Phrases about men.

Men have four major helplessness: being with their wives is boring, finding a lady is too expensive, finding a lover is too tired, and it is best not to get married.

Fourth-class beauty: First-class beauty crosses the ocean, second-class beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai, third-class beauty Beijing Shanghai, and fourth-class beauty waits for the sea.

Four basic rules: drinking is basically dependent on delivery, smoking is basically dependent on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.

Four things can't be said: bull market quilt cover, honey soaking, stolen money, Viagra is invalid.

Men are afraid of illness, pregnancy, letters from the masses, and wife's suicide.

Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch flowers everywhere, and fourth-class men come home from work.

Men and four ghosts: go home from work at night as a pauper, be an alcoholic at 9 o'clock in the evening, be a goat at 12 o'clock and be a gambler at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.

Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

Now there are four kinds of soil: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests, and women wear bras.