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The outline of a dream of red mansions returning from the 22nd to the 3th.

The 22nd time I listened to the sad words of Jia Zheng, a fan who made lanterns by Qu Wenbao and Yuwu Zen Machine.

Xue Baochai will celebrate her 15th birthday in a few days, and the old lady should make a good birthday for her. Shi Xiangyun stayed for two days and went back. The old lady told him to wait until Xue Baochai's birthday.

On Xue Baochai's birthday, she invited the troupe to sing a play. After listening to the play, Shi Xiangyun played a joke on Lin Daiyu. Jia Baoyu knew that Lin Daiyu was easily angry and oversensitive, and winked at Shi Xiangyun to tell her not to joke. However, Shi Xiangyun thought that I couldn't tell jokes, while Lin Daiyu thought that Shi Xiangyun was born in a noble family and I didn't deserve to tell jokes with her. Jia Baoyu got a two-pronged approach. I was so angry that I wrote a poem to relieve the tide, and all the girls read it and made fun of him.

Jia Yuanchun ordered the eunuch to send out a lantern fan, and all the girls sealed their own fans, and the eunuch took them back to the palace, and they were sent to the palace with a riddle. In the evening, Jia Zheng played guessing games with the children. The riddle given by Jia Baoyu was firecrackers, the riddle given by Yingchun was abacus, the riddle given by Tanchun was kite, and the riddle given by Xichun was sea lamp. After guessing, Jia Zheng felt that these myths had ominous meanings, and he felt sad and sighed with emotion. He excused himself and went back early.

[ Note ]

1. Jia Zheng feels that these myths have ominous meanings:

Firecrackers: when they sound and break up, it means that the girls break up;

abacus: when it is upset, it implies dissatisfaction with the Spring Festival marriage;

Kite: It is a floating thing, implying that Tanchun is going to marry in a distant place;

sea lantern: it is a pure and lonely thing, implying that Xichun will become a monk in the future.

The story of the Twenty-third Romance of the West Chamber tells the story of the peony pavilion, which is a wonderful story.

After Yuan Fei returned to the palace, she always felt that it was inappropriate to stay idle in the Grand View Garden, so she sent Xia eunuch to Rongfu to give an order and ordered Jia Baoyu and his young lady to move to the Grand View Garden. Jia Baoyu was extremely happy.

After listening to Yuan Fei's instructions, Jia Fu's house became busy again. First, the courtyard was divided: Xue Baochai lived in Hengwu Garden, Lin Daiyu lived in Xiaoxiang Pavilion, Yingchun lived in Zhujinlou, Tanchun lived in Qiushuangzhai, Xichun lived in Liaofengxuan, Li Wan lived in Daoxiang Village and Jia Baoyu lived in Yihong Garden, which was the closest to Xiaoxiang Pavilion. There are two old nurses, four maids to serve each place, and some servants who specialize in cleaning.

After living in the Grand View Garden, Jia Baoyu felt so idle that he secretly bought some books for him, such as The West Chamber, Wu Zetian, Yang Guifei and so on. Jia Baoyu was so absorbed in it that Mingyan was anxious for him to pay attention, and it would be terrible to be seen by other people and tell his father.

One day, Jia Baoyu was sitting on the stone bench in the garden, absorbed in reading The West Chamber, and Lin Daiyu was here to bury flowers. When he saw this book, he liked it very much. Jia Baoyu joked with Lin Daiyu with the colorful sentences in the book. Lin Daiyu pretended to be angry and said that he told his uncle (Jia Zheng) that Jia Baoyu was so scared that he quickly begged for mercy.

Back in the 24th time, I was drunk, king kong was light on wealth, and chivalrous man was crazy about my daughter's legacy, which made me homesick.

Jia Yun asked Jia Lian for help, and got a job to supplement the family. Jia Lian told him that Wang Xifeng was in charge of internal affairs, and he had to give a gift to Wang Xifeng. No gift was enough. Jia Yun was in trouble. My widowed mother and he were so poor that they couldn't afford to give gifts. On the way back, while walking, I was thinking about my heart. I happened to meet my neighbor Ni Er, who was drunk and dragged Jia Yun to drink. Jia Yun said that he had no money. Ni Er took a trip and promised to lend Jia Yun 2 yuan. Jia Yun bought a gift for Wang Xifeng, who arranged for Jia Yun to prune trees in the Grand View Garden.

When Jia Yun entered the Grand View Garden, he happened to meet Hongyu, the little maid sweeping the floor in Jia Baoyu's room. Xiaohong's handkerchief was dropped and looked everywhere, but it was picked up by Jia Yun. Jia Yun was so happy when he saw Xiaohong that he deliberately didn't return it to Xiaohong. Going back at night, Jia Yun put Xiaohong's handkerchief on his nose and smelled it, dreaming.

[ Note ]

1. Jia Yun is a distant relative of the Jia family. My father died young and my family was very poor.

2. Redjade: The little maid who sweeps the floor in Jia Baoyu's room, because the name "jade" is the same as that of the master, so she is only allowed to call Xiao Hong. Jia Baoyu's maid ranks higher than Redjade's, so she often bullies Redjade.

Back to the 25th time, Yan Magic's younger brother meets Shuangzhen in a Dream of Red Mansions with five ghosts

Jia Huan, the third brother born to Jia Baoyu's half-brother and concubine Zhao, saw that Jia Baoyu was spoiled by everyone, and he couldn't press this poison gas in his heart. When Jia Baoyu slept in Mrs. Wang's bed, Jia Huan secretly splashed the oil lamp, and all the hot oil was splashed on Jia Baoyu's face.

When Jia Baoyu was burnt, Mrs. Wang was in a hurry and was provoked by Wang Xifeng. She scolded Jia Huan and his mother, Aunt Zhao, and said, Jia Huan, after all, is a little bitch (concubine) and has no rules. Lady Wang's scolding made Aunt Zhao angry, and invited Ma Daopo to do Yan magic to curse Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng to die a natural death.

Ma Daopo's nightmare magic is very clever. Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng are both sick and dying. The family made them shroud and coffins. Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang cried their eyes out.

One day, a monk came and said: Jia Baoyu's psychic Baoyu was confused by "lust, lust and profit", so it didn't work. Let's do something about it. It takes 33 days to take care of your family. Sure enough, Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng's illness gradually recovered. Jia dignitaries came to thank the monks and Taoist priests, and no one was found anywhere.

[ Note ]

1. One monk and one monk: the gods in the sky.

On the 26th time, there was a talk on the Bee Waist Bridge, and the Xiaoxiang Pavilion was sleepy in spring and had an affair.

Jia Yun was pruning trees in the Grand View Garden, and met Redjade, a servant, on the Bee Waist Bridge, because someone nearby was not shy to talk. Zhui Er, a handyman, took the handkerchief she picked up to Redjade. Jia Yun made an idea on returning the handkerchief, took his handkerchief to Redjade and left Redjade's handkerchief.

Xue Pan invited a table of children and Jia Baoyu to drink all day. When I came back in the evening, Xue Baochai came with him.

When Xue Pan invited Jia Baoyu to have a drink, he lied that his father Jia Zheng called him for fear of family disapproval. After going for one day, Lin Daiyu was worried that Jia Baoyu would be beaten by his father. She also came to see Jia Baoyu at night, just as the maids were quarrelling, Lin Daiyu knocked at the door and didn't recognize who it was and didn't open the door. At this time, Jia Baoyu opened the door to see Xue Baochai off. Lin Daiyu thought that Xue Baochai was playing inside. Jia Baoyu deliberately refused to open the door and went back crying.

Back to the 27th Didi Cuiting, Yang Fei's play, butterflies buried in incense graves, swallows weeping and residual red

This day is the Mango Festival, the weather is warm and sunny, all the sisters are playing in the Grand View Garden, and Xue Baochai is catching butterflies. Redjade, the servant, and Zhui Er were whispering in Didi Cuiting. Zhui Er gave Redjade the handkerchief that Jia Yun had brought to her, asked Redjade how to thank her, and said that if it hadn't been dropped by Redjade, it would have been returned to Jia Yun. At first glance, Redjade knew that the handkerchief was not her own, but she took it. She thought to herself: She has no position in the Jia family and was bullied. Now that Jia Yun likes me, although he is not from the Jia family and his family is poor, he is quite nice. I might as well give it to him.

The private talk between Redjade and Zhui Er was heard by Xue Baochai. Xue Baochai felt that Redjade was quite affectionate, so it was better not to tell the truth. Xue Baochai left immediately on the pretext of playing with Lin Daiyu in hiding from the cat.

Last night, Lin Daiyu knocked on Jia Baoyu's door and didn't open it. She felt left out by Jia Baoyu. Today, Lin Daiyu is still angry. She wept and sang a poem at the place where Jia Baoyu buried flowers last time, which happened to be heard by Jia Baoyu. The poem was written with emotion and intention, which made Jia Baoyu feel infatuated, and Jia Baoyu also cried. As the two men talked, they made up again.

On the 28th trip to Jiang Yuhan, I gave a gift to Qian Xiangluo and Xue Baochai, shamed by a cage of red musk deer.

Xue Pan invited Jiang Yuhan, an actress, and Yuner, a geisha, to play at home, and invited Jia Baoyu to play together. Jiang Yuhan's play is called Qiguan, and he is a famous actor. Knowing Jiang Yuhan, Jia Baoyu was very happy. The two exchanged sweat towels, but I didn't know that the sweat towel that Jia Baoyu exchanged was given to Jia Baoyu by Xiren.

Jia Yuanchun (Princess Yuan) gave gifts to her family, some more and some less, but she gave Jia Baoyu as much as Xue Baochai.

Jia Baoyu wanted to see the red musk deer string worn by Xue Baochai on her wrist. When Xue Baochai stepped down the red musk deer string from her wrist, she showed a white and tender arm. Jia Baoyu was stunned and thought, if only this arm could grow on Lin Daiyu, I could touch it. Looking at Jia Baoyu's eyes, Xue Baochai blushed, and Lin Daiyu felt jealous.

[ Note ]

1. Jiang Yuhan: A famous actor who sings well. Finally, he married xiren, and he had a good relationship with xiren and a happy life.

The 29th time, when people are blessed, they also pray for blessings. The infatuated woman's feelings are getting more and more affectionate.

Jia Yuanchun (Princess Yuan) pays for a treat, and Jia's family sings in Qingxu Guan, which is very lively.

Zhang Daoshi, who was named as a "fantastic fairy" by the emperor, told Grandmother Jia: I met a girl who was 15 years old and even more beautiful, and wanted to act as a matchmaker for Jia Baoyu. Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu were not happy when they attended.

Jia Baoyu said to himself, all the girls in the world are not as beautiful as Lin Daiyu. But he was too embarrassed to say it himself.

Lin Daiyu thought to herself: Jia Baoyu likes me, but he doesn't say it himself. Do you want me to say it as a girl? I might as well be angry with him.

Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu became more and more serious, and finally they quarreled. Thinking of the sad thing, both of them began to cry.

The thirtieth time, Baochai borrowed a fan machine and took a double knock on the young official to strike him out.

The next day, Jia Baoyu had calmed down and took the initiative to greet Lin Daiyu at Xiaoxiang Pavilion. When Xue Baochai saw it, she said strangely that Jia Baoyu had come to "offer a humble apology". Jia Baoyu also taunted Xue Baochai.

Jia Baoyu greeted Lin Daiyu because Xue Baochai made sarcastic remarks and came out without saying anything more. It happened that a little girl called Mr. Zhong, and Jia Baoyu scolded her angrily.

Jia Baoyu listlessly went to his mother's room and saw her taking a nap. Jin Chuaner, the maid, sat beside him. Jia Baoyu teased Jin Chuaner. When her mother woke up, she heard it, slapped Jin Chuaner on the mouth and told her mother to take it home for a good education. Jia Baoyu was so scared that he slipped back to the Grand View Garden.

When he arrived at the Grand View Garden, Jia Baoyu saw a girl who bought a singing opera. A person was scribbling in the mud with a hairpin in the garden. Jia Baoyu quietly walked over and saw that it was the young official who was scribbling, and he was scribbling the word "Qiang" again and again. At this time, it began to rain. Jia Baoyu called Lingguan to hide from the rain and ran home quickly.

Jia Baoyu knocked at the door of the house, just as the maids were playing around and didn't hear him. Jia Baoyu got angry and knocked on the door. When the attacker heard this, he quickly opened the door. When the annoyed Jia Baoyu saw that the door opened, he kicked the person who opened the door indiscriminately. When he saw that the person who opened the door was an attacker, he felt sorry for the attacker.

[ Note ]

1. Comment by writer Liu Xinwu <; Dream of Red Mansions > At that time, I thought this 3th time was wonderful. Through the description of five things, it shows Jia Baoyu's noble, frivolous, friendly, affectionate and unrequited character and quality. Suggest interested friends to read the original text of 3 times.