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Is there any trouble going home during the Spring Festival?

Eight troubles in the Spring Festival. How much did you win?

No.8 are all only children. Who will go back for the Spring Festival? ?

Now most young people are only children, and both parents are looking forward to the Chinese New Year. Who to go back to has become the most tangled thing. Poor negotiation often leads to disputes and even quarrels and divorces.

NO.7 is it terrible to travel long distances?

Every year, in Spring Festival travel rush, a battlefield of grabbing tickets without smoke begins, and it is hard to get a ticket for airplanes, high-speed trains and cars. I don't want to say I'm tired of grabbing tickets. I went home with all kinds of luggage and ran to the car for the New Year. I didn't have a good rest after the long journey. Suffering is really a kind of strength. It's not easy to drive home, and there is traffic jam on the expressway. I went home for the Spring Festival reunion in anxious to return, but I was stuck in various troubles on the road. A good highway has become a parking lot, walking dogs, urinating and dancing in square dance. ...

N0.6 "soul torture" of three aunts and six grandmothers

"How much is it a month?" "How's work?" "When do you want a second child?" ..... Go home for the Spring Festival. Have you figured out how to deal with the torture of three aunts and six grandmothers? Whether you are at school or at work, unmarried or married, you can accurately find out the problems that suit you, leaving you speechless and forcing you to rethink the meaning of life in minutes!

No.5 was rejected by parents?

During the Spring Festival holiday, I finally got rid of my work and went home happily to accompany my parents. I still loved you in every way two days before I just went back, but then my warm smiling face turned into countless complaints and disgust.

NO.4 heart-wrenching reunion?

Leave the glamorous truth and polite greetings to others, and leave the trivial nonsense to you. Compared with houses, cars, wives and children, or rushing to pay the bill to show off wealth, or various arrangements to show power. Without the high spirits of youth, few people talk about their initial intentions and ideals, and class reunion has become a "vanity fair" for finding resources, climbing relationships and loving the rich. When the reunion is reduced to a "show off wealth and officials", people who rush around it will feel that "it is better to miss each other than to meet each other."

No.3 is more tired than going to work.

During the Spring Festival holiday, it is inevitable to visit relatives and friends, get together, eat and drink, and stay up all night ... not for a moment. Many people can't help but sigh that the long vacation is even more tiring than going to work. Even some people will have symptoms such as drowsiness, general fatigue and anxiety, which is a typical "long vacation syndrome".

NO.2 gain three pounds during the holiday?

Eat chicken, duck and fish, all kinds of fruits and vegetables after tea, and eat too much delicious food and too cold drinks and drinks. How can we escape the curse of "gaining three pounds on holidays" when we have an uncontrolled diet, irregular work and rest and little exercise?

NO. 1 Are you attracted to gold on holidays? New year's goods, new clothes, gifts, red envelopes, travel expenses and parties are all unbearable expenses!