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Poor ghosts preach classical Chinese.
Poor guy, I don't know when he began to exist. In the middle of the year, Tang Chaoyuan became attached to Changli Hanyu. It is unbearable for Han Yu to live with him for a long time. Writing an article to expel him, instead of leaving, he scolded Han Yu. After Han Yu died, there was nowhere to go. Wandering around the world, I want to find someone like Han Yu to follow, but I can't find him.
After reading for more than 900 years, I heard that there is a Mr. Bebrown between Jianghuai and Han. Mr. Wang is at home and needs no introduction. He said, "I'm a guest of Han Yu, and I've heard a lot about Mr. Han's lofty righteousness. I am willing to entrust it to the door and dare to repay Mr. Han. " Mr. Wang walked away from the table, but he was shocked and said, "What will that woman do?" He left and said, "My son is gone! In the past, Han retired because of his son, which was unacceptable to the world. He was called to laugh and curse, as poor as a church mouse, and got nothing in return. His "Send the Poor" can be reviewed. I'm not tired without the baby! No, ask someone else. "
More than 900 years later, I heard that there was a Mr. Bei Brown between Jianghuai and Hanyu. Go to Mr. Wang's house without (any) introduction He said, "I was a former guest of Han Yu. I heard privately that Mr. Wang is virtuous and willing to stay at (your) door. I dare not say that there is anything to repay Mr. Wang (yours). " Mr. Wang left his seat and walked backwards. He said in horror, "What do you want?" Wave him away and say, "Go! In the past, because Han Yu gave in (tolerated you) and was not accepted by the world (people), the abusive family laughed and insulted, and he was poor and had no (good) family. His "Seeing the Poor" can be read repeatedly. Please go, don't drag me into this! No way, ask for something else. "
The poor ghost said, "sir, why did you abandon me?" False wait can be followed, from a long time. Whoever follows my husband refuses to follow others. Sir, why did you abandon me? Dare to ask him sin. " The teacher said, "In the name of poverty, the son is strong enough to be poor." . When talking about articles, you are poor in words; Go up and down the pit, jump back and forth, pitch stumbling, swing from side to side, you are poor; If you are covered in dirt, laughed at and worried by many people, you will not be good at arguing; What you do is chaotic, what you go to is ridiculous, then you are gifted; The momentum and goods are not enough to move the public, open and lonely, and not enough to reconcile customs, so they are not good at making friends. Holding its useless books, carrying its unruly spirit, holding its empty body and entering the world of contempt, you will be poor at home and poor at home. I can't have all the women who are poor enough for me. Then roughly lift it up. "
The poor ghost said, "Why did Sir abandon me so cruelly? If others support them, they will follow others. I want to follow my husband because I don't want to follow other people. How could Miss Wang abandon me so cruelly! Dare to ask me what I am guilty of. " The gentleman said, "If you use the word" poor "as your name, it will be enough to make me poor. If you talk about writing articles and taboo, you will be poor in words; Ups and downs, forward and backward, clumsy and careful between pitches, in a dilemma, struggling (on the road of human life); Suffering from dust and abuse, being ridiculed and worried about everyone's comments, he failed to defend his remarks; If you are rebellious and confused and pursue (ideal) perverse mistakes, then your intelligence is poor. Fame, snobbery and money are not enough to mobilize everyone, honest, lonely and resentful. If they can't live in harmony with the world, they will lack friends. Holding a book without it, with a bohemian ambition, and entering the hated world with water in your body, you are poor at home. I can't count all the things you can make me poor. Just give a rough example. "
The poor ghost said, "Sir, do you think this is a sin?" Yes, it is. However, for the remaining crimes, those who have regrets are also indispensable. Where I am, I avoid everything, and this gentleman abandons it. However, if you are only one person, how can you be serious enough? I can make my husband sing and make him cry; Excite the husband and make him angry; Let Mr. Wang roam in infinity alone. Mr. Fan said, Why would I be hurt to serve Yu Xiansheng? And Han Yu is immortal, and the rest are also. The more you get, the more you start to doubt and finally solve it. I have marched around the world for a long time, and no one can belong. Han Yu has a thousand years, and he has a thousand years, sir. As a gentleman, no one yearns for it, and I am fascinated by it. Isn't it good to be with teacher Yu? "Then there is room for Mr..
The poor man said, "sir, do you think this is my sin?" That's true. But my sin is something to be proud of, and its contribution cannot be buried. Everywhere I go, everything in the world avoids it, which is why Mr. Wang is me. However, just the next one, how to control your husband is enough? I can make you sing and cry; Make you excited and angry; Let you, sir, wander alone in infinity (the ocean of knowledge). Mr. Wang said that I could play for Yu Xiansheng, so how could it hurt? Besides, I created the reason why Han Yu is immortal. For this reason, Han Yu first doubted and finally believed (mine). Since I have been wandering in the world for so long, there is no one to rely on. I found Han Yu for thousands of years, and I found Mr. Wang for more than 1000 years. Because Mr. Tao never did, I just worshipped you and followed you. Then I am not very good to you, sir! " This way, sir. Get along with him.
2. The original and translated version of the ancient poem "The Reading Solution of Dai Mingshi Poor Guy (with a translation)" Author: The poor guy told Dai Mingshi that he was poor and didn't know what to do.
In the Tang and Yuan Dynasties, it began in Changli and Hanyu. The longer you live with it, the more unbearable it becomes.
For the text (2) one by one, if you don't go, the more you scold. The more people die, there is no turning back.
It is unacceptable to live in the world and ask for help like Han Yu. After reading for more than 900 years, I heard that there is a Mr. North Brown between Jianghuai and Hanyu, who needs no introduction at home.
He said, "I'm a guest of Han Yu, and I've heard a lot about Mr. Han's lofty righteousness. I am willing to entrust it to the door and dare to repay Mr. Han. " Mr. Wang left the table, but he was afraid to tell her what to do. He said that his son had gone to Korea in the past, so he was not allowed to be on earth. He was called to laugh and curse, as poor as a church mouse, and got nothing in return. His "Send the Poor" can be commented on.
I'm not tired without the baby! Nothing. Ask someone else. "The poor man said," why did Sir abandon me? False wait can be followed, from a long time.
Whoever follows my husband refuses to follow others. Sir, why did you abandon me? Dare to confess. "
The teacher said, "In the name of poverty, the son is strong enough to be poor." . When talking about articles, you are poor in words; Go up and down the pit, jump back and forth, pitch stumbling, swing from side to side, you are poor; If you are dusty, laughed at and worried about many people, you will not be good at arguing; What you do is chaotic, what you go to is ridiculous, then you are gifted; The momentum and goods are not enough to move the public, open and lonely, and not enough to reconcile customs, so they are not good at making friends.
Holding its useless books, carrying its unruly spirit, holding its empty body and entering the world of contempt, you will be poor at home and poor at home. I can't have all the women who are poor enough for me, but I can give them a rough idea. "
The poor ghost said, "Sir, do you think this is a sin?" Yes, it is. However, for the remaining crimes, those who have regrets are also indispensable.
Where I am, I avoid everything, and this gentleman abandons it. However, if you are only one person, how can you be serious enough? I can make my husband sing and make him cry; Excite the husband and make him angry; Let Mr. Wang roam in infinity alone.
What's wrong with Teacher Fan? Why should I work for her? And Han Yu is immortal, and the rest are also. The more you get, the more you start to doubt and finally solve it.
I have been marching in the world for a long time, and no one belongs to it. It took thousands of years to get Han Yu, and it took thousands of years to get Mr. .. No one yearned for the teacher's way, but was obsessed with it.
Then Mr. Yu Zhiyu, isn't it very thick! "So, Mr And place, where decades, poor is not comparable, but it has its merits. One day, Mr. Wei said, "I am a gentleman, but Yu Xiansheng is not allowed on earth. I am poor and have no return. I'm sorry, too. "
Gu Wu's contribution to Mr. Wang is because of his contribution to Mr. Wang, and now he is finished. Mr. Wang is useless, and I dare not stay with Mr. Wang for a long time. "
Then I got up and left, not knowing what to do. Note (1) Dai Mingshi: A native of Tongcheng in the early Qing Dynasty, whose name was God Blessed and Branfaux, was called himself by Mr. Brown.
(2) For the text, it refers to Han Yu's "Sending the Poor", in which Han Yu thinks that he is haunted by five ghosts: knowledge poverty, academic poverty, literature poverty, life poverty and society poverty. (3) fallacy: violating the principles of nature and reason.
5. In the following sentences, the incorrect explanation of the added words is () A. Studying for more than 900 years: Experience B. Dare to ask him a crime: express the meaning of asking. C. However, the remaining crimes are regrettable: boasting D. Nobody belongs: entrusting 6. Among the following groups, the group with the same meaning and usage of the added function words is () A. Wu Fan. It is too old to do anything. D. people like Han Yu who ask for help follow, and people who play the flute are not allowed. 7. The following analysis and summary of the original text is incorrect. () A. This is an allegorical essay. With the help of the dialogue between the poor and Mr. Brown, the article expresses the author's injustice and cynicism. B. Although the poor wretch is poor, he refuses to cling to Mr. Bebrown, because it took more than 900 years to find someone like Han Yu.
C. The reason why Mr. Brown wants to drive away the poor wretch is that once a person comes into contact with the poor wretch, he will be poor in words and deeds, arguments, talents, friends, etc., always embarrassed and embarrassed about everything. D. The poor wretch followed Mr. Bei Brown for decades, which made Mr. Bei "laughed at and insulted, and he was poor and didn't come back". In the end, it was useless, so the poor wretch dared not stay long and left in a hurry.
8. Add wavy lines to the text. (4 points) First, students avoid their seats, but they are shocked. The woman will go to Naihehui and her son will go to Korea, so she will not let her son live in the world. 9. Translate the underlined sentences in the text into modern Chinese.
(10) (1) Why did Mr. abandon me? False wait can be followed, from a long time. (3 points) (2) I can't summarize all the women who are poor enough for me.
(4 points) (3) Therefore, Mr. and local governments have made considerable achievements for decades, although they cannot be compared with poverty. (3 points) Reference answer: 5, D (genus: belonging, below) 6, D(D) are all signs of attributive postposition.
A. a series of reasons, a series of means. B one is the conjunction, "talent", and the other is the turning point, "but" and "but".
C. one is "de", and the other is between subject and predicate, taking independence. ) 7. D ("It's useless in the end" is wrong, and the original text says "it's quite rewarding" and "it's over". )
8. The husband walked away from the table, but he was startled: "What would a woman do?" He left and said, "My son is gone! Yesterday, South Korea closed its doors to the outside world, which was unacceptable to the world. 9.( 1) Why did Mr. abandon me so cruelly? If others follow, they will follow others.
(keywords: "what", "fake" and "what I got from it") (2) I can't list all the things that you can make me poor. Let's talk about it roughly. (Key words: "female", "poor", "human …… also" and "ellipsis") (3) Since then, Mr. Brown has been with him for decades, and his poverty is unbearable, but he has also benefited from it.
(keywords: "so", "Kan" and "Gong") I don't know when the poor man has existed. In the middle of the year, Tang Chaoyuan became attached to Changli Hanyu.
It is unbearable for Han Yu to live with him for a long time. Writing an article ("Sending Poor Articles") fired him. Instead of leaving, he scolded Han Yu.
After Han Yu died, there was nowhere to go. Wandering around the world, I want to find someone like Han Yu to follow, but I can't find him.
More than 900 years later, I heard that there was a Mr. Bebrown between Jianghuai and Hanyu. So I went to my husband's house without any introduction.
He said, "I am a guest of the former Han Yu, and I am listening in private.
I don't know when this poor ghost has existed. In the middle of the year, Tang Chaoyuan became attached to Changli Hanyu. It is unbearable for Han Yu to live with him for a long time. Writing an article to expel him, instead of leaving, he scolded Han Yu. After Han Yu died, there was nowhere to go. Wandering around the world, I want to find someone like Han Yu to follow, but I can't find him.
More than 900 years later, I heard that there was a Mr. Bei Brown between Jianghuai and Hanyu. Go to Mr. Wang's house without (any) introduction He said, "I was a former guest of Han Yu. I heard privately that Mr. Wang is virtuous and willing to stay at (your) door. I dare not say that there is anything to repay Mr. Wang (yours). " Mr. Wang left his seat and walked backwards. He said in horror, "What do you want?" Wave him away and say, "Go! In the past, because Han Yu gave in (tolerated you) and was not accepted by the world (people), the abusive family laughed and insulted, and he was poor and had no (good) family. His "Seeing the Poor" can be read repeatedly. Please go, don't drag me into this! No way, ask for something else. "
The poor ghost said, "Why did Sir abandon me so cruelly? If others support them, they will follow others. I want to follow my husband because I don't want to follow other people. How could Miss Wang abandon me so cruelly! Dare to ask me what I am guilty of. " The gentleman said, "If you use the word" poor "as your name, it will be enough to make me poor. If you talk about writing articles and taboo, you will be poor in words; Ups and downs, forward and backward, clumsy and careful between pitches, in a dilemma, struggling (on the road of human life); Suffering from dust and abuse, being ridiculed and worried about everyone's comments, he failed to defend his remarks; If you are rebellious and confused and pursue (ideal) perverse mistakes, then your intelligence is poor. Fame, snobbery and money are not enough to mobilize everyone, honest, lonely and resentful. If they can't live in harmony with the world, they will lack friends. Holding a book without it, with a bohemian ambition, and entering the hated world with water in your body, you are poor at home. I can't count all the things you can make me poor. Just give a rough example. "
The poor man said, "sir, do you think this is my sin?" That's true. But my sin is something to be proud of, and its contribution cannot be buried. Everywhere I go, everything in the world avoids it, which is why Mr. Wang is me. However, just the next one, how to control your husband is enough? I can make you sing and cry; Make you excited and angry; Let you, sir, wander alone in infinity (the ocean of knowledge). Mr. Wang said that I could play for Yu Xiansheng, so how could it hurt? Besides, I created the reason why Han Yu is immortal. For this reason, Han Yu first doubted and finally believed (mine). Since I have been wandering in the world for so long, there is no one to rely on. I found Han Yu for thousands of years, and I found Mr. Wang for more than 1000 years. Because Mr. Tao never did, I just worshipped you and followed you. Then I am not very good to you, sir! " This way, sir. Get along with him.
4. On the reference translation of Dai Mingshi's ancient prose from The Ark.
Poor guy, I don't know when he began to exist. In the middle of the year, Tang Chaoyuan became attached to Changli Hanyu. It is unbearable for Han Yu to live with him for a long time. Writing an article ("Sending Poor Articles") fired him. Instead of leaving, he scolded Han Yu. After Han Yu died, there was nowhere to go. Wandering around the world, I want to find someone like Han Yu to follow, but I can't find him.
More than 900 years later, I heard that there was a Mr. Bebrown between Jianghuai and Hanyu. So I went to my husband's house without any introduction. He said, "I was a former guest of Han Yu. I heard privately that Mr. Wang is virtuous and willing to stay at (your) door. I dare not say that there is anything to repay Mr. Wang (yours). " Mr. Wang left his seat and walked backwards. He said in horror, "What are you doing here?" Wave him away and say, "Go! Before, because of you, Han Yu was not accepted by the world (people), making people laugh, insulting, poor and without a (good) home. His "seeing poverty" can be seen. Please go, don't drag me into this! If necessary, please ask for something else. "
The poor ghost said, "Why did Sir abandon me so cruelly? If others had followed, they would have followed others. Generally speaking, the reason why I want to follow my husband is because I don't want to follow others. How could Miss Wang abandon me so cruelly! Dare to ask me what I am guilty of. "
Mr. Wang said, "If the word' poor' is used as the name, its situation will make me poor. If you talk about writing articles and taboo, you will be poor in words; Ups and downs, forward and backward, clumsy and careful between pitches, in a dilemma, struggling (on the road of human life); Suffering from dust and abuse, being ridiculed and worried about everyone's comments, he failed to defend his remarks; If you behave abnormally and pursue (ideal) perverse mistakes, then you have poor intelligence. Fame, snobbery and money are not enough for everyone to envy. They are straightforward, arrogant and resentful. If they can't live in harmony with the world, they will lack friends and games. Holding those useless books, carrying wild ambitions, and coming to this world naked, then you are poor at home. I can't count all the things that you can make me poor. Let's talk about it roughly. "
The poor man said, "Do you think this is my sin? That's true. But my sin has something to be proud of, and its contribution cannot be buried. Everywhere I go, everything in the world escapes, which is why Mr. Wang abandoned me. However, how can a small matter affect you, sir? I can make you sing and cry; Make you excited and angry; Sir, let you roam alone in infinity (the ocean of knowledge and truth). Mr. Wang said that I could play for Yu Xiansheng, so how could it hurt? Besides, I created the reason why Han Yu is immortal. For this reason, Han Yu first doubted and finally believed (mine). Since I have been wandering in the world for so long, there is no one to rely on. I found Han Yu for thousands of years, and I found Mr. Wang for more than 1000 years. There is no one who pursues Mr. Wang's ideal (the world is big), only I worship you and follow you. Then I am not very good to you, sir! "
Since then, Mr. Brown has been with him for decades, and he is unbearably poor, but he has benefited from it. One day, the poor man said to Mr. Wang, "Since I came to Mr. Wang's side, Mr. Wang has not been accepted by the whole world and attracted ridicule and insult." Because I am poor, I have nowhere to go. I pity you, too. " It's just that I used to play for it. I think it's good for Mr. Wang, and now it's finished. Teacher Wang doesn't need me anymore, and I dare not bother him for a long time. "I got up and left in a hurry. I don't know where I went.
5. What are the meanings of the word "poor" in classical Chinese? The word "poor" has the following meanings in classical Chinese: (1) pictophonetic characters.
At this point, bow. Bow down, body, body down the hole, very embarrassed.
Simplify this word to know that the force is under the point and the force cannot be used. Original meaning: scarcity (2) is very poor from the original meaning.
-"Shuowen" is poor, but it is also. -"Xiao Er Ya Guang Shu" is easy, poor is changeable, changeable is accessible, and the general principle is long.
-"Yi Chuan, under the copula" is poor in the world? -"Songs of the South, Nine Songs, Jun in the Cloud" Chishui is poor. -"Shan Hai Jing Huang Da Nan Jing".
Note: "Liuji is also in this mountain." Happy-go-lucky, never poor
-"Lu Chunqiu Xiaxian" is extremely poor and profound. -"Rites and Music" Confucianism is knowledgeable but not poor.
-"The Book of Rites Confucianism" is poor, and the dagger is in sight. -"The Warring States Policy Yance" wants to be poor for thousands of miles.
-Tao Jin Yuanming "Peach Blossom Garden" But as long as you go up a flight of stairs, you can broaden your horizons by 300 miles. -Don Wang Zhihuan's poem "In the Lodge of the Heron" meets the sky and the lotus leaves are infinite.
-Song Yang Wanli's "Chu Xiao Jingci Temple sends Lin Zifang" is also full of poetry. -Song Ouyang Xiu's "Drunken Pavilion" is unreasonable.
-Qing Ji Yun's "Reading Notes on Wei Caotang" (3) Another example: poor and incisive (figuratively speaking, leaving no room, no reservations); Poor teachers are far away (exhausted expeditions); Poor soldiers stationed in the frontier (with all their strength) (4) poor and poor. -"Guangya" is poor.
-"Fourteen Years of Zuo Zhuan Gong" is dedicated to the poor who have nothing. -"Xunzi Outline" is poor, hungry and boring.
-Wen Song Tianxiang's "Preface to the South Record" (5) Another example: poor hunger vinegar (poor); Begging for a face with poor cheeks (poverty); Poor lesbian (described as poor); Poor Didi (very poor); Poverty (poverty; Poverty); Poverty (extreme poverty); Poverty (lack of means of production and means of subsistence); Poor communication means bad luck (embarrassment, prosperity, prominence, bad luck); Poverty (poverty and embarrassment); Poor guy (nickname for the poor); Poor Ding (poor Han). Poor man); Poor ghost; Poor days; Poor (sleepy and distinguished) (6) Lonely lights and frost in secluded places, poor mountains read art books.
-Lu You's Reading the Art of War at Night; Feng Ming Menglong; Cai Qing Fiona Fang's A Brief History of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty; 75: "Wang Xi said,' The Second Childe hates Wu Bishen, so he should decide while he is poor.' "I practiced martial arts in Shucheng."
(7) Another example: a poor city (passing through the border town); Poor borders (remote and remote areas); Poor Ze (remote water town); Backcountry (a poor and remote country) (8) Especially if you don't want to rest on your laurels, you will eventually fall into poverty.
-"Chu Ci Qu Yuan Involved in the River" People who are poor are anti-books. -"Historical Records, Biography of Qu Yuan and Jia Sheng" can be described as poor.
(9) Another example is that the poor (10) are small; Shallow. Such as: path; Poor flow (dry river); Bad branches (branchlets; The last branch); Wave difference (shallow water); Poor well (dry well) (1 1) is large.
Such as: poor anger (rage); Poverty (the legendary sea); Poor view (grand view) (12) is high. Such as: age difference (old age); Poor mountain; Height difference (reaching heights); Barren land (highland); The cliff canyon (high mountain and deep valley) (13) is in a state of ruin; It's broken
Such as: poor and broken (old and broken) (14) poor and sleepy. Its antonym is "big".
The Thirteen Classics notes Xiaoya Xiaoming: Jing * * * (Yin Gong), integrity is the same. God listens, and the valley is like a woman.
Scapharca subcrenata in the Western Han Dynasty said: Refined and resourceful. Integrity is right and can correct people's songs.
Zheng Xuan wrote a cloud in the Eastern Han Dynasty: * * *, the same; Type and purpose; Valley, good also. A wise monarch seeks the title of a woman whose ambition is to govern the country with upright people. When the fairy heard this, she used a good man and a woman, so God appointed her.
If you don't pay attention to the words of seeking officials, it will be impermanent, and saints will be. Don Kong Ying Da said: People's poverty lies in the sky.
Life and death, life is decided first. So Xia Yun: Life is death, life is life, and wealth is in the sky.
This is providence, which is determined by omens. It cannot be sought or obtained intellectually. The Book of Changes (Zhouyi) says: A gentleman is a happy person who knows how to live. For this reason.
The doctor was in trouble and regretted being an official. He advised his friend Xiu De to wait for the upright gentleman. This poem is to let his friends listen to the difference between heaven and earth, appoint the poor, and not seek official positions.
Moreover, the title is decided by the monarch, and the official is not his friend's business. Moreover, this poem is called your position, so it also shows that the people who explain your position are impermanent masters and sages. Its friends and sages have this position, so it is called your position.
Another example: don't take poverty as your priority, and don't take danger as your priority; If you are poor, you will be immune, and if you are rich, you will help the world. (15) Stop.
Cicadas are endless, and apes are endless. -A Letter to Zhu (1) changes its part of speech in detail, which is fatal.
-"Yi Shuo Gua" (2) Another example: the end of the road (in-depth study of classics); Capital difference (tracing back to the source); Poverty (the subtle truth of poverty in all things) (3) Exposing fear of poverty and offending means going to the government again. -Shen Kuo's "Meng Qian Bi Tan" (4) Tired and finished, ask its depth, then its good walker can't be poor.
-The terminal of Wang Anshi's Treasure Toad Tour (1); In the end, the indulgence is not poor, and the heart is hard to say. -"Xunzi" (2) Another example: poor workers are extremely clever (extremely delicate); Extremely poor work (extremely skilled, wind-induced); Extremely evil (extremely evil) (3) Defects This is a skill, and it is still poor.
-Chen Liang's Thoughts on Cao Gong's Ancient Theory (4) The wicked are virtuous but not poor. -"Yi Zhou Shu".
Kong Chao's note: "The poor are unscrupulous people." (5) another example is: poor and solid (that is, fierce and stubborn); Extremely vicious (extremely vicious) (6) preach "bow (g not Gūng)".
Physics note: I am as poor as a church mouse. -"Ili Bride Gift" says that if you can't do it, you will be poor.
-"Xunzi Zheng Ming" (7) is also pictographic. From the perspective of strength, it means that the people in the cave, that is, the slaves are poor.
6. The translation of "Sending the Poor" in the first month of six years is ugly. The master made the slave star knot willow (woven with willow branches) into a car, tied grass into a boat and carried glutinous rice (dry food); The cow is tied under the yoke and the sail is put on the pole. Three times, the poor man told me, "I heard that I will travel someday (I heard that you are leaving), but I dare not ask Tu Tu (in a self-deprecating way), steal boats and cars, prepare for an auspicious day, travel everywhere, and sip (eat) my food." 」
Hold your breath and listen (secretly). If you hear a sound, if you scream and crow, you will (suddenly) quack, your hair will stand upright and your shoulders will shrink. If you doubt it, it will be clear for a long time. If there is a speaker, he said, "I have lived with my son for more than forty years;" I was not stupid when I was a child (I didn't think you were stupid when you were a child). I was a student, seeking an official position and fame, but I obeyed and remained unchanged (I always followed you and remained unchanged). Kobe spirit, the door god, scolds me, and I am ashamed and secretive (Kobe spirit scolds me, and I bear the burden of humiliation and follow you closely), but I don't want him. I moved to the south, where it was hot and steamy. I'm not from my hometown, and ghosts bully the mausoleum. Four years in business school (you worked in business school for four years), you have been in constant sorrow, but I protected you and everyone hated you. From beginning to end, I betrayed you before I started. My heart is the same and my mouth is the same. Why did I hear that I should go (where did you hear that I was leaving you)? It is necessary for the master to trust me and have room to pay (alienation). I am a ghost, I use a car and a boat, and I stink, so I can donate (give up; Useless). Who are friends when I am alone (I am alone and have no companions), but I can't count them (tell me what companions I have). I can say anything, which can be described as sage wisdom. I dare not avoid it, because my situation is exposed. 」
The master replied, "I don't know if I'm real!" " Children's friends are not 64 (referring to five poor people; The following meaning is the same), with ten to five, seven divided by two, each has its own opinion (in charge of affairs), private name, hand twisting (twisting hands, knocking over soup; Metaphor), turn your voice and touch taboos (speak, you touch taboos; Metaphorically speaking, it is unpleasant. Whoever makes my face disgusting and my words tasteless is also my son's ambition. Its name is intellectual poverty: correct (brave) arrogance (arrogance), be happy when you are evil, be ashamed of bullying, and can't bear to hurt; Secondly, the difference between fame and learning: arrogant number and name (ignoring skills and reputation system), small (profound truth) and arrogant (words) (note: words of a hundred schools of thought; It means that Han Yu is exclusive to Confucianism) holds the opportunity of God (holds the key truth); Secondly, my literary talent is poor: my ability is not specific and strange, and I can't apply it at the right time (the article can't be applied in the present world), just playing by myself (just playing); Secondly, life is poor: the shadow is different from the shape (whether the shadow is oblique or not, the body is straight), and the face is ugly and the heart is beautiful (beautiful). After benefiting the public, the responsibility lies with others first; Secondly, make friends with the poor: sharpen your muscles, spit out your heart, be good enough for the enterprise, and punish me (treat me as an enemy). These five ghosts are all for my five worries, which make me hungry, cold and confused. People can't do it and regret what they have done. The dusk has returned, and flies and dogs are trying to get around (like dogs) and drive me away and come back. 」
Before the words were finished, the five ghosts looked at each other, jumping (jumping, jumping), suppressing servants (falling), stamping their feet and smiling at each other. Xu said to his master, "I know my name. No matter what I do, I will be driven away. I am a big idiot (just a clever name, but a big fool)." What is the length of a lifetime? I have a son's name, and I will never grind it. The villain and the gentleman have the same heart, but they are good at grasping time and communicating with heaven. Holding Wan Yan (Wan Gui and Yan Gui. Generally refers to beautiful jade. Metaphor is the virtue of a gentleman. ), easy to be sheepskin, eat (full) in fat and sweet, envy bran (porridge cooked hard in bran. Metaphor is vulgar and evil food. )。 Who has paid too much, a child known to all? Although I was fired, I couldn't bear to be sparse. If you don't believe me (if what I said is not true), please mortgage the poems and books. 」
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