Brief selection of humorous jokes

Humorous jokes are short

Humorous jokes are short. In life, some people will watch some jokes because they are bored or in a bad mood, which can make our mood instantly better. Let me take a look at the short information about humorous jokes. Humor jokes are short. 1

1. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

2. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's mind. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide to watch the chicken. The silly chicken didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at her mobile phone.

3. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hooked nose, a toad's mouth, a mouse's eyes with round legs, and a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva.

4. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

5. No matter how big a woman's business is, it is also a small matter, and no matter how small a brother's business is, it is also a big matter. It is to eat in one place for a lifetime, but not to eat everywhere for a lifetime.

6. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

7. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him. Afraid of losing him.

8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

9. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that wives cultivate good husbands by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

1. format yourself just to delete you. Brief selection of humorous jokes 2

1. Xiaoming said to his friends, "My father is fierce and can hit people, but my mother never hits me." The little friend said enviously, "Then your mother must love you very much." Xiao Ming replied with bitterness: "Not really, as long as I don't obey, my mother will give me to my father."

2. Liking you doesn't necessarily mean loving you, loving you doesn't necessarily mean marrying you, and marrying you doesn't necessarily mean having children. If you have children, the father of the children may not necessarily be you.

3. Although the news of "suspected zombies eating people" has emerged endlessly recently, I still feel weak compared with the aunt who cooks in the university cafeteria. When I was in college, there were two groups of aunts who fought for food. One group would smile and ask you, "What classmates do you want to eat?" The other school will say impatiently, "Which one do you want to eat after all those people?"

4. There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of others' eyes, never lose yourself by living in others' eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something you will regret all your life.

5. What you lose is a pile of fat, and what you get is the whole world.

6. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

7, deep and confusing eyes, everyone is strange, the campus is full of homosexuality.

8. The body is boiling hot, and the desire is boiling in the body like boiling water. But he just caressed and kissed, like carefully treating every vegetable on the chopping board, cutting and cleaning, but he always refused to cook.

9. If you really love a person, you should love him as he is, love his good and bad, love his good and love his bad, and never hope that he will become what you want just because you love him.

1. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep! Brief selection of humorous jokes 3

1. Don't be discouraged, my friend. Without her, there will be less sleeping in the bed and less cooking in the kitchen.

2. I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I wipe your sweat when you are tired; I'm afraid that when you write, your hands will tremble with my heart!

3. I am Baiyun, shielding you from the hot sun, I am a breeze, singing softly for you, I am rain dew, moistening your face, I am a meteor, making a wish for you!

4. What I wish you before marriage is mine, and what I want is yours. What is sure of you after marriage is mine, and what is mine is yours. After the divorce, you are still yours, and I am still mine.

5. I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

6. Female: How do you know that you are in love with me? M: I can't sleep because I miss Nian. Woman: It's not enough to prove, because my mother can't sleep for you, but I know she doesn't love you!

7. Feelings are in arrears, love has stopped, promises are empty, trust has been turned off, care cannot be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life completely freezes!

8. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he said that he would help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

9. Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet nectar and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

1. Leave (6) my heart to you, bully (7) I cheat me, and give it to you. (8) I give it to you with my heart. (9) I moved you over time, and (1) I really own you.