Ge You mobile phone classic movie lines

In the real society, we have more and more opportunities to use lines, and the writing and arrangement of lines is an important part of drama skills. So what kind of lines are good lines? The following are my carefully choreographed lines from the classic Ge You mobile phone movie. Welcome to read the collection.

Ge You mobile phone classic movie lines 1 Are you in a meeting?

That's right.

Is it inconvenient to talk?

Ah.

Then I'll say you listen.

All right.

I miss you.

oh

Did you miss me?

Ah.

You were really bad yesterday.

Hello.

Give me a kiss. Dare not?

Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that?

I heard you.

Ge You mobile phone classic movie lines 2 1, the landlord has no surplus grain.

I won't tell you if you kill me!

Marriage without love is unhappy, and marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not original! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian women. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Parisians who welcome us!

5, ah, I see it again, this is the power of love!

6. The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.

7. "This is the Himalayas, this is Nepal, and this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Due to the influence of the warm and humid air current in the Indian Ocean, the kingdom of Nepal is warm and humid, with four seasons like spring, while the northern foothills are covered with snow all year round because of the cold. If a path is opened along the mountainside to lead moisture to this side of the mountain, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in China will become a land of plenty!

8. Do you think it is enough to dance shamelessly? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg!

9. Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes and I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are dark, and I can only see light in my dreams. Back to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.

10, your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at critical moments and turn your back when you say it. It is more than enough to set up a terrorist organization with a little training. "

1 1, China people used to put their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, used to put their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.

12, look, this is a typical mania, like when good people are not sick. It is dangerous for such a person to join the society! Take it off!

13, can it become chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely become chronic!

14, kindness.

15, sharing a bed for more than 20 years, there is indeed some aesthetic fatigue.

16, are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you.

17, what is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!

18, a good road does not grow grass, and a good brain does not grow hair.

19, organized and undisciplined!

I'm afraid it's bad for me to speak Cantonese. I can't say it well in other cities, for example, in Nanjing, I can't practice for half a day. Go to a place and let me speak a local dialect. I really don't have this confidence.

2 1, say one, I am Yan Shouyi.

How many times have I said that we should unite.

23. Let's put it this way, let's buy a walkman product. Let's talk about it I don't choose brands. Whether the brand is good or not is empty. I look at products! Buy walkman products? It's like following a restaurant On the street, I will go to which family has more. Also, well-known products are certain.

24. Men ... neither surrender nor fight.

I was going to see the bright moon, but the bright moon saw the ditch.

26. Wrong, a marriage without a house is unhappy!

27, don't let me answer, it turned out that someone gave it, the car is not good, and the person is good. Fei Lao taught us again and again: trouble, eh, I said you were in trouble.

28. I don't have that boat. It's just a small broken boat.

29. There are still ideas in the filming process. Of course, it is difficult to touch it when it is difficult. For example, I was asked to play Zhang Xueliang the other day. He is the curator of Zhang Xueliang Memorial Hall, specializing in computer modeling, but I don't think I can. Also let me play Jiang Jie *, I don't think so.

Ge You's mobile phone classic movie line 3 1, Yan Shouyi helped Lv Guihua convey the message of her husband Niu Sanjin, which was repeatedly played by the loudspeaker of No.3 Mine, and became a catchy ballad (Henan intonation) circulating among the miners in No.3 Mine: "Niu Sanjin/Niu Sanjin/your wife's name is Lv Guihua/Lv Guihua, let me ask/will you come back soon?"

2. After quarreling with his wife Li Yan, Murphy went downstairs to walk the dog for fun, but the dog didn't live up to expectations downstairs. This dog is a male dog. When he saw another male dog coming, he also struggled to lie on others. The hostess of another dog frowned, pulled her dog and scolded: "yuck"; Murphy also tugged at his dog and said in a strong Sichuan dialect, "I'm blind, and I'm a man!" "

3. On the train back to his hometown of Yan Shouyi, Henan, Shen Xue told a joke from a native of Henan: "A native of Henan is timid and always loses his temper when he goes out. He practices push-ups at home every day. Dad asked, son, what are you doing? The son said: I study TV and practice pectoralis major. Dad gave him a slap in the face: it's no use practicing, and it's not as big as your sister ... "

4. Also on the train, Yan Shouyi's old lover wuyue suddenly called, and the other party was very angry. Because Shen Xue, the "new lover", was around, Yan Shouyi was afraid that wuyue would play dumb if he didn't know the weight, so he shouted at the top of his voice, "Ah … talk, I can't hear you! ..... speak up! ..... can you hear me? ..... the signal is bad ... I'm on the train, go home! ..... Hello ... "The other party really hung up the phone, and then Fei Mo You said," Yes, it's like acting. I heard it, but you couldn't hear it. " Yan Shouyi cautiously answered a meaningful sentence: "Be kind when you are old."

5. There is a planning meeting in the column of "Friendship Yi Shuo". Suddenly, the director's cell phone rang and Murphy had to stop talking. I only heard Dazhi pick up the phone: "Yes, ah, ok, oh, um, hi, (pause and don't talk) I heard it." Everyone was puzzled, but Yan Shouyi was very excited: "It must be a woman. I can translate. How about a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll tell you. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Hmm. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. (pause) Then I'll give you a kiss. Did you hear that? " Everyone at the meeting booed together: "I heard it!" "

6. wuyue asked Yan Shouyi to write a preface for Murphy's book. Yan Shouyi thought she was joking, so she joked that she was an uneducated person. If wuyue publishes a book, she can help her write the preface. Wuyue said: "Yes, I can write it. If I have no money to spend, the title will be' Tell me one', and your ugly face will be completely exposed. The cover will also be marked' Not suitable for children to read'." Yan Shouyi patted wuyue on the shoulder with a bad smile and said with a pun, "I think the title should be' I dedicate my youth to you'."

7. Murphy's extramarital affairs were discovered by his wife Li Yan. After Li Yan's stormy and stern instructions, Murphy, with his head down, explained to Yan Shouyi that this was actually a misunderstanding: although he did open a room, he finally talked about it because he was afraid of trouble ... Then Fei Lao suddenly sighed: "I have slept in the same bed for more than 20 years, and I really have some aesthetic fatigue. (Sichuan) "

8. In the first class of the short course of lines, Yan Shouyi collided with the female teacher Shen Xue and made her cry. Yan Shouyi felt a little guilty and sincerely apologized: "Miss Shen, I was wrong. I was dissatisfied with the deputy director this morning. He asked me to write a check. If you are in a hurry, I will give it to you first. " Seeing that Shen Xue was still unhappy, he sincerely handed over his inspector: "Although the mistakes are different, they are all inspections!" Shen Xue smiled through tears: shameless!

9. When going to Murphy's book launch conference, Yan Shouyi was surprised to find that Murphy, who seemed clever and sanctimonious, had a lover exactly like himself, unable to restrain his inner excitement and ridicule: "I won't be accepted, but it turned out to be a gift from someone, and the car is not good, and the person is not bad! Fei Lao taught us again and again: trouble. Now you are in trouble. " Murphy said awkwardly, "A graduate student of China Academy of Social Sciences, majoring in aesthetics, has some admiration for me." He also said: "Lao Yan, you should be kind."

10, Yan Shouyi: I found two women together, which is not a story, but an accident.

Yan Shouyi: Too traditional is not good, but too useless is even worse.

Fermat: What is the biggest fear in the world? Alliance.

Murphy: It's not hard to be a good person, but it's hard to be a person who doesn't lie.

Murphy: You have something to keep in mind. Let me know when it's not appropriate.

Murphy: If there is nothing in the world, the mobile phone will disturb it.

Murphy: What do you want? Women rely on intuition and smell. We men think she doesn't know. This is not right.

Murphy: You can't talk to women. After talking, it becomes an explanation. After the talk, you become inexplicable.

Li Yan: The man cheated and the woman went out. It's called midlife crisis.

Black brick: When a mobile phone rings, there are two thousand gold and silver.

Yu Wenhai: People are floating in rivers and lakes, and mobile phones are knives. Some calls just can't be answered.