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A joke about snakes

Snake: "Mom, we have no feet. We won't be laughed at because of our disability, will we? " Mother snake: "We can run very fast without feet. This is a martial arts skill. They can't even envy it. How can they laugh? " Snake: "Then what is the name of our martial arts Juexue?" Snake mother: "No shadow feet." Snake: "Great. By the way, mom, if you meet the enemy, how can you use the shadowless feet to make the enemy? " Mother snake: "Run."

White Snake and Xu Xian's wedding night.

White Snake: Officer, on our wedding night, I have something to tell you. Actually, I'm a snake demon.

Xu Xian: Mom, I'm scared, but I also have something to tell my wife. Actually, I am a girl.