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Reputation is too important for women

Text/Maimi Doudou

1

The second girl had only lived a few days of leisure and wealth, wearing gold and silver, and was beaten back again. original shape.

With a flick of the handle, all the good things he brought back were confiscated.

The second girl had to go back to the days when she took care of the baby by herself without her own man to take care of her.

The second girl’s beauty is still there, but her reputation is ruined.

A person with good looks and a bad reputation is simply a foreign robber to the women in the village who work hard with their backs turned to the sky and need to live frugally.

Whenever the women in the village know that their men have dated the second girl in the past, they will keep a close eye on their men.

They are eager to tie their men to their waistbands, and do not want to cause more trouble and make others laugh.

If any man accidentally said a few words to the second girl, his wife would grab his ear, scold him, pinch and lift him all the way back.

He cursed: The vixen has seduced his soul, right? Why don't you go home quickly and make yourself look embarrassed outside?

Even if you encounter it on the road and look at it a few times, you will inevitably say the same thing: a broken shoe, what a look at it.

Because of the existence of Er Yatou, the women in the village have become surprisingly united.

They care about the existence of the second girl, who she associates with, what clothes she is wearing, and whether she goes out. They are more attentive than caring about the weather forecast saying whether it will be sunny or rainy tomorrow.

If the two girls don’t dress up one day, they will say: Look, what happens to the coquettish fox. No one is watching, so there is nowhere to cry.

After hearing this, the person who answered also felt that there was some truth in it and said: That is, a flower will not be red for a hundred days, and a person will not be good for a thousand days.

If the second girls dress up and go out one day, they will say: Look, the sexy fox is out, and there must be no good things happening. I don’t know which man she is seducing, and which house she is going to!

The person who answered also responded and said: Maybe it’s from your family, why don’t you go home and have a look. If you are not worried, just take a look! Hahaha!

After saying that, everyone burst into laughter like fried beans.

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Here, true news is mixed with false news, and gossip is wrapped in general news. From one house to that house, it is snowballing and getting bigger and bigger. Pass on the truth.

People listened, chewed and tasted it, it was simply better than the food that goes with wine.

They watched, talked, and laughed.

They were thinking, smacking, and numb.

Often a wave passes and a new wave rises.

The man from the family where Yaobozi often went to play cards was grateful for the benefits of Yaobozi's boosting their casino business, so he sent some money and food to the second girl.

His move moved the second girl very much.

The second girl left him to eat at home and sent him to the door before leaving.

In the end, I don’t know who sent the message to the woman in the poker room.

Her woman knows it and won’t let her go.

She ran to the second girl and scolded her with a mouth she had learned from playing cards.

Behind her, the card players (common name for card players) formed a long line, pouring in the direction of Er Yatou's house like a tide.

The woman at the card game jumped on the bench and yelled: Look, this is this woman. She has no time to spare and will not stop until she seduce a man. I held a card game all day long from morning to night, serving tea and water to people. I don't want to spend any money on myself. Wuwu, Wuwu, this woman still wants to trick my man into taking my hard-earned money, Wuwu, Wuwu.

She didn't open the door, nor did she wait on the prostitutes. She packed up her parcel and went back to her parents' house.

Later, the card shop, which gradually became prosperous because of the poker game, was closed for half a month because of Er Yatou. When it reopened, the business was much worse.

Everyone thought that the poker room owner had something to do with the second girl, and they were somewhat alienated from him.

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Only for people like Qiu Mimi, his woman would not care about him and let him do whatever he wanted.

Qiu Mimi is so good-looking that she would be an eyesore at home.

In the eyes of his wife, he is just a piece of broken furniture that is old and takes up space. There is no good place to put it, so it is left at home to get moldy and rotten. If someone is willing to accept it, they will be happy even if they don’t pay.

Besides, his woman knew Qiu Mimi’s temperament.

He is a man who has half his foot in the eyes of money, and is unreasonably stingy.

His wife was not allowed to use a pot to pour vegetable oil when cooking. Instead, he prepared a piece of cloth cut from an old dress and asked her to dip the cloth in oil and brush the small area at the bottom of the pot for the vegetables. Local cooking. The dishes fried in this way are not only dry, but also often a little mushy.

Qiu Mimi couldn't see the paste clearly, so she stirred it up with chopsticks and brought it to her mouth. However, it was always too dry, and when she swallowed it, all the food got stuck in her throat, causing her neck to ache. It's as long as a duck's neck and can be filled with water one mouthful after another.

Such people are afraid of taking advantage of themselves, so how can they take advantage of others?

Qiu Mimi likes Er Yatou in her heart, but this kind of liking is different from that of my uncle.

He is greedy for Er Yatou's peach-shaped body. He wants to taste it, eat it, and bite it, but it doesn't mean how much he wants to pay.

In this regard, he had his own reasons for persuading his woman not to use a pot to pour oil, but to use a cloth to wipe the pot.

He said to his wife: When cooking, not only the vegetables need oil, but the pot also needs oil. It's such a big pot, and the food only comes from the bottom of the pot. If the pan is full of oil, won't the oil eat up the pan?

When he got to Er Yatou, he also felt that Er Yatou was a pot that absorbed oil. He needed to use her pot to cook, but after all, what he ate was only a little bit of the bottom of the pot.

If you pay too much, wouldn’t it be worth it?