Funny lines in Stephen Chow's movies

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Stephen Chow's funny lines are as follows.

The night is long, and there is no mood to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but neither could you, Jingjing.

Xiao Qiang, you died a terrible death!

A bowl of shark fin gargle!

I test, I test you.

Hero, what's your name?

Free: surname (sex) jiao (jiao)

Turn off the engine, driver's license, ID card

It thundered and it rained. Get dressed.

What a big marshmallow ~

Dear, come out to see God with Niu Wangmo!

Man is the mother of man, and demon is the mother of demon. A demon with a heart is not a demon, but a shemale.

I *, this will do.

Xiao Li flies knife, Xiao Li flies knife.

It turned out to be Xiao Li's flying knife.

You are not only a chicken, but also an old hen. Don't you feel lonely, lonely and cold?

I took the exam,

See you sneaking around and making a fool of yourself. How can you travel with me in the future ~ ~'

My admiration for adults is like a raging river, and it is like an out-of-control flood of the Yellow River.

Tired of watching, have a cup of tea, wrap a bag and have a rest first. . . . . . .

Give me a reason first.

You dead walk-on

"... don't always wrap your thighs around people's waists. "

"Oh, sorry, occupational disease."

You see, I haven't cut my nails for more than ten days. It's all black mud. Is it not bad enough?

I'm not crying, I'm watching you drool! ~

What a big cotton candy!

Blow balloons and blow big balloons ~

Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved.

Tell her Chou-heung tonight and see if she has feelings for me.

Look at this leather shoe-it's actually a hair dryer.

Look at this hair dryer. It is actually a hair dryer.

-Dad, I'm going to Beijing to be the number one scholar!

-Zen, we Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for twenty years!

-I didn't do it for anyone else, I did it for a woman!

-well, die for a woman, die for a woman, and go to Beijing to be the champion! Whose girl is it?

-Hongyi Yuan Rushuang girl!

Ah! Prostitute!

-What's wrong?

-well, dare to love what others dare not love! Dad, I support you!

It's insulting to fart everywhere and teach people to act all day! ! !

If you say so, I will sue you for libel.

Ten thoughts, thinking about the old country, thinking about the old country.

Eight eyes * * * reward, enjoy the flowers and enjoy the moon.

Mrs. Hua: Haha ~ ~ ~ I tell you that the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me-"I will not die for a day"!

Tang Bohu: Haha ~ ~ ~ The strangest poison in the world. Which round did you get your "death in a day"? ! It should be our Tang family's "half step with a smile"!

Mrs. Hua: Haha ~ ~ ~ Nonsense! Our "one-day death" is to use seven different poisonous insects, plus the red top of the grass extracted on July 49, which is colorless and tasteless and kills people without a trace. Tang Bohu: Our "Smile Half Step" is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum and Saussurea involucrata. There is no need for refrigeration and no preservatives. Besides being highly toxic, it tastes good. (Two people face the camera and are in advertising mode)

Mrs. Hua: Those who ate our "death in one day" lost their martial arts in one day, and their veins went against the current, and they possessed themselves, and eventually their blood vessels burst and died.

Tang Bohu: Yes! And friends who eat "half a step with a smile", as the name implies, must never walk half a step or laugh, otherwise they will explode and die. This is really a trip home-

Mrs. Hua: Kill someone-

Two people: (chorus) essential drugs!

Piaopiao: Hey, why are you doing this?

Qiu Tian: What's the matter?

Piao Piao: Your lip is broken! Need lip balm?

Qiu Tian: OK.

(Flying and kissing the sky)

Piao Piao: This is all I have. Is it better? (Sitting on Qiu Tian's lap)

Qiu Tian: Much better.

Piaopiao: Have some more.

Qiu Tian: Oh, no, thanks.

Piaopiao: Don't pull it down! Go to hell, you scum

Qiu Tian: What's wrong with you?

Piao Piao: I hate people's mouths.

Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth!

Piaopiao: Then why not put on more lip balm?

Qiu Tian: Then clean it?

Piaopiao: Go to hell! If you don't want to wipe it, don't force it.

Qiu Tian: Actually, I want to clean it.

Piao Piao: Well, I warn you, don't talk so much nonsense when I really wipe it in the future!

Qiu Tian: I said I wanted to clean it.

(fluttering kisses)

Qiu Tian: Hey, wait.

Piao Piao: Wow, you bastard!

Qiu Tian: Can you be professional? Wipe it evenly if you want, not just twice.

Piaopiao: OK.

(The two kissed passionately, and the fluttering thighs caught revenge. )

East prostitute, west prostitute, south thief and north prostitute!

East prostitution, west base, south swing, north color.

A flock of geese caught people into the river at the foot of the mountain. I fell into the river to catch geese to satisfy my hunger, and went home to play with my wife after eating.

Who hit me?

-My pomegranate sister is an absolute beauty admired by ten thousand people.

-Why?

Because you should fight! Everyone in Washington knows that you have a crush on me. I'm ashamed to meet anyone. I am dead!

-I don't mind!

-Of course you agreed. You want to be a double suicide, and you want to be a pair of mandarin ducks with the same life with me. Shit! I haven't promised to accept your love!

-pomegranate elder sister, you misunderstood. In fact, I respect you as much as I respect my mother.

God, you are in love with your old mother! This is a big mistake. . . . . How exciting! Come on! . . . . . . . .

It is our fate that we met in the vast sea of people. Now let's close our eyes and guess who it is. . . . .

-You are a person, a woman, a woman who treats money like dirt. Who am I?

I don't know what kind of person you are, but you will soon become disabled. Somebody please. How dare you come to Xiangting without a dime!

You don't believe me? Look!

Madam, I used to live near Suzhou.

There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless.

Who knows Tang Bohu? He is outrageous and heartless.

Officials and businessmen colluded to look down on me, occupy my big house and seize my fields,

My grandfather turned against him and he hit him with a stick.

My grandmother accused him of cheating good people, but he caught him in Tangjia.

Raped a hundred times, a hundred times, and finally she hanged herself and hated the world.

He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river.

In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple.

Who knows Tang Bohu? He is so insidious.

Knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot against me and beat my father and son at the city gate.

Small and strong, but can survive. Poor old father is dead.

In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave and make myself cheap.

Earn money diligently while reading articles.

Swear to fame and fortune, the enemy is strong!

Since then, Tang Yin's poems have appeared. As I remember, this hatred is not shameful! ! !

Sister Chou-heung, why are you merciful to me San Xiao?

Yes, intestinal penetration:

One township, three outstanding people and two Li * * * dares to teach 789 children who don't understand the four books, five classics and six classics.

Huaan:

Eight, two, seven, six points, five points, four points, only ten rooms and nine poverty, or half-hearted, first-class dirty.

Plant trees in front of your grave.

Hua 'an: Miscellaneous fish in the bathtub

Yes, I pierced the intestines: the fish fat fruit was cooked in my stomach.

Huaan: Your mother will kiss the cupboard.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

Taohua Temple under Taohua Mountain, where peach fairies cultivate peach trees, pick them and drink them.

I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing.

Hero ~ ~ ~ Leave me alone!

Pray for God to give me a thin man (V: What's the matter with you, husband?

Everyone is a fairy, please don't sexually harass me ~ ~ ~

Wow, eight cousins hanged themselves together. How spectacular!

I see, you are crazy, hey hey.

Grab, grab the soles of your feet ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I am a woman. Come with me. Really. I'll play with you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

You don't know me. I'm the Indian Sam.

Is this a robbery? Count!

Shameless? Your mother is shameless, I call this saving strength!

The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

There are no graves of Hao Jie in Wuling, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes to plow the fields.

Ming: Nothing. He punched me a few times and I gave him thousands of dollars.