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What embarrassing things happened at school?

User 1:

I missed my period! It's leaked It's leaked Once I treated a woman as a man, and then I killed her for a thousand years, that is, I accidentally met her grandmother, and then she took a look at you.

I remember drawing eyeliner once.

Then I don't know. I'm too sleepy to yawn.

Shed black tears.

In front of the person who has a secret crush, I was slapped by my good brother, and my nose itched uncomfortably, and I stuffed a lump of snot. When I was looking at other places, I just dug it out and he suddenly turned around. that this is not the important question. The point is that the nose is dragging and the drawing is awkward? Then there is no then, GIF.

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My period is coming, and the back of my pants is red.

I haven't found it yet.

The most important thing is that the male god is behind me.

You took out a menstrual towel when you paid? I want to laugh in front of the person I like to attract attention ... Finally, I laughed like an aunt ... I almost fell down ... I tripped ... I just dropped an M towel in front of the boys and was chased to call my classmates you dropped something! Shopping with your boyfriend? What if he whispers? Me? Me? I'm wearing it backwards. Hey? _ me,? Stubborn? Really don't watch ... play with underwear belts, bang! Once I saw a woman is a man, so I rushed over. I rubbed Hungary and farted in front of a boy I didn't know. Then he found out. How embarrassing! ! ! After watching movies with friends of the opposite sex, make a phone call to chat with friends of the opposite sex. I took off a girl's pants in front of the opposite sex. I still can't forget that look. The premise of the skirt flying is that I wear safety pants but I don't use eggs to run up into briefs. My thighs may be thick. When others came over, I pretended to drink coffee quietly and then choked. Coffee came out of my nostril and spilled the photo all over the table.

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Bra's button came loose, and then he buttoned it directly with his backhand and looked up? The popular male god looked at me with a puzzled face.

A boy tried to touch my face, but I resisted and finally let him touch it. . . . nasal mucus

Eat noodles and listen to jokes

Noodles spurted from the nose.

Then take your face out with your hands/wave it with your hands.

Otherwise, you can't breathe it in again.

Did you meet him? If you accidentally fall down.

I looked up and saw his private parts.

Comb your hair in class and the elastic band collapses.

The rubber band hit the boy in the back table in the face, haha

He was a handsome young man, but then he got a scar on his nose.

I want to turn around and smile at my male god.

Unexpectedly, a nose of foam suddenly gushed out.

Netizen 2: When I was in junior high school, it was adolescence. It hasn't opened yet in the' 80 s The female teacher left a deep impression on me. First of all, China's Qiao Qi tulle blouse is translucent, and I can clearly see the bra inside. The boys in that class didn't even blink. How terrible! The second is that female PE teachers don't wear bras with big breasts. When the teacher taught us how to arrange the movements, most of the male students were stupid. The third is an English teacher who just gave birth to a baby. She is giving us a lecture with a textbook in her hand. Suddenly, there are two wet spots on her chest, and they are getting bigger and bigger! The English teacher bowed his head and continued his class! There should be applause here! These interesting stories about adolescence are impressive. More than 30 years have passed, I wonder if the teachers are all right? Miss you! (Netizen said: At that time, the teacher's maternity leave was very short, and the teacher insisted on respecting our class! )

Netizen 3: It was 1984 or 1985. When I was in junior high school, it was just the time when martial arts movies were on the rise. Most boys like to imitate martial arts fighting scenes and actions in movies or TV series in their spare time. One morning of the second class, the teacher had something to do temporarily and the students had to study by themselves. In the meantime, I have to pee and go to the toilet. After the convenience, I accidentally saw a crack two fingers wide on both sides of the partition wall between the men's toilet and the women's toilet. At that time, I didn't know whether I was curious or thinking, so I gave it a gentle push. Oh, my God! It's shaking.

At this time, I inexplicably retreated a distance and ran to the wall at the speed of 100 meters sprint. Is it one? Hey? Feet, just looked at the wall shook twice, and fell with a bang. I didn't think much about it at that time, so I had to go back to the classroom quietly without telling anyone. Where's Ding? As soon as the bell rang, the students rushed into the toilet. First a few boys rushed into the toilet, then three or five. No one noticed any change after going in, so they squatted down and dispersed. Then some girls came in, huh? ! ! ! What happened? The scene at this time is really indescribable. At the moment, they fled outward in succession. Some boys and girls even carry pants that are not in a hurry! That scene is so funny! Afterwards, the school conducted a Sherlock Holmes-style investigation and investigation. The distance from the site is 1. There were cracks and water on the ground. No witness found anything. 3, the wall is in the direction of the men's toilet, and it is impossible for girls to tear down the toilet wall. In a word, the possibility of man-made is finally ruled out. Then, the school's blackboard newspaper published a notice: teachers and students: because our school toilet has been in disrepair for a long time, it has collapsed due to rain soaking, and it can be temporarily stopped. We can find a toilet nearby, and the recess will be extended. When the school toilet will be repaired will be notified separately. Are you embarrassed?