Smile: I practiced Sanda for several years, and then I married my daughter-in-law and beat and scolded me every day.

Smile happily: I practiced Sanda for several years, and then I married my daughter-in-law and beat and scolded me every day until one day …

Akam, who tells hilarious jokes: I went to the supermarket that day and turned to a shelf. I saw a lovely little girl and her mother just coming out of it. The little girl picked up a snack and asked, Mom, can I have this? Can't! Pick up another one: it won't be like this, will it? After asking four or five questions, her mother finally went crazy: you are sick. I just told you that I can't eat sweets because of my toothache recently. You've been around, and you've come back? The little girl said quietly, I'll just see if you can give me some face when there are outsiders.

Akam who tells hilarious jokes: Xiao Li: My mother has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Everything should be even and symmetrical. When eating, the bowls should be arranged and the stools should be aligned! Rhubarb: My mother has obsessive-compulsive disorder, too! Xiao Li: I know your mother. She is normal! Rhubarb: Normal fart, she forced my father to buy her gold jewelry all day, forced me to study at home, and forced my sister to marry a rich second generation! Xiao Li: Such obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Akam who tells hilarious jokes: Just now, I went to the toilet. I can't hold it any longer. There are only two pits in the bathroom. Me: Who can hurry? I can't hold it any longer. Suddenly the door of a pit opened, and the person inside: I recognized you as a little brother by your words. A child said to me while wiping his ass. I wiped my ass and ran away.

Akam, who tells hilarious jokes: At night, I cried and went back to my dormitory. When my best friend heard that I was bullied by my boyfriend, she was so angry that she immediately changed her clothes and jumped out of the dormitory overnight to find my boyfriend and begged me. My best friend didn't come back all night. What a good sister.

Akam, who tells hilarious jokes: Yesterday, I met a disabled person at the railway station. He was miserable on the roadside, so I went to the store to buy him something to eat. I was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so I put the bag of food next to him and ran away. Then he got up and ran, faster than me. Later, he called the police, the police came, opened the parcel, asked me a few words, and directly arrested the liar and beggar. Sure enough, God still has eyes!

Akam, who tells hilarious jokes: My little niece was playing in my bedroom, playing soundlessly, and then she began to sob. I hurried away: Girl, why are you crying? My little girl sobbed and said: I fell asleep just now, dreaming that I broke your lipstick, and you scolded me ... I comforted: Nothing, just a dream! I won't scold you if it's really broken ~ my little girl opened her eyes and said, really? As he spoke, he took out the lipstick hidden behind him, which made people unrecognizable …

Akam, who tells hilarious jokes: I practiced Sanda for several years, and later I got a wife. I feel sorry for my wife. Every time I was beaten and scolded by my daughter-in-law, I didn't fight back or scold back. Really wronged, I went to the railway station alone and deliberately showed my money. If a thief comes to steal, he will be beaten. After a long time, all the thieves in the railway station knew about him. When they saw him coming, they all talked about it: this guy is suffering at home again, to vent his anger!