Joke stories suitable for middle school students

Joke stories suitable for middle school students

The so-called gap between the rich and the poor is that rich people can only play with models, and those who have no money can only play with models. Is it funny? Let's enjoy a joke story suitable for middle school students! !

Joke stories suitable for middle school students (1) 1. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning-when I have money.

2, the bad guys do a good thing called going back to the shore, and the good guys do a bad thing called wetting the bed at dawn.

3. What is the future? Just to read backwards for money.

4. Being happy is also a day, and being unhappy is also a day. Why are you unhappy? -One of the most famous nonsense in the world.

If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on whatever others fart.

6. After attending the reunion, there are three major feelings: life is impermanent, things are different, and people are old and yellow.

7. Eating instant noodles in a paper bowl is unhealthy. I have eaten instant noodles. Do I care what I eat?

8.a: How to make friends with local tyrants? B: Local tyrant, I'm your long-lost brother, you son of a bitch!

Let's just say that when people pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think it's honesty, but it's autism.

10, it may not be the enemy or your neighbor upstairs who shits on your head.

Joke stories suitable for middle school students (2) 1. You don't have a medical qualification. Why did you say I was crazy? !

2, ask how much you can worry about, just like encountering a cold current without wearing long pants.

3, play all over the world soy sauce, let others envy.

I admit that you climb the ladder quickly, but you always put the wrong ladder on the wrong wall, which is unforgivable.

5. Sharing your privacy with a person is a confidant; Sharing with a group of people is a blog; Sharing with the people of the whole country is called artistic life.

6. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce and you can't look down on it.

7. Cao Cao: I would rather owe all the money in the world than lend it to others.

8. On New Year's Day, what do you think of Spring Festival and Christmas? Yuan Pei, what do you think of Xiao San and Xiao San? What do you think of mooncakes and jiaozi, Yuanxiao?

9. Someone asked me, who are the eight people with sugar and garlic? I am not familiar with the catering industry. You have to ask about eating goods. ...

10, you go your way and I'll eat my delicious food.

Joke story suitable for middle school students (3) 1, Children's Hundred Days Banquet in Neighborhood, as neighbor Lao Wang, I attended this birthday celebration, and sang the best song when I was happy: I planted a seed and finally bore fruit ... Oh, my God ... Forget it, I haven't stopped bleeding!

2, a buddy surnamed Wang, everyone ridiculed him as "the old king next door", and one day finally told him that he was in a hurry. After he fought back, he calmly said to us: You can call me Lao Wang in the future! Later ... we called him "old bastard" ... old bastard.

Lao Wang often quarrels with his daughter-in-law. When quarreling, his daughter-in-law will go to her mother's house. Lao Wang doesn't care. A few days later, he came back. After a long time, he got used to it. One day, he quarreled with his daughter-in-law After thinking about it, Lao Wang felt sorry for his daughter-in-law and went to her mother-in-law's house to pick her up. When he arrived at her father-in-law's house, he said, "Didn't your wife come back with you?"

On the way home from work, I saw my little nephew playing with a boy and a girl. The little girl said: I play mom, you play dad ... and then pointed to my little nephew and said: you hit Lao Wang next door. The important thing is that those two Xiong Haizi actually agreed!

Lao Wang said: I called the wrong wife. I said: What's the matter? Lao Wang said: I found that my daughter-in-law wrote something ambiguous with her next-door neighbor in her diary. I said excitedly: well ... this kind of thing is right! Lao Wang said: No, I remembered that my next-door neighbor was me. ...

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