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What did the drunkard who was kicked into the wine jar by his wife say became a modern mantra?

Since ancient times, in the eyes of the world, people who drink like life have always been two extremes, or poets in wine. In the half-drunk and half-awake paralysis of alcohol, the birth of famous poems is also helped by God, and Li Bai is one of them. Or drunk in wine, looked down upon by the world. Today, the drunkard I want to talk about is amazing. His wife is always drunk, angry and helpless, and kicks him into the wine jar, but this person has left a word for later generations and has become the mantra of many people.

This person is Liu Ling among the Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest. Since ancient times, if Du Kang represents fine wines, then Liu Ling represents the master of wine tasting. Therefore, there is also a saying that Du Kang made wine and Liu Ling was drunk. It can be seen that these two people have achieved each other and have been passed down through the ages in one of the wines.

Liu Ling is a very good wine. Compared with those drunken people in the world, Liu Ling is not bad at all. As long as he has wine to drink, he can get drunk without eating or drinking, and then sleep for a day and a night, and then continue to drink after waking up. The meeting between him and Du Kang was also because of wine.

According to legend, the meeting between Du Kang and Liu Ling is quite legendary. At that time, in a village, in front of an ordinary hotel, there was an unusual slogan: drink three bowls and get drunk for three years, and don't charge for three years.

It was Liu Ling who learned that there was such an arrogant store here, and went to Du Kang for a drink. However, Liu Ling didn't believe a word about the exaggerated propaganda of the logo. When he entered the store, he directly asked for three bowls of wine to taste. Du Kang is laughed, drink three bowls but will be drunk for three years, want a lot?

Liu Ling has always been addicted to alcohol, but no matter how intoxicating the fine wine is, how can it make people drunk for three years? Liu Ling directly said: Cut the crap and serve wine.

Du Kang ha ha a smile, and then brought out three bowls of wine and sent them to Liu Ling. Liu Ling always drinks wine as water. In front of Du Kang, Liu Ling tons and tons, three bowls into her stomach, and then goes home to sleep. Behind Du Kang is shouting, I'll ask for drinks three years later.

At home, Liu Ling didn't feel anything at first, but she was sleepy for a while, and then she fell asleep. This sleep is three years. But the family thought that Liu Ling was drunk to death and had already buried Liu Ling. Three years later, Du Kang arrived as scheduled, and Liu Ling, who had just woken up after being drunk for three years in the coffin, was released.

This story is obviously a fabricated legend, but it can also be seen that Liu Lingzhi is a heavy drinker and Du Kang's superb wine-making skills.

According to legend, Liu Ling can be drunk for three years, but in reality, Liu Ling is drunk from morning till night, and rarely conscious. One day, Liu Ling was hung over like mud again, but he just woke up and asked his wife for a drink. The wife has long been dissatisfied with her husband's alcoholism. So when I couldn't persuade him, I simply kicked "xianggong" into the wine jar, which means that if you want to drink, go in and drink slowly.

after a kick, the wife took the child back to her mother's house. However, three days later, the wife cooled down and went home to see her drunken husband. I can find it everywhere, but I don't know where people have gone. At this time, there was a snoring from the wine jar. The wife opened the wine jar at home and saw that her husband was inside. And the wine inside was drunk.

Liu Ling was awakened by the noise. Instead of blaming her wife for kicking herself into the wine jar, she was very happy and triumphant. She shouted through the drunkenness: Who else? Then, Liu Ling fell asleep again and got together with the Duke of Zhou.

in the Wei and Jin dynasties, most romantic celebrities advocated bohemian, and alcoholics like Liu Ling became the best among the seven sages of bamboo forest because of their wine names and attitudes among gamers. Although he was addicted to wine every day, it was not because the reality was too dark that he turned his ambition into nothing and became friends with Du Kang.

In a different era, today, a drunk like this, I'm afraid his wife would have been divorced.