Eat Yuanxiao on August 15th - it is different. A million troops march to the south of the Yangtze River ——Raise the troops and mobilize the crowd
Complete of animal sayings
Animal sayings
The cat’s paw reaches into the fish tank—wanting to get a handful
Cat Phi Tiger skin - show off the power
Cat's belly is full of tiger gall - not aggressive
Cat guards mouse hole - remains calm
Cat is chased away by tiger (niǎn) Climbing a tree - thanks to saving a hand
Cat plays with mouse - coaxing and playing
Cat doesn't eat dead mice - pretending to be polite
Cat's mouth The mice - can't run away
Cat catching mice - the job
The road is not called a road - it's fair
Horse tail skewered with tofu - it can't be mentioned Get up
Race a horse in your shoes - just a few steps
Cowhide drum - loud and empty
Cow fighting - dead head
Putting a saddle on the back of an ox - it's a mess
The cowhide drum is wet with water - it doesn't sound
The cowhide drum, the bronze gong - it doesn't sound if it's not beaten
Cow Plucking every hair out of the body - don't care
The two halves of the cow's hooves - can't close
The Ox King doesn't care about the donkey's affairs - everyone is minding their own business
The cow dies The sun is setting - misfortunes never come singly
The mushrooms on the cow dung pile - whether they look good or not
The flies behind the cow's butt - they disperse in a rush
Milk mixed with ink - confusion of black and white (xiáo)
Offer cow hooves - it will show how big your feet are
Hard cowhide - let's see how you brag
< p>The blind cow hits the haystack - eat itThe monkey climbs the rock cliff - show your ability
The monkey holds a mallet (chuí) - Hu Swirl
The monkey’s face—changes at will
The monkey wears gloves—hairy hands and feet
>Monkey picks up ginger—can’t eat it, can’t throw it away
Monkey sings a big show—Naughty Stage
Monkey picks up the moon—a happy show
Monkey eats Walnuts - all smashed
Monkey boxing - small stance
Monkey climbing tree - speciality
Monkey fanning - imitating humans
Monkeys on the pavilion - ugly ghosts playing coquettishly
Monkeys riding sheep - not human horses
Monkeys eating garlic - rolling eyes
Monkey carries the beam - can't stand it
Mouse hangs himself - like a cat
Mouse gnaws on wooden box - grinds teeth idly
Mouse digs into ash pile - Muddle around with your eyes closed
The mouse stretches its legs - little hands and feet
The mouse teases the cat - looking for trouble
The mouse marries a girl - whether she cares about food or clothing
The mouse ate arsenic - rolled his eyes
The mouse rolled into the counter - he was confused
The mouse licked the cat's nose - he was seeking death
Mouse hole (kū long) - not full
Mouse enters mouse trap - not far from death
Mouse falls into water vat - fashionable (wet fur)
< p>A rat pulls a wooden shovel - the big head is behindA rat climbs a scale hook - calls itself one
A rat climbs a bamboo pole - one step at a time
A rat steals rice soup—barely enough to feed his mouth
A rat gets into the bellows—and gets angry from both ends
A mouse’s eyes—can only see one inch away
A rat takes Gun - rebellion in the nest
A mouse fell into a vinegar vat - a sour smell
A mouse in a sesame field - popular
Paper tiger - a poke Just wear it
Tiger in front of the stove - fierce in the house
Dreaming about a tiger - a false alarm
Photographing a cat and drawing a tiger - inseparable
< p>Chasing rabbits in the wild - whoever catches them will belongForcing a rooster to lay eggs - no hope
A grasshopper meets a chicken - doomed
Grasshoppers fighting cocks - risking one's life
Mosquitoes biting eggs - seamlessly drillable
Blind dogs - biting whatever they touch
Eaves Hanging Pig Dan - Bitter Drops
A dog bites Lu Dongbin - not recognizing a good heart
A dog takes a mouse - meddling in other people's business
A dog sits on excrement Skip - don't know how to lift
Rabbit tail - can't grow
A dog's nose with onions - pretending to be an elephant (elephant)
A cat's paw stretches into the fish tank ——Want to fish for a handful
A monkey fishes for the moon—a happy ending
Impersonating a cat and a tiger—almost the same
A rat hangs himself—a cat’s act
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The old lady’s baggage—a bulging bag
The old lady’s dowry—ancient goods
The old lady’s toes—a useless life
The old lady's shoes - money (front) is tight
The old lady's teeth - alive
The old lady goes to the market - hurry up and hurry up slowly
Old The wife celebrates the New Year - every year is worse than the previous year
The old lady drinks porridge - shameless (teeth) and obscene
The old lady gnaws on chicken tendons - hard to chew and swallow
< p>The old lady is stroking her beard - fake traction (modest)The old lady is stroking the soles of her shoes - Thousands of needles (real) Ten thousand needles (real)
The old lady is on the chicken coop - —Stupid (Ben) Dan
The old lady pricked the soles of her shoes - Qianzhen (needle) Wanzhen (needle)
The old lady lived in Gaohu - a dilemma
The old lady took a plane - she started shaking
The old man's walking stick - sooner or later he had to throw it away
The old man poked a hornet's nest - looking for a sting (sting)
Old man's party - not the same red
The old harrier bites the clam noodles - it's hard to escape
The old harrier lands on the pig - you only see the blackness of others, but you don't see the blackness of yourself
The eagle catches the chicks - one is sad and the other is happy
Add white flour into the old corn - coarse and fine
The old Chinese doctor feels the pulse - feel it slowly
I take concubines and live together as concubines - a nest of irregularities
>I poach children and steal cattle - each generation becomes worse and worse than the last
I sit in the prison room - I am implicated
Thunder God fights - the difference is huge
Thunder strikes sesame seeds--specializes in bullying small ones
Thunder strikes ants--big ones bully small ones
Thunder is loud and raindrops are small--in name only but in reality
p>See the difference in the ring - all based on true skills
Pour cold water into the hot oil pan - it's fried
Cold water to make tea - tasteless
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Chickens shed in cold water - not plucking a hair
Cold-blooded animals - ruthless and ruthless
Civet cat ears - too short
Civet cat for prince - Pretending to be real
The civet cat pretends to meow - wants to speculate (steal chickens)
Without Wang Tuzi - you can't eat pigs with their hair
Li Kui Pretending to be a bride - pretending not to be the same
Li Kui sells coal - he is a black man and his goods are also black
Li Zicheng enters Beijing - the good times don't last long
Barber leads apprentice ——Teaching from the beginning
The carp’s beard—there are not many of them
The carp jumps over the dragon’s gate—it touches the energy of time
The carp jumps over the dragon’s gate—worth a hundred times
The carp swallowed the weight - determined
Chopped the cucumber with a sharp knife - cut in two (section)
The curtain face - fell down
Lian Po pays homage to Lin Xiangru - asking for forgiveness
The beard of a silver carp - not many
The face is ugly and the mirror is crooked - the words are arrogant
The face A loach in the basin - it can't slide anywhere
A giant fish in the basin - I don't know the depth
Writing on the face - a superficial article
Wait in cold water Guest - indifferent
A pair of chopsticks in a bowl of cold water - what flavor can be picked out
Liangshan's brothers - loyalty
Liangshan heroes drink - —Big shot (bowl)
The heroes of Liangshan——loyalty
Chao Gai of Liangshan——the top leader
The heroes of Liangshan——forced out< /p>
Wang Lun on Liangshan Mountain - Jealous of the virtuous and capable
Inserting a pin on the beam - thick and thin
Hanging a person on a beam - unable to reach the sky. Can't touch the ground when you get down
The gentleman on Liang Shang - don't touch the sky when you go up, don't touch the earth when you get down
Although Liang Garden is good - it's not a place to stay for a long time
Rat rats in the granary - - Harmful but not beneficial
The grain store also sells fashionable clothes - food and clothing
Rat in the grain store - Harmful but not beneficial
Grain in cloth bags Inside - one next to the other
Two rotten eggs - the same smell
Two monks fighting - unable to catch the braid
Two shoulders Carrying a head - the head will go wherever the person goes
Two beggars worshiping - a poor match
Two sparrows quarreling - fighting for a piece of rice
< p>Two pipa tunes and one tune - togetherTwo and a half months - haunted and haunted again
Two people dancing dragon - with a beginning and a tail
< p>Two blind men bowing - who saw it?Two mutes quarreling - not knowing who is right
Two mutes fighting - it is difficult to tell right from wrong
< p>Two mutes meet - nothing is saidTwo mutes kiss - there is nothing to say
Two mutes sleep together - no talk, nothing to say
Two dumb people sleep together - there is no work to discuss; don't talk about it
Two doctors pick up the donkey - there is no cure
Two people are running on the road The car - not going the same way
The couple was fighting - I couldn't help myself
The couple's debt - it was unclear
The couple returned Doors - in pairs
Buying a pig's head for two yuan - making him cheaper
Umbrellas for two people - covering each other
Entering the dye vat with both hands - it's hard to do it with the left (blue), and it's hard with the right (blue)
Boats in two rivers - they can't touch the same thing
A stool with two legs ——Untenable
Two ears—can’t touch each other
Two kinds of sesame seeds fried in one pot—black and white are not
Points
Playing with a machete under the bright moon - cutting wildly
Fire and dry firewood - just one click
Lin rushed to the wild boar forest - survived a desperate situation< /p>
Lin Chong bought a treasured sword—who knew it was a trick
Lin Chong flattered Coach Hong—seeing the flaw and acted
Lin Chong went to Liangshan—the government forced the people to rebel
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Lin Chong mistakenly entered Baihutang - he was deceived, disaster fell from the sky, and it was difficult to explain
Lin Daiyu's temperament - sentimental
Lin Daiyu entered Jia's house - Cautious
Lin Daiyu was buried in flowers - sad and cold, lamenting her fate
Lin Jiao sent his hair to Cangzhou - a dangerous journey
Can't find him when he got into the sedan chair to embroidered shoes - feeling anxious
Temporarily getting on a sedan horse to urinate - in a hurry
Sharpening a gun in battle - not happy at all
Singing folk songs on the ridgetop - the tune is too High
Bells and gongs and drums - want to be together
Liu Bang becomes emperor - the winner is king
Liu Bang chases Xiang Yu in Wujiang - kill them all
Liu Bei's empire - crying
Liu Bei went to Wollongong three times - just invite you, Zhuge Liang
Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - she was fascinated
Liu Sanjie’s antiphonal song—spoken casually
Making robes out of running water books—all over the tent
Willow trees blossom—no fruit
Punch with six fingers - a new trick
Bedwetting at sixty - an old problem
The stove in June - who can join in with you
Debts in June - repay quickly
Temple in June - silence
Eat ginger in June - Fu La (take it)
Wearing a leather jacket in June - abnormal
Wearing gloves in June - conservative (hands)
Feces in June - soaking up the energy
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Borrow a fan in June - just wait
Itchy fingers - extra trick
Dragon boats are loaded with dung - notorious
< p>The faucet does not pull the ponytail - the force is wrongThe pigeon in the cage - comes back after being released
The parrot in the cage - plays with its mouth all day long
The myna in the cage - can only talk but cannot do anything
The bird in the cage - has wings but cannot fly
The deaf visitor - does not listen
p>The deaf man is not afraid of thunder - he is brave
The deaf man calls - with a loud voice
The deaf man spills the dumb man's oil - he cannot explain
< p>A deaf man rings a bell - turning a deaf earA deaf man rings a pot - he cannot hear clearly
The ears of a deaf man - pretending they are not there, just pretending to be a facade
Deaf man Dialogue - each has his own story
Deaf ears - coordination
Deaf people set off cannons - no sound
Deaf people watch the theater - act like they are not there
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The deaf man listens to mosquitoes - silently
The deaf man listens to the play, the blind man watches the lantern - nothing is gained
The deaf man asks where the thunder is
< p>Deaf people meet dumb people - one doesn't hear, the other doesn't listenLou A Shu's fifteen strings - stolen
Lou A Shu walks - a thief's head
Floor paving - about the same height
Dew couple - good times don't last long
Dregs in the furnace - not much useful
Brine Order tofu - one thing will bring down another
Lu Su attacked Jingzhou - left empty-handed, returned empty-handed
Lu Su entertained Guan Yunchang at a banquet - hidden murderous intention
Lu Zhishen makes a big fuss in the wild boar forest - there are subtleties in the rough
Drums on the roadside - beaten goods
Picking up illegitimate children on the roadside - neither relatives nor friends
< p>Dig a trap at the intersection - it will harm peopleThe plantain on the roadside - it will not be crushed
The inquirer cannot be found on the road - the future is uncertain
< p>Crabs in the middle of the road - domineeringDonkey dung eggs - light outside
Donkeys pulling rollers and oxen plowing the fields - each doing his or her own thing
Boiled donkey skin Glue——boil it slowly
Donkey head is not called donkey head——
Long face
The donkey rushes to the mill road - he has to turn even if he doesn't want to turn
The donkey pulls the mill and the ox plows the field - each goes his own way
The donkey pulls the mill - - At the mercy of others
The donkey grinds the mill - the old way
The donkey cuts off the ears - fake horse
Lü Bu saw Diao Chan - fell in love with it
Lü Dongbin pushes the palm - an extraordinary move
Lü Dongbin plays Peony - Consensus
Lawyer takes bribes - knowing the law and breaking the law
Green Carrot - —Beautiful in the Heart
Green pumpkin—it’s so tender
When it’s green, it’s roasted on fire—it must be yellow
Looking for people in the graves—all of them Hard goods
Tangled with saponaria trees - unclear
Ship bound for Asia, Africa and Latin America - overseas voyage (trip)
Inflate the tires ——Can’t move in or out
The valve core on the tire is airtight inside and out
The hunchback stands at attention—cannot straighten
The radish fell into the pickle jar— — Let's soak it in water
Dried radish and tofu - no blood color
Offer radish as an offering - to coax the gods
Beat the gongs and drums on the street - shout People listen to it
The gongs and drums are two-pronged - the sound (think) is less than one piece
The gong basket contains lime - leaving traces everywhere
The gongs and drums are uneven. ——The climax is not on point
A ring set up in a snail shell-can’t be kicked off
Camel’s back fireball-burning buns
Camel fighting-enough rest Do it again
The camel was dredged a few times - unable to turn over
The camel wore goggles - dumbfounded
The camel's neck and the crane's legs - Each has its own strengths
The camel's head - with a high face
The camel entered the henhouse - no way
The camel entered the sheep flock - very prominent, tall A big piece came out
The camel looked at the sky - the eyes were high
The camel got on the car - only Leer was left
The camel gave birth to a donkey - a freak
The camel fell down - ruined my (saddle)
The camel slept - both ends were unreliable
The camel had thorns in its hoof - a big problem (hoof )
The camel dances - it doesn't look like it
The magpie that fell into the sparrow's nest - won't grow up
The floor fan rotates - keeps shaking its head
Carrying straw when it rains - the more you carry, the heavier you carry
Threeing wheat in the rain - it is difficult to end it
Looking for cotton covers in the rain - the more you carry, the heavier it becomes
A chick that falls in an eagle's talons - no matter how hard the beak is, it can't survive
Nails in a sack - head exposed
Water chestnuts in a sack ——I have to drill it out
Embroidery on linen bags—the foundation is too poor
Making dragon robes out of linen bags—not this material
Embroidering on linen pieces— - Wasted effort
The sackcloth is in the water - cannot be wrung out
Pigs in sacks - I don’t know what is right and wrong
Embroidery on the sacks - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other (bag)
Sack embroidery - poor foundation
Building a bridge with hemp pole - sad, can't afford it
Hitting a tiger with hemp pole - no pain Itchy
Hang yourself with Ma Hua'er - Crisp Ghost
Hemp stalks are used as scale beams - there is no crosshair
Ma Hua's solution to the board - not serious material
The sparrow moves—Qingqing chats
The belly of the sparrow—narrow-minded
The sparrow falls into the noodle vat—the mouth is mushy
The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing
The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small
The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy
Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it is easy to meet but difficult to talk
Sparrows follow the bats - stay up late
Sparrows have a bulging belly - they are so angry
< p>A sparrow marries a girl - a careful blowA sparrow meeting - a detailed discussion
A sparrow falls on the archway - the thing is not big, but the air is not small
< p>Although a sparrow is small - it has a full liver and gallbladderA sparrow drinks from the river - it cannot do it
Threading an embroidery needle through a hemp rope -
Can't pass
Strewing tofu with hemp rope - can't lift it
Hanging eggs with hemp rope - take off both ends
Pressing the light bulb on the hemp rope - wrong The line is wrong
Pull up the electric light on the hemp rope - the route is wrong
Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it
Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it Step up
Threading twine through the eye of a needle - just passable
Threading twine through the eye of a needle - not getting through
Fried tofu with sesame oil - a big investment
Mazi is not called Mazi - a trap
Mazi's face - full of shortcomings
Mazi is in charge - has many ideas
Mazi knocks on the door - —The trap is here
Mazi skydiving--the sky is full of excitement
Mazi taking photos--his face is not good-looking
Reading on horseback--we'll see
p>Flies in the manger - eating for nothing
Horses fighting - question (hooves)
Ma Daha is an accountant - all confused accounts
A hornet crosses the river - bringing (evil) poison
A hornet's nest - it cannot be stabbed
A hornet stings a bald man - without a cover
A hornet Needle, scorpion tail - not to be offended
Hindsight - too late
Horse bit on the cow's mouth - Hu Le
Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip
Malaysian coffee - intriguing
Horse lifting its hind legs - showing off one's strength
Spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer< /p>
The road is not called a road - it is fair
A fly in a horse spoon - a mixed meal
A horse spoon touching the edge of a pot - a common thing
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Tie tofu with horse tail - cannot be strung together
Tie tofu with horse tail - I will kick you if you kick, and hit me if you hit me
Rubbing rope with horse tail - use Lack of energy
Making a string with a ponytail - not worth talking about (playing)
The body of a leech - cartilage head
When a leech sees blood - sting it Don't let go
Ants move - either wind or rain
Ants move - everyone talks
Ants move a millstone - it's a waste of effort
The ant carries Mount Tai - being cruel
The ant carries the mantis on its back - shoulders a heavy responsibility
The ant carries the snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost
The ant pokes the neck A knife - not a bleeding tube
Ant eats fireflies - it shines in the belly
Ant wears chaff - so shameless
Ant blocks the way The child - not overturned
The ant is locked in a birdcage - there are many ways
The ant drinks water - just a drop is enough
The ant talks - Meet
The ant enters the cell - he has his own way out
The ant looks at the sky - he doesn't know the height
The ant carries the big tree - he doesn't know his own way
Ant urinates in a book - does not know many (wet) words
Ant climbs a broom - all roads are there
Ant climbs on the tip of an ox's horn - thinks it has climbed a high mountain< /p>
Ants climb trees - there are many ways
Ants meet chickens - they deserve it
Ants pick up bugs - everyone works hard
Ants Wearing a bamboo hat on the head - wearing hats indiscriminately
A knife on the ant's head - no flesh and blood
Ant dragging a mouse - too much ambition but not enough strength
Ant Going down the pond - I don't know the depth
The ant's mouth grinds against the plate - the strength in the mouth
The grasshopper sneezes - the mouth is full of green grass
The grasshopper fights the rooster - - Overestimating one's ability
Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - small things using the big frame to scare people
Grasshoppers carrying bricks - unable to bear the energy
Played landmines ——On the verge of breaking out
Buy a box and return the pearl - not knowing the goods
Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice - well-founded
Buy salted fish and release it—— Doing unjust things
Kowtow in the wheat stubble field - poke eyes
Blow fire through wheat straw - stingy
Use wheat straw as a scale - look at people It’s too heavy
The wheat straw is used as a scale—it’s all in vain
The straw is used as a scale—it’s too heavy
No two
Pack explosives in wheat straw piles - fire cannons randomly
Look at people in wheat straw - look down on them
Wheat bran twisting rope - no match< /p>
The wheat awns poke into the eyes - it stings and hurts
The frying spoon seller - pick the one you are sure of
The tofu seller is a loser - business is not good A big shelf
The bean sprouts seller in a shaking basket - clean and tidy
The coffin seller gritted his teeth - hating people to death
The flower seller said the flowers are fragrant, but the vegetable seller The food is delicious - everyone has their own style
The loss of selling pancakes - too greedy
Sold the coat to buy trousers - too short to be seen in public
Sold his son to recruit a son-in-law - doing it upside down, messing around
Sold his clothes to buy wine - he cared about his mouth but not his body
The man selling steamed buns mixed with lime - Selling rice without changing face
Selling rice without liters - bad intentions (quantity)
Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame
Selling cattle Marry a mute - nothing to say
The crab seller goes on stage - there are many roles, but not many can sing
The water seller looks at the big river - everything is Money
The man who sells earthenware basins stumbles - a mess
The man who sells earthenware basins - wants one set and has one set
The man who sells shrimps does not use a scale ——Catch blind people (shrimps)
The duck seller changes the basket and pours (pounds) the eggs
The salt seller drinks boiled water - tasteless
Sell The one who sells fried dough sticks does not add salt - he does not care about other people's business
The one who sells fried dough sticks plays the huqin - his (oil) hand is leisurely (string)
The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - he does not praise himself Praise
Coptis chinensis - endless suffering
Gold teeth all over the sun - lies when you speak (yellow)
A rat covered in oil Dive into the fire - there is nothing better to do
The sky is covered with paste - Lake (Hu) Clouds
The garden is full of fruits - you are the only one who is red
The blind man wears a lantern - illuminating others but not himself
The blind man wears glasses - just to show off
The blind man peels garlic - bullshit
The blind man plays Pai Gow - blind touch
The blind man wears glasses - pretends to be smart
The blind man leads the blind man - nonsense
The blind man opens his eyes ——Bullshit
A blind man pulls a bellows—a nonsense
A blind man chats—a nonsense
A blind man buys a trumpet—a nonsense
A blind man rides a blind horse - running wild
A blind man takes to the street - being arrogant
A blind man learns embroidery - showing off his skills
A cat is chased up a tree by a tiger - Thanks for saving a hand
Cats don't eat dead mice - pretending to be polite
Cats don't eat fish - pretending to be polite
Cats have tiger gall in their stomachs - they can't be fierce
The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand
The cat chants sutras - pretending to be a good person
The cat catches mice - an ancestral craft
The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly
The owl sings - it makes strange noises and calls indiscriminately
The owl catches the mouse - it does good deeds and gets a bad name
Cat plays with mouse - coaxing and playing
Cat bites tiger - unexpectedly
Cat reaches into the fish tank - wants to catch a fish
Cat catches Tiger - showing off one's prestige
Cat catching mouse and dog guarding - each keeping his or her own duties
Cat catching mouse - relying on one's own abilities
A cat goes through a dog hole—it’s easy to pass through
A cat goes through a mouse hole—it can’t pass
The mouse in the cat’s mouth—can’t escape, nothing is left
Donkey grinding - can't get out of this circle
Eating cantaloupe in the toilet - it doesn't smell good
Putting an electric fan in the toilet - making a fuss
Weighing weights in the latrine—smelly and hard
Big dung maggots in the latrine—survive from death
Peacocks in the latrine—smelly and beautiful
< p>Stones in the latrine - smelly and hardThrowing bombs in the latrine - arousing public outrage (feces)
Putting roses in the latrine - no fragrance< /p>
Impersonation
Replacement - using the fake to look like the real one
The brim of a hat is used as an insole - devalued to the end
The stringless pipa - where to start playing (talking)
Toothless The wife gnaws the bones - by licking
Duckweed without roots - helpless
Grabs the eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority
On the eyebrows Setting up a ladder - you can't put your face down
Swinging on your eyebrows - Xuanhu
Set firecrackers on your eyebrows - disaster is in front of you
Hang pig gall on your eyebrows - —Bitterness in front of the eyes
Pinch lice on the eyebrows - eye color (lice)
Fire on the eyebrows - red eyes
Mei Lanfang sings "Farewell to the King" Ji - a good show
Meixiang worships the master - they are all slaves
The matchmaker praises the girl - she talks like a fairy
The matchmaker praises the girl - the sky is full of flowers
The matchmaker lost her way—no more to say
The matchmaker proposes marriage—just choose something nice to say
The matchmaker has a bad mouth—it’s hard to speak
Coal ash mixed with lime - no distinction between black and white
The coal-faced person - the black-hearted person
The shopkeeper of the coal shop - making black money
Putting coal briquettes In the lime - black and white are distinct
Coal water - cannot be washed in a lifetime
Moldy winter melon - full of bad water
Moldy lotus root - Evil-minded
Gourmet chat - talking about food but not clothes
My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom
Killing people behind the door - on tenterhooks
Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people, having narrow vision
The broom behind the door - specializing in dirty things to do
Pooping on the threshold - Stinky inside and out
The bricks under the threshold - kicked in and out
The weight in the corner of the door - a dead (real) mind
The door frame is peeled off - — A big-looking one
The seal on the door—no way to pull it off
Hang a mat on the door—an outrageous thing (painting)
Bake sesame seed cakes in a fierce fire—no way Delivering good products
Wandering around while blindfolded
Listening to thunder while being kept in the dark—unable to figure out the north, south, east, and west
Farting while covered with a quilt ——Swallowing alone
Selling cloth while blindfolded—nonsense
Meng Huo surrendered—orally convinced
Meng Jiangnu pulled her bangs—crying and laughing
Meng Jiangnu’s search for her husband—traveling thousands of miles
Eating honey in a dream—thinking sweetly
Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream—a sweet thought
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Having a daughter-in-law in a dream - a beautiful thought
Seeing Coptis chinensis in a dream - a painful thought
The words spoken in the dream - I don’t know whether they are true or false
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Talking about the groom in the dream - an empty wedding
Getting married in the dream - a good thing will not come true
Lost money in the dream - being happy
Flying on a plane in a dream - overthinking
Having a dinner party in a dream - greedy
Maitreya Buddha - laughing every day
The mouse in the rice barn ——Don’t worry about having nothing to eat
The rice store sells salt——meddle in nosy (salty) things
Rice cooked into porridge——confused
Rice pot Just started pumping firewood and rice - no cooperation at the critical moment
The rice sieve blocks the sun - cannot be covered
Sleeping in the rice sieve - covered with eyes
Filling the rice sieve with water - many loopholes
Wash your face in the rice soup basin - your head is confused
Wash your hair with rice soup - you are extremely confused
Launching the sealed boat into the water - opening It's a disaster, go with the flow
Sealed wax pills - no flaws
Sealed drinks - watertight
Sealed cans - seamless and drillable
Bee's butt - stinging head
Bee's eyes - protruding
Bee flies to the painting - empty joy
Bee Nest - hole
Bee sting - urgent
Cotton jacket changed to leather jacket - getting better and better
Cotton mallet playing drum - no sound< /p>
Growing sesame seeds in the cotton field - killing two birds with one stone
The cotton fell into the water - bounced (
Negotiation) failed
Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - nowhere to be found
Fire in the cotton pile - no hope of saving
Cotton ears - soft roots, unable to withstand Blow
Cotton for walnuts - eat hard and not soft
Got the cotton roll - no reply
There is a needle hidden in the cotton - there is softness in it Hard, soft but hard
The cotton stuffed the nose - it was uncomfortable to hold it in
The cotton trousers had no legs - it was half cold
Cotton yarn led the donkey ——Unreliable
Batter hands--stick a little bit of everything you touch
Boiled light bulbs in the soup--call you a bastard and have a belly of evil fire
Boil the ball in the noodle soup - you are still angry when you say you are an asshole
Boil the longevity peaches in the noodle soup - the asshole is sharp
Roll the dough with sesame seeds - dip a little in it
< p>The Buddha in the temple - has no visionThe monk in the temple - has no worries
The monk in the temple rings the bell - the sound of his name is outside
The horse in the temple - can't be frightened
The wooden fish in the temple - can't close its mouth
The bell in the temple - the sound is empty in the stomach
The pig heads in the temple - each has its own owner
Farts in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here
The flagpole at the entrance of the temple - a bachelor
The stone lions in front of the temple - a pair
The five hundred Arhats in the temple - each has a certain status
Shooting mice in the dark - everywhere Hitting the wall
Touching the bald head for fun - playing tricks
To cross the river by feeling the stones - step by step, steadily
Standing out on the Motian Ridge - Looking far ahead
Fireworks are set off on the skyscraper ridge - the sky is full of flowers
The donkey in the mill road - spinning in circles
The donkey in the mill road - spinning in circles - no head or tail
The donkey on the grinder - turning round and round
Sleeping on the grinder - turned around
Pushing porridge in the grinding eye - pretending to be confused
Magic The magician's trick - making something out of nothing
The magician's performance - it becomes really fast, it changes at will
The magician's technique - making something out of nothing
Jasmine feeds the camel ——How much do you get
Needles hidden in the ink - hard to find
Cuttlefish belly and pufferfish liver - black and poisonous
Hen falling into a rice vat ——Having a good meal
A hen flying up a tree - not a good bird
A hen flying up a tree - not a serious bird
A hen laying eggs and croaking ——Afraid that others won’t know
The tigress scolds the street—no one dares to offend her
The female cat eats her cubs—mutilating her own flesh and blood
The sow’s ears— —Soft
The sow destroys the wall and arches randomly
The sow hates rice bran—abnormal
The sow gets into the cornfield—finds it to eat Stick
Nails on a wooden board - a sentence is a sentence
Strike a golden bell with a mallet - not worthy
Cook fungus and tofu in one pot - black and white
The mouse in the wooden trap - squeezed at both ends
The carpenter beats his wife - there are dimensions
The carpenter hammers nails - squeezes in hard
The carpenter lost his folding ruler - he had no sense of proportion
The carpenter pulled the big saw - he came and went
The carpenter planed the wood - he had dimensions
Carpenter's shop The big lira saw - you come and I go
The carpenter pushes the plane - straight forward
The bitter Arhat in the wood carving - a rare smile
The calculation in the wooden frame Pot of beads - pluck and move; let others play with them
Mulan joins the army - a woman disguises herself as a man
Kapok blossoms - blossoms are red, a hit for a while
Puppet show - follow other people's fingers
Puppet singing - let others control
Puppet fighting - involuntarily
Puppet mourning - Indifferent
Puppet enters the coffin - dies with eyes closed
Puppet sheds tears - false feelings
Puppet man - heartless
Puppet Giving gifts——small favors
Puppet dancing——
The behind-the-scenes manipulation depends entirely on the matchmaker
Puppets go into the sea-no bottom line
Puppets perform tragedy-sounds but no tears
Puppets are ignorant-four or six don't understand
The wooden man beats the drum - a general (plop)
The wooden man crosses the river - he is unsure of the bottom
The wooden man saves others - he cannot save himself
Wooden glasses - can't see through
Drilling holes in wooden boxes - well-organized
Changing wooden fish into wooden clappers - still a beaten product
Written with wooden characters Talent - still a little less
Mu Guiying broke through the Tianmen Formation - no less often
Using a kitchen knife to coax children - this is no joke
Use tofu to block the knife - unable to withstand it
Use tofu to step on the platform - no problem
Use a small amount of money as the moon - miser
Use a noodle to hang yourself - no one will die
Take the scale and forget the weight - don't know the importance
Use a urinal as a hat - it will stink wherever you go
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