What are some funny sentences?

Funny, maybe every one of us will, but we are all single. Do you want to know interesting sentences? I arranged some sentences for you. Let's have a look.

Excerpts from funny sentences

1) The tragedy of life is that I worked so hard to have a sweet dream with fragrant contents all night, and I woke up the next morning but I couldn't remember it at all!

2) mess with me again, and I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma Meteor Boxing.

3) The mountain is not high and the tree is spiritual; People are not handsome, but rich.

4) Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

5) Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

6) The old woman once turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

7) there are girls who don't bubble, which is a great rebellion; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

8) The cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back for you. Wait and see.

9) If a man can't get used to it, the more he gets used to it, the more jerk he becomes. Women are favored, and the more they are favored, the more balls they have.

10) Don't run amok when you are young, but what can you say when you are old?

1 1) I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious.

12) Businesswomans don't know about national subjugation and hate, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

13) Two dollars and five million!

14) I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!

15) nuwa shoots every day.

16) thank you, thank you, uncle, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations!

17) I am too pure, and my purity is shameless!

18) The year before last, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life. In the following year, I worked hard to support my family; In the last year, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by&; hellip

19) gf, who just made friends with me, decided to break up with me after a week of dating, just because I didn't study Octavio &；; Middot Paz's book and Borges' poem &; hellip

20) When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian is a delicate and warm emotion. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

2 1) My buddy's greatest wish is: Beauty doesn't wear clothes!

Funny sentence recommendation

1) University is the best time for female breast development.

2) Hands are willing to be rough for women.

3) Fill her emptiness with your surplus!

4) I will be friends with whoever says I am white, thin and beautiful.

5) The seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!

6) Skipping classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

7) More and more young people begin to get tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years, those tattooed old men and women &; hellip& amphellip

8) Some people are born in the car, others are pregnant in the subway. Beijing is really a vibrant city. hellip

9) I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Otherwise, why do you always see the face of our supermarket supervisor?

10) Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

1 1) Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

12) The woman outside the umbrella is doomed not to go out in rainy days &; hellip& amphellip

13) Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

14) when you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

15) loving you at the same time is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

16) My father and I have different similarities.

17) As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

18) men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

19) You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation &; hellip

20) When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

2 1) If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

22) If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

23) Ambiguous means that when I ask you for money, you don't say yes or no, only that your husband is not at home &; hellip& amphellip

24) I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

25) It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!

Selected funny sentences

1) Fart and let others smell it!

2) What can't be managed is the son, and what can't be managed is the daughter.

3) having milk is not necessarily a mother, but having money must be a grandfather!

4) We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?

5) Who said the abbot was sorry for what he had done? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

6) When we parted, she gave me a kiss, which felt as real as People's Daily. hellip

7) The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, raising a piece of grass is good for walking birds, harmonious society and environmental protection.

8) Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

9) Confusion does not pursue truth &; Hellip, the truth is a bitch!

10) The party member activity of the Department of Mathematics forced girls to clean the boys' dormitory, which was really outrageous!

1 1) When I was a child, my parents always believed that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan and then marry a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently and said earnestly, "Son, you'd better study hard &; hellip& amphellip”

12) reduce the number of boys behind every girl to one!

13) After calculating the salary increase, you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

14) A woman may like you, but she doesn't love you; She can love you, but she won't marry you; She can marry you, but she can't have children; She can have children, but the children are not yours.

15) After four years of college, no girl asked for directions. Today, I drove my BMW back to my alma mater to do something. As a result, five girls soon came to ask for directions & amphellip& amphellip.

16) His jokes are so funny that everyone has to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.

17) Even I, a cactus, need to be watered by rain occasionally, even if there is only one drop, two drops, three drops and four drops & amphellip& amphellip at least, it gives me the courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season &; hellip& amphellip

18) Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

19) I don't even talk to you, so why bother talking to me?

20) As long as someone tells you that he is busy, it is equivalent to announcing to you that you are not important to him. . I didn't stand you up last night. I went in to look for you, but that stupid dog in the yard bit me.

2 1) I only had a nosebleed once, and I mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

22) After graduating from college, one day I saw my long-lost classmate release his horse on the other side of the river, and I laughed at him: "What a mess!" As a result, he quarreled with me, and I was angry: "Shit, bring it on!" " He said, "Who's afraid of who? Maybe you can bring the cow! "

23) The National People's Congress is finally ahead of Tsinghua Peking University &; Mdash& ampmdash The aunt who sold tickets shouted loudly: "Dahuangzhuang, a native of Gong Wei village, is in Tsinghua &; Mdash& ampmdash Get on the bus quickly! "