Classic Quotes: What you call a joke is that you are toying with me and blaming me for not laughing.

1. Don’t say I’m pretending, I can only say you think too low of yourself

2. Last night I dreamed that my lover was holding another girl

3. Girls, don’t think that your legs are thick or that you are not pretty. There is always a man who doesn’t think so because he loves you.

4. Don’t miss someone when you are quiet. It's scary. It's scary to think about being alone when it's busy.

5. Grandpas are descended from grandsons...

6. People often do not have the power to do things, but are unwilling to do them.

7. If you are fearless, you will be omnipotent!

8. Humor is the good-natured ridicule of the will by wisdom, and comedy is the absurdity of the will itself.

9. Ten years from now, I will put down my schoolbag, take off my school uniform, and watch your concert with tears and laughter.

10. What you mean by joking is that you made fun of me and blamed me for not laughing.

11. When others look at us intently, the reason why we feel awkward and uncomfortable is because we are afraid of being seen through our inner self.

12. We can be disappointed, but we cannot be blind.

13. Don’t let your careless words hurt those who mean it.

14. Don’t look at my weak strength. When my small universe explodes, I can lift the globe.

15. Don’t Take all care for granted, otherwise the person who loves you most will leave. Joking Graduation Message

1. Are you happy today? You are happy to be perfect, but you are content with imperfection.

2. That’s it for today. Thank you everyone for always giving me a reason to laugh. I look forward to ten years from now when I look back on the human-like appearance I have today

3. Frozen Frost Rain and dew, look back, no longer look far away, you are in the memory, no matter where I am, my heart is always with you

4. From this moment on, one sky and one road , a person, looking forward to meeting you again, my dears

5. Thanks to my parents for their support, I have this opportunity to study here; thanks to the school for the cultivation, we are what we are today; thanks to you, let me have this opportunity Such colorful memories.

6. Say goodbye to this school period full of laughter. I want to use more words to describe it one by one, but maybe it will be more beautiful if I keep it in my heart.

7. Do you still remember those hard-working guys who always lost in basketball?, the years of the artistic youth in freshman year, the freshman English corner, do you remember the years when we came back to push carts?

< p> 8. The inventor uses the form of blessing words to harm others, but the harmed person is still willing to give him a face to be harmed. However, this depends on the object.

9. With a bit of acetic acidity and a bit of sweet fragrance, some blessings sometimes make people laugh or cry.

10. In the past four years, I have been proud of you; four years from now, I will definitely be proud of you! Look up at the stars to explore your dreams, and do everything well in a down-to-earth manner.

11. I usually only make this kind of joke to good friends. Xiao Li, who graduated from a higher vocational college, talked about it with gusto: When you write like this in other people's guestbooks, you are actually very happy. The consequence of writing like this is that you won't get any good comments in your guestbook. But if you open the guestbook again after three to five years, you will wonder: How come I have made such a group of harmful friends.

12. It will be hard to be together in the future!!~ Come on, let’s sing a song of anxiety - Namo Anita Buddha in memory.

13. Get married soon, have children, and be beautiful! Remember not to apply the powder too thickly. It's what they represent.

14. With you, the road is always there! Every section of the road has beautiful scenery. Remember: the struggle will not stop, but the emotion will always be there. Joking Sentences

1. Some encounters between people are like shooting stars, which burst out with enviable sparks in an instant, but are destined to just pass by in a hurry.

2. There is a kind of love called no fate, which is not a lack of love but a lack of fate. There is also a kind of love called fulfillment! Go and fulfill others as well as yourself.

3. What you lose has never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

4. There is no humble love in this world. It seems humble just because I love you too much. In the end, it turns into silence. There is no fulfillment, no resentment, and no blessing, only a touch of desolate eyes. , drifting in the wind.

5. ** is a process of surviving from death. Have you all seen it? This is not a joke, this will really kill people!

6. Don’t make sarcastic jokes. Even if you think it’s just a joke, you are not the other person and you won’t know how bitter your words are.

7. For the past fifteen years, I have confessed to you half-jokingly and half-seriously because I was afraid that if I confessed to you seriously but you rejected me, it would be difficult to face you again.

8. Joking is only called joking if the person being joked about also finds it funny. If the person being joked about does not find it funny, then it is intimidation.

9. Some of the life you are looking forward to will always be wasted in your self-righteous dreams, and then give you a very disappointing blow.

10. If I jokingly say that I like someone, then it may become true in the end. Therefore, love does not allow jokes.

11. This city has no legend about grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

12. Not all jokes can be made, not everyone can joke with me, and not everyone can stand it, so don’t joke about things we care about, the consequences are unpredictable< /p>

13. I remembered that the things I said to you about hating you were all a joke, but the joke got too big and you left

14. Just kidding! Do I look like I'm joking? It's a joke, I'm actually just kidding you. Multiple turning points

15. Smoking hurts the lungs, drinking alcohol causes anesthesia, why is it that the moment I remember like this is always you.

16. An old classmate chatted with me and asked me if I was married? I joked, how could such a lofty ideal be realized so easily?

17. At the crossroads, we walk separately. You let go of my tears, and I let go of your hate.

18. What is a male god? He is someone who takes you seriously when you joke with him, and thinks you are joking when you are serious with him!

19. If Sister Feng and Brother Sharp met on a dating show one day and got together calmly, what would be your reaction?

20. Auntie, it’s a joke if the person involved also thinks it’s funny. If the person involved doesn’t think it’s a joke, then it’s intimidation, intimidation!

21. My life is in pieces, those determinations, those prides, and those things that I have never forgotten and dare not forget. They come faster than your turning around, and there is a cloud in my eyes. Layers of cinnabar cover an ancient city. When will you come back?

22. I like you, I have been waiting for you, I bless you every day, I miss you all the time, and have you received it? I don’t know if I can have you, and I don’t know either. Who do you like? Maybe, Fallen Leaves is my reincarnation!

23. Do you know that since then, I have not dared to joke with you, I am afraid, I am afraid that you will be unhappy, I am afraid that my unintentional little joke will make you unhappy, In the end, I broke my heart.

24. I can make fun of the whole world, but not love. But my love is just a joke.

25. Life is like a summer flower, who will subscribe to my sadness. The future you talk about is a scenery that I cannot touch. Whose world will be brightened by my departure?

26. In your past life, anyone you hurt has long been forgotten, but the person you hurt will never forget you. He will never remember your good qualities, but the harm you did to him.

27. Maybe every man has had two women like this, at least two. Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will still be the moonlight in front of the bed; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a grain of rice sticky on your clothes, but the red one will be your heart A cinnabar nevus.

28. Who makes the chirping of cicadas beautiful throughout the summer, and who exaggerates the withering of autumn. Next time it dawns, who will give me a warm spring mood?

29. The memories that a person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

30. In fact, it’s not that I didn’t work hard. But the negative emotions give me too much depression. I'm really helpless. It seems like what I told you, you all thought I was joking. There really is no joke in what I say to you.

31. When there is no love, it is said to be lonely; when there is love, it is said to be lonely.

32. The dreams I once had were shattered on the ground. I picked them up and tried to put them together. Then they were broken again. I picked them up again and put them together again. Until one day I couldn’t put them back together anymore.

33. Using jokes to deal with the enemy is naturally a good way of fighting, but the point of contact must be a fatal wound to the opponent, otherwise, the joke will be just a simple joke.

34. The more familiar we are with friends, the easier it is for us to make fun of each other unscrupulously. For this reason, many times, our unintentional jokes hurt the self-esteem of our friends.

35. Love each other but cannot fall in love, love each other but not love each other. We are both in love and in love, but we cannot stay together for a lifetime.

36. A man is like a one-yuan coin, with a ** on one side; a woman is like an ancient copper coin, with a hole in the front and a hole in the back.

37. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

38. Although it was just a casual joke, I didn’t expect it to become true. Fate likes to play tricks sometimes.

39. The heart is waiting for that faint beauty, but the snow freezes the beating of the heart. Love dies because of the freezing of the heart.

40. Low humming, shallow singing, whose song is echoing in that period of unknown pain and the declining prosperity of the past.

41. Give yourself an excuse and give love a reason to give up. But why do you give yourself an excuse? The reason reminds me of you.

42. If you fall in love with someone else, please Don't tell me I'm not as brave as you think.

43. Ma Yong, have you done this? Why are you joking about your wife? Your ex-wife is also your wife, can you say she is your sister-in-law?

44. Every time I just I can express my love for you in a playful manner, so the seemingly frivolous words I repeat in a joking manner are actually the words in my heart, and there is a serious meaning behind every joke.

45. There is a kind of fate called love, a kind of feeling called past possession, an ending called destiny, and a kind of heartache called endless.

46. When I am joking with others, I will never add that I was joking. Because people who know that I am joking will not care about it, but will continue this beautiful joke with me; on the contrary, my friendship with him must be too shallow, or he does not understand me.

47. Some things are always beautiful when you think of them, so in your taking for granted, a reality that could have been very happy is wasted.

48. I tell you that I like you every day, but you always say stop joking. In fact, it has never been false, but even if you still say that I am joking, I will continue to say it, because one day, you will believe that I really like you.

49. What’s the point of living in this world if you don’t let others make fun of you and then make fun of others later?

50. Don’t make excessive jokes with me when I don’t want to joke. You can say that I am stingy, but I can also say that you don’t consider others!

51. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, which will take longer than a long, long time.

52. Just kidding, don’t make fun of me. If the joke is over, I will turn against you.

53. You don’t understand my humor and I don’t understand your jokes either. I don’t understand that this is probably the farthest distance between hearts. What’s even more sad is that I have to pretend to be happy and explain to you, hey, I was joking just now, don’t be angry

54. If I start from If I hadn't met you, if I'd never fallen in love with you, if I hadn't believed in you at the beginning, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

55. Meeting is wrong, getting to know each other is wrong, being together is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, everything is wrong.

56. Cherishing someone who often jokes with you means that you must have a certain weight in this person's heart.

57. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

58. When I was a child, I always regarded countless jokes as dreams, thinking that there would be no price to pay for joking. Only now do we realize that we have lost people who trust us one after another through these jokes.

59. You said you don’t like my jokes, but how have you ever taken my jokes seriously? Do you know how true my joke is?

60. Guarding so many people, you joked and asked me to kiss me, but I refused. It's not that I don't want to, it's that I'm afraid that you won't kiss me after I agreed. In my heart, what you said was really just a joke.

61. Do you want to give up? No kidding, you have to take responsibility for all this. Keep at it, even if winning is impossible!

62. I don’t know how many people say in a joking tone that they are too tired to love but are worried that their words have come true. Don't kid me, I'm not good at it

1. Falling in love but not being in love, falling in love but not being in love. We are in love and love each other, but we cannot stay together for a lifetime.

2. Life is like a summer flower, who will subscribe to my sadness. The future you talk about is a scenery that I cannot touch. Whose world will be brightened by my departure?

3. When there is no love, it is said to be lonely, and when there is love, it is said to be lonely.

4. The dreams I once had were shattered on the ground. I picked them up and tried to put them together. Then they were broken again. I picked them up again and put them together again. Until one day I couldn’t put them back together anymore.

5. There is a kind of fate called love, a kind of feeling called past possession, an ending called destiny, and a kind of heartache called endless.

6. At the crossroads, we walk separately. You let go of my tears, and I let go of your hate.

7. Low humming, shallow singing, whose song is echoing in that unknown hurt and the declining prosperity of the past.

8. Smoking hurts the lungs, and drinking alcohol causes anesthesia. Why is it that the moment I remember this is still you.

9. Falling is actually not sinful, but the beauty is too decadent.

10. There is always one heart in the world waiting for and calling for another heart.

11. There is no humble love in this world. It seems humble just because I love you too much. In the end, it turns into silence. There is no fulfillment, no resentment, and no blessing, only a touch of desolate eyes. , drifting in the wind.

12. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

13. There is no legend about the grass growing and the orioles flying in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and false smiles, and I am being assimilated.

14. Love yourself, but don’t pity yourself.

15. Some things are always beautiful when you think of them, so in your taking for granted, a reality that could have been very happy is wasted.

16. You live in my heart and tell me what missing is.

17. My ears are filled with loneliness and I cannot hear happiness.

18. There is a kind of love called no fate, which is not a lack of love but a lack of fate. There is also a kind of love called fulfillment! Go and fulfill others as well as yourself.

19. The city is lonely and miserable after the rain. The seats on the roadside are empty, waiting for someone.

20. Feelings are never parallel, but a kind of scattering and expectation.

21. In your past life, anyone you hurt has long been forgotten, but the person you hurt will never forget you. He will never remember your good qualities, but the harm you did to him.

22. Click on your chat window, but don’t know what to say.

23. Very simply, I want to be with you.

24. Some encounters between people are like meteors, which burst out with enviable sparks in an instant, but are destined to just pass by in a hurry.

25. When I want to say something the most, it is often the time when I am the most silent.

26. Maybe every man has had two women like this, at least two. Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will remain "the bright moonlight in front of the bed"; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one will It's a cinnabar mole on the heart.

27. Who makes the chirping of cicadas beautiful throughout the summer, and who exaggerates the withering of autumn. Next time it dawns, who will give me a warm spring mood?

28. Give yourself an excuse, give love a reason to give up, but why do you give yourself an excuse? The reason reminds me of you,

29. My life is fragmented, those Firmness, those prides, and those things that I have never forgotten and dare not forget. They come far faster than your turning around. A layer of cinnabar covers your eyes, covering an ancient city. When will you come back? ?

30. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I have to leave, which will take longer than a long, long time.

31. I like you, I have been waiting for you there, I bless you every day, I miss you all the time, and have you received it? I don’t know if I can have you, and I don’t know either. Who do you like? Maybe, Fallen Leaves is my reincarnation!

32. When you stop to rest, don’t forget that others are still running.

33. If I had never met you, if I had never fallen in love with you, if I had not believed in you at the beginning, maybe I would not be who I am now.

34. I thought I had forgotten it, but a phone call awakened all the memories.

35. If he loves you, no one can stop him from getting close. If he forgets...

36. Meeting is wrong, knowing each other is wrong, being together is wrong, being attracted to you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, everything is wrong. wrong.

37. Love is right, but what is wrong is that we rush to love before we learn to love.

38. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

39. Don’t joke with me, I’m not good at...

40. The heart is waiting for that faint beauty, but the snow freezes the beating of the heart. Love is frozen because of the heart. Die.

41. The memories that a person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

42. In fact, the things you lose have never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

43. If you fall in love with someone else, please don’t tell me. I’m not as brave as you think.

44. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.

45. Some of the life you are looking forward to will always be wasted in your self-righteous dreams, and then give you a very disappointing blow.

46. I fell in love once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.