What are the funny jokes?

The reporter interviewed a couple and first asked his wife, "Will you sell your husband and give you 65,438+10,000?"

The wife smiled bitterly: "Of course, if you really buy it, the price can be negotiated."

The reporter asked her husband again: "Are you willing to sell your wife for 65,438+10,000 yuan?"

The husband flatly refused: "No!"

The reporter thinks her husband is affectionate and righteous. Unexpectedly, her husband said, "When I bought it for her, it was much more expensive than this ..."

2. How to cook fish

Dad bought a fish and planned to fry it. Mother objected: "Steamed fish is delicious."

Hearing this, the son interrupted and said, "You are so cruel! Fish will die without water. Let's make soup! "

Step 3 learn to wrestle

The daughter asked discontentedly, "Dad, why do other people's daughters learn dance and piano, but I want to learn wrestling from you, just like boys?" Will someone marry me when I grow up? "

Dad said calmly, "silly boy, it's so expensive to learn dance and piano!" " As long as you learn to wrestle with your father, you will crush whoever you like when you grow up. How nice! "

Step 4 save trouble

My son lives on campus and wants to buy a laptop. My mother asked, "Is your old computer not broken?". Why buy a new one? "

The son said, "It's too heavy to carry back and forth. If you have two, one in the dormitory and one at home, you will save a lot of things every time you go home. "

Mom smiled and said, "Then I'll buy another son and put it at home, so you can go to school without running back and forth. It's much more convenient."

5. I don't listen

Father and daughter are watching an ancient official drama. After watching it for a while, the son asked his father, "Why were women not allowed to be officials in ancient times?"

Dad thought for a moment and said, "Because every time the prisoner says,' My Lord, listen to me,' the female officer will say,' I don't listen, I don't listen.'" "