Begging for a hilarious joke

Girl: You were short of calcium and love since childhood, wearing a sack and a pot cover on your head.

Wearing shorts, a belt and a tie.

How can I love such a glorious image?

Boy: You have good intentions and are as beautiful as a fairy.

Of course, beauty is not your wish, but falling in love with you is my wish.

Girl: Your toad wants to eat swan meat, and your cow dung wants to arrange flowers.

There is no way to love you!

Boy: I beat the local ruffians and hooligans, but my heart was helpless.

You think I'm an idiot, but I'm actually Dong Fangbubai.

Girl: What you said is very creative. It can be said that it is your courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

Without you, who will foil the beauty of the world?

Boy: Qianshan has been in love. Can I invite you to dinner?

Girl: There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look online?

Boy: Old horses like to eat young grass. The world is full of young grass, and I'm looking for no one but you.

Girl: it's ok to spread on the internet, and suddenly I see you playing cool, vomiting, vomiting,

I really want you to hit a tree.

Boy: You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer and cotton-padded jacket in winter.

Light bulb in the dark, when your heart beats faster, you can't see your mood getting worse.

Dreaming of your time flies too fast, hoping to have you is not a long wait.

Girl: You look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, grin from a distance, and look at the mountains and green waters from a distance.

When you look at freckles, you turn around and scare a cow to death.

Second, Wang Fei turned baseball, and third, the comet was so scared that it hit the earth.