Car stickers funny jokes short sentences (selected 36 sentences)

1, don't be infatuated with elder sister, I open iron.

2, take you to force you to fly and take you to the garbage dump!

3. Protect single dog. Without love, there is no harm.

4. Don't push me around. I served in the navy.

Although the car is old, people are new.

6. There are three boards under your feet, which one is the brake.

7, I am innocent, why do I always get hurt!

8, driving in January, ten car accidents, nine wins and one loss.

9. The farthest you are my recent love.

10, I waited for a long time and finally got such a car sticker.

1 1, too slow, too slow to be an astronaut!

12, novice on the road, can only take care of themselves.

13, ouch, it really scared me. I thought there was no glass.

14, your safety, you pay attention, my site is my decision.

15, time is fading, but Cheng Ruo is sleeping.

I got my driver's license yesterday. I am driving today.

17, I am highly myopic: I can't see clearly whether it is a man or a dog from 5 meters away.

18, if you haven't achieved your goal, don't be ambitious.

19, it is not terrible for men to have no money. The most terrible thing is poverty.

Don't break your legs when the car is on sale.

2 1, son, you are too young to pick on the village bully!

There is still a long way to go. Don't stand in the middle.

23. It's up to you to buy a license and rent a car.

24. The new car broke down again. It's all my fault.

If you are poor, you are welcome.

There is nothing too difficult for newcomers.

27. In fact, you are not ugly, but ugly.

28. Don't be infatuated with your sister, she will only make you cry.

29. Don't honk at the back. I also want to go home early.

30. Once upon a time, there was a piece of ice that melted while walking.

3 1, bought a driver's license years ago and is now learning to drive.

32. Meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.

33. After driving for two years, I touched the car for the first time!

34. Please forgive me for the technical trend and poor workmanship.

35, long live the breakup, happy breakup, tears streaming down your face.

36, rushing to the crown is a red face, and the red face smiles and asks for money!