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Why does Lori love Uncle so much?

Some people say that uncle has three treasures, which are mature and stable and easy to overthrow; Some people say that Lori has three elements, safety, satisfaction and dependence. In fact, we don't know that all roads lead to the same goal:

The first is the way of cultural inertia: writing that Loli falls in love with her uncle, which has existed since ancient times; "A pear tree over a begonia" is still familiar. As the old saying goes, three wives and four concubines must be old wives and few wives; If we say "three from four" today, there will be intergenerational integration. China's traditional culture will not be easily moved by the rut, which will take time to kill. Human growth comes from imitation, either one or the other. Loli's love, infatuation and love for uncle are inevitably influenced by the cultural subconscious. The second is the way of superstructure: love is full of water, that is a good story; If you want to live a good life, you have to be economically free early. Uncle is not given a role first, but acquired, because it must have not only the independent variable of age, but also the dependent variable of wealth. Love is found seriously, not casually. Since "finding" will make you hold your head high, you won't hunch over, so it's not a beautiful misunderstanding for Lori to see her spire, single and uncle 30+40+. Third, the way of psychological needs: psychological research shows that people will have Oedipus complex more or less, because it is an emotional bond, and Loli is no exception. Uncle has matured through time and can tolerate Lori's chatter and coquetry; Uncle is calm and sophisticated, and can guide Lori's ignorance and reason. So it's good to enjoy the cool under the big tree. Lori looks for her uncle in the shade, because she can be a father and can guarantee not to be scolded. The last one is the way of rolling sheets in love: love is not spoken, but made, which everyone knows. Uncle turned over more sheets than Lori saw, earlier than the impatient time of eating bananas without peeling them. Instead, it's the kind of playing hard to get and putting it away at will. This feeling of ancestors leading the way is exactly what Lori yearns for. But it is always necessary to pay back when you come out to mix, and it is difficult to solve the physiological scissors difference. So it's best to find a balance and grow old together.

Love words that make TA heart-pounding.

1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son-reasons for listing: reality, stability and sense of belonging.

Men always mistakenly think that the more disgusting a woman is, the more she likes it, so there are many endless romantic sentences in the mobile phone. Maybe they can't see the eye movements of women who receive these messages, so they will enjoy nausea for a long time and upgrade to the experience of learning from each other in men's circles. In fact, the occasional nausea may be lucky enough to get a woman's knowing smile, but what makes her cry are those sentences that are not gaudy but firm with a sense of commitment. Many women admit that they will be reluctant to delete such love words from their boyfriends or husbands on their mobile phones.

2. You are really funny (you are really funny)-Reason for listing: the atmosphere is relaxed, funny and focused.

Humor is a magic weapon to focus on women's popularity. Men with a sense of humor are always popular among women. Many men worry that they lack a sense of humor. There are also many men who practice their sense of humor but can't get in the door. They always use funny jokes and inappropriate teasing to cause silence.

As long as he is not a clown who is full of ugliness or grandstanding, it is definitely more important to praise him for his sense of humor than for his handsome and generous. After being praised as humorous and interesting, men will try their best to keep their names. Just wait and see how he makes you laugh in different ways.

3, miss you-reasons for listing: simple and clear, thrilling.

It's simple, but the effect is extraordinary. The index that makes women blush and heartbeat will never lose to the straightforward and melodramatic "I love you", which is neither artificial nor gentle. Men don't like to say "love" all the time, but they won't refuse such a simple and concise word that can make women tender. Besides, this word is quite convenient. Even if a text message or a phone call is only two or three words, a woman's eyes will be instantly soft.

4. Wow! How do you know everything! You are so smart and capable; You know everything)-reasons for making the list: inspiration, admiration, chivalry.

Whether there is real material or not, men are more or less chivalrous and like to show their "unique skills" in front of women by surprise. Women also hope that the man at home is not only a computer expert, but also a plumber and a cross-power repairman. At this time, the man who is so busy in their eyes has a different kind of sexy charm.

Women like to talk. When a woman confides, she already has the standard of judging right and wrong and the answer to the question in her heart. She just needs to talk to you. This is also a way for women to relieve and release stress. For example, many women will nag her mother-in-law and tell her husband's fault, but if you treat her mother-in-law and husband like this, she will generally not listen to you. A woman needs you to make a decision for her. In many things, if a woman keeps silent, then you need to make a decision for her. Women generally don't like to make their own decisions because of their dependence. For example, when a woman is invited to dinner, she usually doesn't express her opinion, but she won't object if you arrange a place for her to eat. Women like to talk about love, but they don't like sex. Women have delicate feelings. Women like to talk about love, but women's love mostly stays at the emotional level. Unlike men, men tend to have sex and women choose love. Most women are spoony. Except some women in easy virtue, most women are quite single-minded. Women love if they don't love, and they lose control if they love. 5. Women need you to take action, not talk. Women repel men who talk big from their hearts. Because only women are linguistic geniuses, which are exclusive to women. Women like men to take practical actions. If a man directly gives a woman everything, such as the keys to her house and car, she will admire her. 6. Simple girls are unguarded. Because girls have a beautiful emotional world, they will have many unrealistic dreams when they associate with men, but they will not guard against men and do not understand the dangerous factors hidden in men's intestines. After reading the above, do you think a woman's heart is not as complicated as you think? If you have the heart to know her, you will find out! If you really can't understand a woman's heart, go to coax it!