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Schr?dinger's Roll

Many of us have heard of "Schr?dinger's Cat," a sophisticated joke about superposition states in quantum mechanics.

In real life, there is actually a kind of "Schr?dinger's get out", that is, when your girlfriend asks you to "get out", she is actually in two mental states: really asking you to get out and letting you go and hug her. a superposition state of .

Your next move, which is called "observation" in physics terms, will cause this superposition state to collapse to a fixed state. If you really get out, she really wants you to get out. , if you go over to hug him, she will think that she originally asked you to hug her.

The difference is that Schr?dinger has no way to increase the probability of the cat collapsing into "living", but you can manipulate your girlfriend's wave function to make her better.

Similarly, when an employee first joins the company, he may rise gradually or slowly decline. If you continue to encourage him and assert that he will become a new star, he is very likely to really rise. Become a new star.