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You are heartless, I am unfaithful, and the straight line is always parallel.
Walking on the road with headphones on. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.
Every happy beginning must be preceded by a sad ending.
Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.
When love leaves, please let love live and let yourself live.
Through the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?
Heartbroken love is true, only happiness is false.
No response, love is really cruel, a lot of redundancy, redundancy makes me feel bad.
We only have one earth, so you should take care of the earth; There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!
Men with cigarettes and wine have stories; When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.
Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.
If you want to master eternity, then you must control the present.
True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul.
Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but not when it comes out.
No matter how high the sky is, it is closer to the sun on tiptoe.
Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. (from the complete works of classic love stories)
Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.
The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
China University trains slaves instead of talents.
You won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.
If one day I have children, I will be very upset! Under the current education system, if children's grades are poor, it will definitely make people worry, but good grades will make people worry even more.
Don't think about whether you can succeed, since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about hardships; Don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind you. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.
See the long-lost sunshine. In fact, happiness has always been there.
Only after suffering from hell can conquest of paradise have strength. Only bloody fingers can play the swan song of the world.
Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.
Sailors are more adventurous than spectators, but there is hope to reach the other side.
Neighbors play the piano at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Don't be angry. You can wake him up at four o'clock and tell him you appreciate his performance.
If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.
When starting your life tomorrow, if someone argues with you, you can let him win. This winning or losing is just a literal concept. When you let the other side win, you have nothing to lose. What did he win by winning? Understand what? The so-called loss, what did you lose? Lose what?
Most of our lives are wasted on the unpredictable written language.
You don't always feel frustrated. You should think that he is very kind to me. This is the cultivation of kung fu.
Why did you put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?
If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.
People are people, not hedgehogs. There is no need to learn to be so strong.
You are heartless, I am unfaithful, and the straight line is always parallel.
The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.
The smallest good deed is better than the greatest good thought.
The dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for leaving.
Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
I cherish your feelings.
Outside the window, the lights gradually went out, and there was an elegant feeling, which eased the anxiety in the rainy building and prolonged the desire to rise in candlelight. Tonight, with the dream of Xiaoxiang Pavilion, I look forward to it faintly. It's late at night, and I have clearly heard the sound of you walking through the autumn water and stepping on the bluestone rain lane.
I thought, for me, you only appeared occasionally and never left to go for a ride with me. In this life, you can only tread lightly on my emotional road, I don't care if you have it or not. I never thought that when you left, your complaining eyes clung to my soul. Your farewell, the love in my life is like a sharp knife that has penetrated deeply into my heart. Just when my heart ached and tears rained down, I woke up from a dream and suddenly realized that you had taken root in my life. It turns out that I have fallen in love with you deeply, but I didn't know it before.
That night, you and I held hands and looked at each other with tears in our eyes. Only that night did I understand that our love could start silently, but it could not end happily. It was that night that I realized that the best dream in my life was just a blank trip without you.
I think I am a woman who has been practicing for love for thousands of years, waiting for thousands of years and being lonely for thousands of years. I skipped tang style and washed Song Yu. Through the ancient willow shoots, through the homesickness platform, through the forgotten river, through the obsession of past lives. Now, I can't get out of my heart.
Tonight, the soft flute is blooming at your fingertips, and it floats to the black horizon with endless thoughts of Lou Yu. How can a thin body resist the cold at night?
I hate getting to know each other late, and the voice comes across the screen with a sigh.
Why, eyebrow exhibition, is a night of flowers; Eyebrow lock, is it yellow land? On the Sansheng Stone, who is whose past life and who is whose shore? Loving you is the positive result of my previous life? Or the inevitable suffering in life?
In this life, I came for love with a thousand-year mark. Unfortunately, at the beginning, you and I were strangers in a foreign land, and the world of mortals was intertwined. We took a boat at night and ferried to Lu 'an to be lonely, crossing the geese and crying for autumn, wishing we could not meet before marriage.
Clouds can wander freely in the direction of the wind, but because of the negligence of Yue Lao, you and I missed the marriage in this life, and I can't * * * you always accompany you to see the spring flowers on earth.
You said, you can read my mother's unyielding, read every missing chapter of my ink; You said, I am an extremely stupid and lovely woman; You said, I am an extremely stupid and smart woman. In this life, no matter who cherishes and dotes, it is not an exaggeration; You say, Me Before You, my true love paper is still blank. In this life, I just need a lover, and I can write in calligraphy, no matter the shade. In the end, I can become a romantic love picture in the world; You said, in fact, from the day we met, you began to worry about my wine weaving, transparent rice paper, and persistent waiting in ink, hoping that one day I could return with the deepest and warmest eyes; You say the afterlife is far away, why not wait another thousand years for love? You said that for the sake of our next life's dependence, you chose not to drink Meng Po Tang, and you were willing to rise and fall in the forgotten Millennium.
You say you, you say
Dear, in fact, I really want to find a reason not to love you for myself, but now I have searched all my memories and visited, but there is not even an excuse to deceive myself. Tonight, I really want to tell you: I would like to make a lotus for you, quietly open next to the smoke pavilion that can listen to your heartbeat, and stay alone; I would like to turn into a fish for you and bathe your true feelings in the ultimate heart lake, waiting for you to feel distressed; I would like to turn my wings into butterflies for you, fly gently in front of the Xiyuan window, stare at your figure and dance together for a lifetime.
I don't want a dead butterfly with a broken wing on the broken bridge. I don't want the only person in my life who calls me a girl to disappear from my sight. I'd rather just be a beauty far away from the world, even if I can only fall in love but can't meet each other, even if I can only miss each other. I don't want to escape the sand leakage of time, and I stand haggard and pale on the edge of Bai Causeway covered with residual leaves, homesick and sad. I'd rather have tears in red notes than Byakki Smoker.
Maybe I shouldn't meet you in my life, but if not, how can I feel the warmth of the night if you grind the ink stone and sharpen the ink, my tea adds fragrance and the candle at the west window stays up all night? Maybe I shouldn't meet you in this life, but if not, how can I understand your heart in this life? Looking forward to the afterlife, Hongyan will pass on a book, get drunk with a kiss, and meet a bosom friend for a thousand years?
Tonight, your voice is so clear that I reach out to catch you, but unfortunately my hand can only feel a cold wind. Why, this love can't get in and can't go back? Does love come and go, and finally it can only turn into memories?
Now, I finally know that your infatuation with your last life must be tied to my long hair, and my unrequited love in this life must be tied to your white horse whip. In this life, I would like to cherish the infatuation of a thousand years, with the regret of the world of mortals, with the pain of breathing, with the harmony of the soul, to bounce up the feelings of the three dynasties, pluck the strings of the five dynasties, weave the curtain of dreams, plant the madness of my life, and get married with you in the next life.
If you have eyes, I think you can see that every drop of blood in my body is running for you, infatuated with you and crazy about you.
If you really love, who wants to see yellow leaves piled up instead of red flowers swaying? If you really love, who wants love to change from pure white to pale, from pale to dust? You and I have a deep love in this life. Let's look forward to the next life. May you and I remember the encounter in this life, hold your hand, grow old with your son, and kiss your eyes deeply with the promise of this life. You will never stop singing, dancing and writing all your life. Wish for the afterlife: a pot of ice heart, full of beautiful pictures, like a long mirror.
I want to tell you gently: the road is far away, the heart is close, the weather is cold, but it feels warm, this winter will be beautiful because of you, and this life will be wonderful because of you! In this life, even if we are not poets, we can sing the world of mortals and life with poetic heart. Tonight, if I can turn into smoke, I just want to curl up at your fingertips; If I can change my style, I just want to lean on your shoulder; If I could become a cloud, I only wish I could stay at your window.
Maybe, in the future, I can promise myself to love and stop talking, but I can't promise myself not to love you. If I turn around, I don't need anything else, I just go with your love and your promise.
Dear, no matter how far away you are, I will never forget you in my life, because you have been deeply planted in my heart, because you know my heart best and I cherish your feelings most.
In this world of mortals, I, a woman flower, would like to bloom, charm and sway for you.
This kind of revenge is not a gentleman. I will kill you if I dare to retaliate.
1, there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look for them in the crowd.
2. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.
3. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold. Where did you get the theme when you were old?
4. Women are moths, and they are naturally good at putting out fires and are not afraid of death.
5, a real warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.
6. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
7. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
8. If you treat the world like shit, we will treat you like a maggot.
9, playing with you is like, it is more and more convenient to play lianliankan.
10, when I love you, you are wine, which makes me drunk at dawn. When I don't love you, you are also wine, which makes me vomit until dawn.
1 1, I wanted to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapsed in front of you.
12. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
13, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.
14, if you do this again in the future, don't blame me for not being human!
15, boss, a bowl of laver fried iodized salt, and a big bowl.
16, positive, great god; On the other hand, he is a mean guy.
17, saying that I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.
18, when the pain comes, don't always ask, "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
19, man, it's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
20. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone I call a pig.
2 1, my silence is just to perfunctory those weak complaints.
If you cannot play with life, life will play with you.
23.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.
24, as long as the thought does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is.
25. The total intestinal area is 200 square meters. Our house is not as big as the place where shit lives. Better be a piece of shit. It's really worse than shit
I never put money in my eyes, just put it in my pocket.
27. How ugly can you be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian?
28. The long road of life has been lost.
29. Wallet, wallet, what's the matter with you? Get thinner every day! There's no wallet cirrhosis, is there?
I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.
3 1, women don't want to cook, but want to be wives.
Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.
33, the dead, not afraid of you talking to him, afraid of him talking to you!
34. Chairman Mao said: Everything that is not for the purpose of giving strength is a cloud.
35. Money is a bastard. Spend it and earn it back.
36. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!
37. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
38. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
40. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
42. If this revenge is not reported to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.
Don't come back when you are gone, because no one will wait for you in the same place.
44. If happiness is a cloud and pain is like a star. At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.
45. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.
Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.
Actually, I've been paying attention to you.
1, in the face of nature's ingenuity, do we still have the right and qualification to say that I am not important? For parents, we will always be unrepeatable orphans. Yes, I am very important. Importance is not the same as greatness, but the spiritual commitment to life. -Bi Shumin
2. In this life, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.
3. It is neither heartless nor unlucky. It's just that we will meet many people in our life. How many can really stop? Life is a ferry that will eventually be barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.
4. Four blessings in life: knowing blessings, cherishing blessings, cultivating blessings and planting blessings.
5. There are thousands of flavors in life. In the end, there is only one taste left, which is helplessness. All flowers in life will wither, and all withering is irreversible, so we have to accept it. We should accept all the shortcomings of life with life. When we realize this, we will have a calm heart. When we are calm and helpless, helplessness becomes a realm. -Zhou
6. Move on, forget and search. Travel is to change your mood, see the scenery and feel life!
7. The real warriors in life are always unknown, and the noisy people are always a group of people who think they are noble.
8. You may not know what kind of person you are, but when you face the choice of money, power and right and wrong in life, you will know what kind of person you are.
9. You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always procrastinate like this. One day, you will have a lot to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.
10, the so-called growth, is forcing you to a person, stumbling injury, stumbling strong.
1 1, I gradually found that I don't need to laugh at myself, don't care, don't dump, don't be humble, don't rely on, don't be jealous, just like this, I will meet the person who is destined to be, even if I don't, I will live up to myself, at least I am living seriously.
12, as long as there is a heart in this world, someone will look for it. When I left, I didn't care about anything except three or five kind hearts. When I left with a smile, it was not because I earned gold and silver or any authority, but because I exchanged lovely hearts with those lovely people. -Li Hanrong's "Heart Yue"
13, it is understandable to worry about losing someone who cares, but it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.
14, many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, and more people are lonely for life because of loving someone by mistake.
15, the deepest loneliness is that you know your own desires, but you have to play dumb about them.
16, the six most precious wealth in life: first, self-confidence in appearance, second, the backbone melted in blood, third, the belief built in the soul, fourth, the dream hidden in the bottom of my heart, fifth, the rich knowledge in my brain, and sixth, my parents gave me my own body.
17, between men and women, without love and affection, appreciation and congeniality, and countless nights of heart-to-heart, you can't be good friends at all. There are too many reasons to be friends, not lovers, just like fireworks. In this life, we have many wonderful encounters. We love more than one person and can only make friends with the person who has the deepest fate. Others, only gloomy mood to step down. Amy Cheung
18, there is nothing to pass, only the mood to pass. As long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.
19, the road of life is less flat and more rugged. On the flat road, when walking hand in hand, it is surrounded by warm spring breeze, and the moon in clear autumn is on the head. Two hearts fully enjoy the quiet and soft music of "harmonies". On the bumpy road, when walking with help, we should patiently swallow our grievances and pains and comfort and encourage each other on the thorny road. -Bing Xin
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