Humorous jokes about eating goods

Eating is very simple, and the more you can eat, the funnier you are.

1, the little couple at the next table suddenly quarreled, and then my forehead was hit by a flying braised pork ribs. As a foodie, I suddenly got angry and shouted at them: Mom, Dan. I dare you to choose meat! ?

2. I want to find someone to fall in love with, just because the food in some places is not suitable for one person to eat, especially those activities with half price for the second time, which makes people eat hard!

I had dinner with a very familiar customer yesterday and ordered steak.

There were two steaks when they served them. Customer:? You can't eat so much by yourself! ?

Me:? I can eat. I can eat. ?

He said flatly:? Can't eat. ?

I also strongly reply:? I can eat. ?

My colleague rolled his eyes at me: you are stupid! He means give him a piece! ?

I also returned a supercilious look: you are stupid! I won't give it! ?

A young man always grinds his teeth when he sleeps at night. He was depressed, so he asked his friend what to do.

A foodie friend replied:? You, put some soybeans in your mouth before going to bed, and you will have soy milk to drink early the next morning. ?

5. In chemistry class, the teacher asked: Do you know how to distinguish flour from starch?

The deskmate replied:? See which one can take jiaozi. ?

The teacher glared at him mercilessly and asked again? Do you know how to distinguish wine from vinegar?

Still my deskmate, he stood up and said loudly: Dip in jiaozi. ?

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