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Ask a joke about rabbits and carrots.
One day, she came to a small shop. ...
Tutu: Boss, do you have any carrots at home?
Boss: Nothing, nothing.
The white rabbit skipped away. ...
The next day, the white rabbit came again.
Tutu: Boss, do you have any carrots at home?
Boss: Nothing, nothing. I thought you told me yesterday.
The little white rabbit skipped away again ~ ~ ~ ~
On the third day, the white rabbit came again.
Tutu: Boss, do you have any carrots at home?
Boss: Nothing, nothing. If you ask again, I'll pull out your tooth with a vise!
The fourth day, the little white rabbit came again.
Tutu: Boss, do you have a vise at home?
Boss: No.
Tu Tu: Do you have carrots at home?
So, the boss took out the vice and pulled out Tutu's tooth!
The little white rabbit walked away, covering her mouth. ...
On the fifth day, the little white rabbit didn't come.
On the sixth day, Tutu Tutu came with a flat mouth. ...
Tutu: Lao Ban ~ ~ Lao Ban ~ ~ Do you have ~ ~ carrot ~ ~ ~ juice at home?
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