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Fan wai: anyone who warms my life can be treated gently by life.
At this time, the floating island will be particularly lively. After all, this is the most formal and festive festival on this island.
Nieta, in particular, is the only day when people who struggle day and night can go home and have a reunion dinner with their families.
Of course, there will be some special circumstances here.
For Qu, it is her home, especially after she secretly eloped with Wu.
To tell the truth, QuWenEr actually has selfishness, but she is deeply attached to Tang Qin's stubborn temper, and even if she is forced to stay, she can't stay for a few days.
Whenever a child thinks of Wu Deyi's face, she will subconsciously clench her fist and smash the photo of Wu Keyi on the wall.
"Call you don't take me, call you rob people with me, I ..."
"Ahem ..." Ni Tianqi stood behind Qu, looked at the horror of Wu's portrait, and could not help but swallow. "That ... tower master, I have to go first. Take care! "
After saying his word, Ni Tianqi had grabbed his bag, flew out the door and disappeared without a trace. He doesn't want to be a substitute for Wu. Salary is important, but life is the foundation of everything.
"You wait ... well, forget it!" Qu Gang tried to stop it, but even the shadow of Ni Tianqi could not be seen.
Are you going to spend your birthday alone this year? Qu scratched his hair, picked up the pillow on the sofa and buried his head in the pillow in regret.
In fact, today is not only the beginning of the New Year holiday, but also the most important day of the year, her birthday.
Since Qu can remember, her birthday has been organized every year, which can be said to be organized. In fact, Tang Qin ordered Nieta employees to buy cakes and urged them to hold a birthday party.
Over time, this birthday gradually evolved into a custom dedicated to Nieta. In detail, this custom has been maintained for ten years, and this year is not only Qu's seventeenth birthday, but also her tenth birthday in Nieta.
Qu actually understood the significance of the birthday party from the beginning, and knew that those blessings and gifts were only formal things, so she didn't care. What she wants is a unique gift for her-
This gift is neither a complicated invention nor a beautiful dress, but that night, she had a chance to sleep with Tang Qin.
This is her favorite night of the year, just like when she was a child. No pressure, no worries, only the embrace of her favorite person, warm and happy.
Qu Wener knew that she was no longer a child, and she tried to throw away all her childish temper. But it happened that she couldn't get rid of this habit, and Tang Qin didn't say no to it, which was the default of this childish habit.
What my son doesn't know is that every time I work late, I carefully move her back to bed in the chair, cover her with a quilt, go to bed myself, and fall asleep with a song.
And in the next morning, Tang Qin will quietly close the door while Quwener is still sleeping and go back to his room, pretending that nothing happened.
Qu never got rid of that habit because she didn't know it herself. This year happens to be her birthday, and she may be lonely. ...
She took the piece of Wen Yu from her neck, which was left by Tang before she left, and Qu has been wearing it all the time.
One drop, two drops, three drops ...
I don't know when, her tears poured out and fell on Yu Wen.
Qu himself was startled by the sudden tears. She tried to wipe it with her hands, only to find that her tears were out of control at all, and pear blossoms rained down.
She cried, from dusk to night. Qu can't remember how long she hasn't cried like this. A long time ago, she was a famous crying baby on a floating island. Every day she loses her temper and then cries.
Strange to say, when she cries, it is useless to be persuaded by others, but it will make her cry more and more fiercely. But as long as Tang Qin came to coax her, the crying disappeared immediately, and soon everyone in Nita knew about it.
Everyone thinks that only Tang Qin can subdue this "little witch", and Tang Qin never finds her annoying and enjoys it.
As Wen Qu Earle stroked Yu Wen's hand-
"Dong-"
A subtle sound is particularly clear in this silent night.
"who?" Qu immediately stopped sobbing, and his body quickly bounced off the sofa. With a wave of his hand left and right, the blade of the gun has been loaded. "Don't hide, it's almost the New Year. You shouldn't be a kind inventor to stay here and continue to work overtime. Don't make me do it myself. "
But after that loud noise, the room was quiet again, and the newly started security system had been set with infrared rays, but at the moment it did not show the arrival of intruders.
Upon seeing this, Qu Wener took out a night-vision device from his pocket and aimed it at the blade of the gun. He looked around, but he didn't find any heat source reaction.
Am I too sensitive?
"Maybe it's just a stone falling." Qu Wener slowly put down his gun, rubbed his nose and temples with his hand, and sat back on the sofa.
Suddenly, a touch of silver light shot from the corner to Qu, accompanied by broken wind.
Just then, as Qu expected, he turned his wrist and turned the gun into a blade.
"Hum! You really fell for it. Nieta is made of all metal. Where did you get the stone? Come out! " Qu smiled contemptuously, threw the gun blade with one hand, and forcefully shot down the silver light. Then she jumped lightly, grabbed the gun blade that bounced back and stabbed at the source of the silver light.
"Wait, it's me ..." A familiar voice came out of the corner with the figure. "Let me explain ..."
"explain? Ok, then explain it to me. " Qu Wener said lightly with a smile, but the gun blade in his hand didn't mean to stop. "Ye Dagong, do you want to go after reading my jokes? I think it's beautiful. "
"Calm down, calm down, I really didn't see anything." Ye Yi patted the dirt and pushed the blade away from his neck. "Can you put away your weapons first? I looked a little scared. "
Qu looked at it with her usual demonic smile. Ye Yi himself felt very embarrassed. I can't help it. He didn't come to see the crying on purpose. He can only blame himself for his coincidence, which happened to meet this scene.
Ye Yi originally wanted to comfort her, but she appeared as soon as she cried. According to her temperament, she would probably put herself on the ground and then forcibly brainwash herself.
Ye Yi shuddered at the thought of QuWenEr means. He wanted to wait until Qu Wener cried almost before comforting her, but she cried out of control, which made Ye Yi feel flustered and took the initiative to stop her.
"Ye Dagong, what brings you here today? I'm really sorry. We have a holiday in Nita today, and there is no service staff. It's really wronged Ye Dagong. Otherwise, let the little girl personally receive Ye Gongzi. What do you think? "
Looking at the charming face in front of her, her heart was already cold. She quickly said, "No, no, I just happened to pass by, so I won't disturb Master Quta's rest. I'll come back tomorrow ... "
"Come back tomorrow? Hehe, I'm afraid you won't give the little girl a reasonable explanation today, and even Nieta's door can't get out today. " With a wave of his hand, a layer of current net was immediately laid outside the room. "What did you see just now? Tell me the truth! "
Looking at the face that bends in front of him and turns red with anger, he was a little stunned for a moment. He has never seen such a bend-pear blossoms bring rain, and he still feels pity, which is quite different from the strong woman in his impression.
This girl is very feminine.
Looked at Ye Yi QuWenEr silly looking at his expression, also can't help but "poof bursts" a loud laugh.
Looking at Qu's smile, I couldn't help swallowing. Honey, this woman's smile is fatal. At this moment, some people are Jasper.
Qu also found that there was something wrong with her expression, and deliberately took back her smile. Before she could speak to continue the lesson, she held her in her arms directly.
"You idiot, what's on your mind can come to me in the future. A person has nothing to fight for. "
Ye Yi seems frivolous, but in fact he values his feelings. I also know this advantage of him, so I specifically told him to take good care of Qu before leaving.
For me, Qu is not only his savior, but also the first opposite sex who is not infatuated with his charm.
Do you like it? Maybe I can't say, but I want to know her and stay with her.
He still remembers that Qu Wener broke the rules of Nieta for him for the first time, broke into Ye Jia three times and beat himself out of the abyss of depravity.
After that, he no longer regarded her as Tang Qin's sidekick. He regarded her as a strong person with average ability and decided to accompany her to find a way to go against the sky.
QuWenEr nature don't know what he's thinking, just feel the temperature coming from his arms. She tried to break free, but found it impossible. This is the first time she has been hugged by the opposite sex!
She felt that her face had turned into a red cloud, and her mouth was babbling, and she couldn't even say a complete sentence.
"You a lothario! ……"
"Huh?" Ye Yi some surprised to see the arms of QuWenEr.
In fact, Ye Yi regretted it the moment she hugged her. Back, twist, throw, straight punch in a row ... He can imagine the horror of being pushed to the ground by Wen Qu. Close your eyes and secretly grind your teeth to prepare for the "return" of flexion, but he waited for a long time, but his lover didn't even feel a little struggling.
"You lothario, don't give up ... how long do you want to hold back!" Although Qu speaks in a commanding tone, his voice is obviously shaking more and more, and his confidence is also very insufficient.
"Oh ... Oh!" Lin Yi looked at Qu Wener's red face in her arms and felt that her face was a little hot. She quickly loosened her arm and took two steps back.
Qu Wener saw that he finally loosened his arms and was secretly relieved.
This shameless man! I didn't say hello in advance, and I wasn't even mentally prepared. It's really embarrassing!
"What did you just call me ...? "
"ah? Called a disciple ... ah! " Before Qu came out of shyness, she subconsciously replied, but she immediately realized the ambiguity of the title.
This name is for Wu Qi. I was worried about this intimate name before, but now I don't even consciously use it myself. Qu Wener, Qu Wener, why are you so stupid? You don't even want to talk. Now, he must make fun of me again.
By the way, I just turn my head away, pretend to be angry, ignore him and see what he does with me, hum!
With this in mind, QuWenEr deliberately Du Du mouth, twist your head to one side.
Ye Yi didn't tease her this time. She just smiled cunningly and touched her head with her hand. She said, "That's much better than Mr. Ye's. Well, call me that in the future. "
"Hey, can you give some face, I haven't ..."
"Hey hey, I don't care, you go ahead," Ye Yi turned and ran to the door of Nieta. "I'll get ready first, and I'll be back soon ... that's right!"
Ye Yi suddenly looked back and compared her heart.
"Happy birthday!"
Hmm? Qu was surprised to see the figure running farther and farther, and her mouth unconsciously raised a few minutes.
This guy remembers my birthday.
Did he just say that he would buy me a present? If I had known, I wouldn't have said those angry words to him. How can I explain it to him later? Really!
Qu picked up the pillow again, buried his head in it, and waited to come back, wondering how to explain it.
Suddenly, I heard someone calling his name outside. It's him. Why did that fool come back so soon? I haven't decided.
Forget it, I won't give him a good temper, ever!
With this in mind, Qu threw down his pillow and walked out of the office.
"Quta master, can you hear me? Have the ability to come out and have a look. " Ye Yi stood under Nieta, folded his hands and shouted in the direction of Quwener's office.
"I heard it, I heard it, what are you arguing about!" Qu Wener walked from the office to the rooftop, waving his gun blade. "Nieta, don't make any noise, or I'll shoot!"
"It was fine for a second, but now it's changing face?" Ye Yi muttered something like a walkie-talkie from his pocket.
"Ready, you can start."
"ok!" A familiar voice came from the intercom.
"Wen Er, look up ahead!" Pointing to the distant sky, blunt flexor shouted:
"Shout what shout, childish like a child, really ..." Qu left the pie mouth and looked up at the fingers, leaving only a few lonely stars in the dark night.
This guy is making fun of me again!
Before the roar of the song was exported, suddenly, a deafening sound of guns resounded through the floating island.
"Bang!"
"Happy birthday, Wen Er!"
With the sound of guns, in an instant, the whole sky was covered with fireworks, one after another, like an ocean of light, setting off layers of huge waves.
Qu covered her mouth, and the tears that had already been recovered tended to flow outward.
"Ah ah! ! ! "Suddenly, in the fireworks, a beam of light flew straight to Nieta, and at the same time, there was a girl's scream.
Uh-huh? That is, people? !
Qu could not be shocked. She stepped back a few steps, a run-up, set foot on the handrail of the rooftop, jumped into the air through inertia, opened her arms and forcefully caught the girl coming from the fireworks.
QuWenEr relieved, just ready to open the "shoes" injection device, all of a sudden, she seems to realize what-
Shit! I didn't wear "moon shoes" today, and now I am holding a person and can't land safely.
"Ah-ah-"In this way, the two girls hugged each other with their eyes closed, and it was about to fall to the ground. A figure ran from the side, jumped up, and his right hand suddenly stretched out. In just a few seconds, he saw two girls in his arms.
"It's really worrying."
"Wu, Wu Keye, why are you here?" Qu opened his eyes and looked at the familiar cynical face in front of him. "Aren't you supposed to be on your way to Twilight Island?"
Wu Jian threw the two girls on the ground and said with a smile, "Originally, we had arrived at Dusk Island, but today was an important day, so we decided to come back overnight. Fortunately, we were not late."
"What about her? Does she also ... "
"Of course, if you go to elope together, of course you will come back together. Ha ha ha ha, look at the little eyes you are looking forward to ... ouch! " Wu Keying was about to make fun of Qu when a stone hit him on the head without warning.
"You are a lothario, what are you talking nonsense here? Come back and teach us Wen Er badly! " Patted his hand, angrily walked up to Wu and picked up his ear. "I don't know who slept until midnight to let us miss the last train and pretend to be innocent and walk away here!"
"pain, pain, pain ... be gentle." Wu Jian quickly stepped back, rubbed his red ears and said bitterly.
"Elder sister, I ..." Qu looked at the face of the person who missed him so much, and suddenly he was in a trance, and his mind was blank at that time. He obviously has a lot to say and a lot to complain about, but now he is stuck in his throat and can't say it.
"What's the matter? It's only been a few days, I don't know. " Looking at Qu tenderly, he reached out and touched Qu's face. "Thank you for these months."
"Meowed ....." QuWenEr finally repressed feelings for a long time, threw himself into Tang Qin's arms and burst into tears.
"Well, I'm here, don't cry." Tang Qin affectionately hug QuWenEr tightly in her arms, secretly sighed. He wanted her to grow up quickly. Now, it seems a little too much.
"Why are you crying? You should be happy with everyone on such a good day. " Stick out your key from behind Wu and say.
"That's it!"
"It's rare to see Wen Er crying. Today is also an eye opener. "
"You, you are all ..." Qu raised his head and looked at more and more familiar faces behind Wu Keyi.
Ni Tianqi, Jia Xuan, Yang, He Zhiqing,, Chao, ...
Key Wu pushed a cake cart out from behind. The cake is not big. There are seventeen burning candles on it.
"Make a wish." Push Qu to the front of the cake cart and put on her own birthday hat. "Blow out the candles when you're finished, and don't say anything, otherwise it's useless."
"hmm!" Qu Wener nodded hard, leaned forward and folded his hands.
I hope ...
"Hoo-"
"Happy birthday to you!"
……
"Shall we start now?" Wu key pinched the face, said.
"Well, the situation on the other side of Dusk Island is not very optimistic." Touched the face of Qu who was still sleeping. "Wu key."
"hmm? What's wrong? "
"You say, I leave her here alone, isn't it too selfish? When she cried yesterday, my determination was passively shaken. What I did was right or wrong. I ... "
"Line line," wu key waved, "when are you as indecisive as I am? Think of it this way. If we take her away, Nieta will be unstable and the floating island will fall into the same situation as Twilight Island. Although it is cruel to say so, a floating island must have a pillar. Ye Jia has fled for so many years and has long lost his authority. Only Nieta can stabilize the situation, and Nieta, no one can.
"But ..."
"Her choice? You should know. "
"Well ... she said she would stay here until we came back."
"It doesn't matter. Just trust her. She is no longer a child. Let's go. "
"... very good. "
Last night, Tang Qin continued his old habit and slept with Qu Wener. Surprisingly, Qu Wener didn't immediately fall into Tang Qin's arms, but lay beside her, asking many stories about Tang Qin and telling her about Nita's recent situation.
Tang Qin felt mature for the first time. Qu Wener, who was in tears, hesitated for a long time and asked her if she would like to travel with her.
Unexpectedly, Qu refused without hesitation. She said she wanted to stay here, at their house, until she came back.
Tang Qin said nothing, but rubbed her into her arms and fell asleep on her head.
This morning, they are going to leave quietly.
After Wu and his party left Nieta, they didn't find a figure on the rooftop watching them go further and further.
"All right, don't look, they will come back." Ye Yi came up slowly and patted her on the shoulder.
"Hmm ..." Qu rubbed his red eyes and said, "I hope they have a good trip."
"well! I will! " Ye Yi unexpectedly did not refute, "By the way, what kind of wish did you make?"
Qu turned around, smiled wittily and said, "What's the matter? Of course, it must be kept secret. "
"Hey-"
………
"If there is a God, please be sure to realize my little wish."
"I hope those who have warmed my life can be treated gently by life."
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