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Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror: he is not a human being inside and out

The narcissus does not bloom: pretending to be garlic

A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he knows the suffering (or "says no to the suffering") "Out")

There is also a homophonic Xiehouyu, which adds homophonic elements to the previous one. For example:

Nephew lights a lantern: as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves: all loses (book)

Burning the flagpole: long charcoal (sigh, that is) Enjoy)

Shiteng Guandao: Wen (Wen) can’t do it, and Wu (Dancing) can’t do it either.

The following are some commonly used sayings:

A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering

A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason

The bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for what is cheap

The bachelor has the money: there is no turning back

The blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows

Two feet Monk: confused

Li Yilian: shameless

The muddy man opens the door: Live your own life

Stealing the chicken fails: losing the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses

Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost

< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear

Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble

Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful

Husband fanning: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful

One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance

Winter money cured duck: get a taste

Overnight fried ghost: no fire

Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised

Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp

Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff

Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out

White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.

Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music: take care of yourself

Guitar wireless (wet cotton): no play , that is, impeccable

African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are disgusting

The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (fishy) smell< /p>

The bow ruler: crossing the water

Alan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work

Taicm pork: everyone has a share

Jiandui at the end of the year: I have what I have

Lao Ju buried the end of the year: arithmetic

The Great Khan of Mongolia: Kublai Khan: was beaten until the butt blossomed (sudden = butt; fierce = (Cracked)

Swallow the gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (Jin = the money used to buy food; Song = food = food)

Put down the burden and chat: a postscript

Easy

Hanging a handful of grass from the horns of an ox: it’s easy to carry around

Fire-burning lamp grass: it burns as soon as it comes

Radish in the sand: it comes as soon as it comes

Bed Picking up money on your head: no need to bend down

Two children carrying a wild pheasant feather: it can’t be weighed down

A bald man becoming a monk: no formalities required

Selling Cutting meat into tofu: no problem

The hunchback bowing: it’s not difficult to get started

Lice on the monk’s head: easy to catch

Licorice in the drugstore: you can catch it as soon as you catch it To

Go with the flow: Effortless

Crane lifts chicken feathers: Effortless

Earthworms eat dirt: just open your mouth

Yamen money, The boat launched into the water: it came easily

The snot dripping into the mouth: follow the trend

The general pillar in the mill: you can always touch it

Slow down and waste< /p>

One hand can’t clap: it’s hard to sing alone

A flea can’t hold up a quilt: it’s hard to stand alone

One up and one up makes one: one only child

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Eating noodles with one chopstick: a picky eye

Buy eleven for one penny: worthless

A piece of wet firewood: it won’t burn even if you light it again< /p>

A bowl of rice cakes: how many can there be

A bowl of snails: not a single head

A basket of eggs rolling downhill: not a good one

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Bake porridge on the 30th night: not the way to celebrate the New Year

Three people and two beards: rare

The big-headed cat bows: the tiger bows

Fishing on the plane: not even close

The little stove maker’s furniture: junk metal

The mushroom on the mountain: a single root

The rain in June : There are a few times

Tianguan's clothes: Maburizi

The scholar driving the cattle: take your time

Couplet posted at the waterway entrance: The door is not high

The cow tramples on the muddy road: the more it tramples, the worse it gets

The lightning god has a runny nose: the bigger it is, the sloppier it is

The fishing net: full of holes

Out The question is handed in: early draft (bad)

Maggots in the winter melon: rotten in the belly

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p>No one listens to what he says, no one believes what he says: the polished commander

The old cow pulls the broken cart: slowly

The old wolf does business: there is no good product

Old woman drinks soy milk: good to suck (thin)

Slap with watermelon rind: not serious material

Have dinner and drive on the road: getting darker and darker as we walk

The beach Shangzhuwu: The foundation is too poor

Cold water for tea: take your time

Grenade without fuse: a piece of scrap metal

Things from a tofu shop : Vulnerable

Tofu on board: not a good product

Rubbing sesame oil on the butt: not worth the smell

Paper patching the crotch: the more it is patched, the worse it gets

The clay figurine cannot withstand the rain: its quality is too poor

Toilet board used as an ancestral sign: not a serious material

To sharpen a gun in the face of battle: not only unhappy but also unhappy

Serving water in a straw hat: scattered and dripping

Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn: a waste of effort

A boil on the tail of a mouse: bleeding (breathing) is not much

p>

Embroidery on linen: the foundation is too poor

Ma Liushu Jie Board: not a serious material

Earthworms turn into dragons: vertical transformation is not high

Tailor Handsome foot wrapping cloth: not serious material

Snail race: take your time

The calendar on the wall: less and less every day

Select melons in the basket : The more you choose, the worse

Lazy woman delivers the baby: Take your time

Ink-cooked Yuanxiao: pitch black

Chubby’s beard: not many

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Frost-beaten hemp leaves: wilted

Angry

Three nostrils: extra breath like yours

Reflection in June Wearing a leather jacket: getting angry inside and out

The bastard gets into a fire pit: holding his breath and causing a fire

Gunpowder hits a match: there is so much anger

Hit the jar: Holding your breath

Three of the four nostrils are rotten: leaving one to breathe out

Leavened flour: bulging with breath

The old duck wants to sing: The throat is not up to expectations

The mouse fell into the noodle vat: stared blankly

Bought a jar and hit it: forget about it

Zhang Fei threaded the needle: stared blankly Small eyes

Putting a drying cage on the shoulders: brain (annoyed)

Hold the chicken and wink: roll the eyes

Meng Liang throws the gourd: It's hot

The barber said angrily: Don't give up a few heads

The face is smeared with paste: tighten it

Squirt in front of the incense burner: Puff A gray nose

Borrowing rice to return chaff: bloating

Pig urine soaking does not hurt: there is some bloating

Cover the pot with a sieve: there are many holes for air leakage

The leaking whistle light: venting without making a sound

The fortune teller said angry words: How many lives should I give up

Broken paper lanterns: one eye after another There is fire inside

A blind man boils sugar: an old man gets angry

A toad sits on the foot of the bed: he feels angry

A toad sits on the steamer: he feels angry Flatulence

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth: Hate Monkey

Failure

One careless move: everything is lost

Thousands of years of Taoism: Ended by a stick

The wooden man threw himself into the river: unsinkable (succeeded)

Confucius's robe: full of books (lost)

Confucius's Luggage: Jin Shu (lose)

Mao Ba’s younger brother: Mao Jiu (risking to save)

Building a chimney with stones: will not succeed

Grandma is dead :Uncle Di (Unsuccessful)

The crenellations on the stage: Putrajaya (unsuccessful)

Bamboo blossoms: about to fail

In the scholar’s ??room: full of Books (lose)

Hold your head to chase away mice: Mouse scurry away

The possessions in the library: they are all books (lose)

A bear gets beaten: You messed up

Nephew wears a filial piety hat: dead uncle (lose)

Soap bubble: self-destructive

Pretty sister’s oily hair: combed (lose)

The train in Tangshan: coal dumping (bad luck)

The mouse gnaws the cat's nose: I hope to die before dawn

Yellow mud falls in the crotch: No Shit (death) is also shit (death)

The thief ran into the study: they were all books (lost)

The robbers fought lawsuits: they lost every time

A robber enters the school: all he encounters are books (lose)

Lame on the battlefield: life or death

Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore: book package (lose)

Mantis blocks the car and shows dominance: no good end

It can't be opened

Punching at the corner of the door: the pocket cannot be opened

The big horse is tied to the door frame: there is nowhere to use the power

The big man fell into the well : Powerful and nowhere to be used

Large flower basket carrying water: Powerful to carry water:

There is a boat on the shore: unable to hold up

Buffalo eats live crabs: Powerful Nowhere to go down

Writing with left hand: extremely awkward

Buffalo chasing rabbit: unable to use strength

Poleting in the gutter: unable to move

< p>An umbrella without a frame: it cannot hold up

Flying a kite under the bed - no matter how high it is, it is limited

Practice martial arts under the bed: it cannot be used

Chicken coop Boxing in the house: small stance

Bathing in the chamber pot: unable to open

Flying a kite in the woods: entangled

Kite in the house: unable to fly high< /p>

Put your legs in the same trouser leg: you can’t kick them open

Monkey boxing: a small stance

Using a hammer in a pot: you can’t use force

< p>Tadpole turns into a toad: the tail needs to be taken off

The arrow is on the string: it has to be fired

The lame duck crosses the river: single stroke

Rolling meat with a rolling pin: not bones

Hung a pounded ox on the wall: no plowing

Looking in front of the mirror: you are you

Crabs eating sorghum: follow the stalks Climbing up

Crabs entering the mountain gate: clamping the gods

Mu Guiying enters the battle: a member of the female generals

Putting a pole on the forehead: carrying the head

Seek truth from facts

Do somersaults in the clouds for a long time: you will eventually land

Flying a kite under the bed: it cannot fly high

Rising a tower under the bed: the height is limited

< p>The crosshair on the scale beam: you can tell the difference

Mazi came to the stage to speak: the public opinion

Five pieces of jacket: ten pieces (practice)

What disease What to prescribe: Prescribe the right medicine

Guan Knife Shop: Genuine goods at a reasonable price

Cheng Yaojin’s ax: Just these two times

Tofu fell into the ashes: Can’t be washed Clean

Leading a monkey to do somersaults: testing skills on the spot

Punching under the table: whether you are a master or not

The tailor's ruler: tailoring to measure

< p>Don't distinguish between right and wrong

Seeing a beard means grandpa: you can't tell the truth from the false

The public is right when the public is right, and the mother-in-law is right when the mother-in-law is right: it's hard to tell

Mixed with milk Ink: Confusing black and white

Fighting on the stage: I don’t know what is true and what is false

Two mutes quarreling: I don’t know who is right and who is wrong

Fish in the river: it is difficult to distinguish between big and small

Eggplant and courgette: indiscriminate

Dog eats pig shit: no distinction between good and bad

Buying a cow from another mountain: no distinction between right and wrong

A blind man reads a book: Unknown point of view

Loss

Kill a fly with one shot: not enough gunpowder money

Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms: a mistake

Use the toilet to eat Melon seeds: less in, more out

Burning a fur coat for a louse: not worth it

Drying soybeans on the tiles: 9 out of 10 chances of success

Turtle eats barley : Waste of food

Soochow recruits a bride: You only suffer once

Rou Baozi beats the dog: there is no return

Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon: because A small loss makes a big loss

The price of turning tofu into meat: it cannot be transformed

Taking the lime road: a trip in vain

The mud cow entering the sea: there is no return

Saute leeks and add green onions: no use

Zhou Lang’s clever plan to calm the world: lose his wife and lose the army

River gizzards at the risk of one’s life: not worth it

Dig out the flesh to mend the sore: it won't heal

Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey: half of it is left

Mouse got into the book box: eat (eclipse) the book

If you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice: you will not be able to turn it back

Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire: do the wrong thing

The monkey pulls the grain: pull one and throw the other

Monkey sees Orchard: The more you look, the less you see

A blind man lighting a lantern: a waste of wax

Breaking pots to make tiles: uneconomical

Mouse holes - not enough to fill them

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Covet

Eat twelve buns in one mouthful - what a huge appetite

Swallow it in one mouthful

Three steamed buns: too greedy to eat

Pancakes pulled by a cart: too many stalls

Little bald man takes off his hat: Tou Ming (picture title)

< p>The child cries: I want an integer

I want it even after I see the shroud: a greedy ghost

I want to be an official when I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it: I am greedy

< p>Have one blessing and think of two blessings, have meat and feel disgusted with tofu: insatiable

A miser picks up money every day but still finds it too little: dissatisfied

Sitting in a chair and calling around: enjoying blessings

The doctor opens a coffin shop: he wants money to die

Jumping into a well holding a gold ingot: giving up his life rather than his wealth

The pancake seller talks in his sleep: there are too many stalls (greedy)

A dog eats cow dung: there are many pictures

A greedy ghost goes to a banquet: he is not full

A resistant monkey climbs a cherry tree: A rough man eats fine food

The dung beetle enters the badger's den: burrows through the door

Sharpens the head: burrows in

The hungry man eats a few melon seeds: it's too satisfying

< p>Looking at the Yellow River as a thread: what a big heart

Eyes on the forehead: so high

A cat rests on a fish head: if it doesn’t eat, it smashes it twice

Dreaming about being an emperor: having a big heart

To be in Longwangshu: greedy

A greedy man snatching raw meat: greedy than he can chew

Sleeping in a coffin and reaching out: dying for money

Special, outstanding

A bald man in the crowd: his head is conspicuous

Wearing a vest on top of a mandarin jacket: a separate set

The olive that stands out: rots first

The crane stands among the chickens: stands out

The elephant among the sheep: stands out

An elephant among the rabbits: Behemoth

Bright sky star: conspicuous

Tattered gloves: the tip is exposed

The table cover is the back of the cow: the horn is exposed

The head is long Toujiao: Outlier than others

A blind man smokes: touching a lamp (modern)

Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden: dazzled

Critical and causes trouble

一 Eating lotus root with only chopsticks: being picky

Jumping up the wall: jumping high

Fan in June: loving the wind

Six fingers scratching the head: The sight is full of forks

Pervasive: Specialized in exploiting loopholes

Carpenter's saw: Lots of sharp points

Trains meeting: about to derail (ghost)

< p>Walking from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple: Ghosts appear in Hengshun City

Crazy monkey: jumping up and down

Celebrating the immortality of the father: Lu's disaster is not over

< p>Rice sieve blocking the door: too many eyes

Using a knife to kill a chicken: making a fuss out of a molehill

No rules: no rules

Looking for bones in the tofu: deliberately picky< /p>

Punch a chicken in the eye: drill into an egg

Kill a chicken with a bull's-eye: make a fuss out of a molehill

Fault in an egg: look for faults

The trumpeter rushes to the scene: To seek trouble

Singing in a cemetery: haunted

Playing in the belly: full of strange ideas

Rosin plaster: looking for trouble

< p>Tree a flag in the toilet tank: the maggots also want to rebel

A dog bites a thunder god: causing disaster

A rotten bag filter tofu: full of scum

To ask a rooster to lay eggs: deliberately making things difficult

Shit beetles move: do not keep their dung (divided)

Eyebrow needles: sting the eyes

You need a good companion when picking up snails: Don't muddy the water

The flute in the troupe: too narrow-minded

A fan shakes: wind (deliberately looking for trouble)

thorns on the side of the eyes: piercing the eyes

Wild bees flying into fishing nets: looking for loopholes to exploit

Wild cats entering the house: coming for anything

Take off your pants and fart: unnecessary

There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree: it is the hardest

Putting a stick in the coffin: stirring someone to death

Putting a spoon on the throat: taking out the (naughty) air

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Newly picked chestnut balls: many thorns

Swallow's mouth grabbing mud: finding something out of nothing

The wind in the cracks in the wall: drilling everywhere

Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot: jump to death

Split the meat on the egret's legs: find something out of nothing

Mercury sprinkled on the floor: pervasive

Qian Chuanzi's head: Dig in when you see a hole

The King of Hell eats glutinous rice cake: it is made by ghosts

Zhu Bajie was defeated: he beat him with a rake

fallen

The shrimp in the frying pan: I want to jump a few more times

Pain

A bucket of boiling water scalding the dog: all over the body is covered in bruises

Eight Ten years old and childless: I can’t tell you how hard it is to grow old

Tu Xing’er: A child with a bitter core

A cow steps on a turtle egg: it hurts in my heart

Burning eyebrows: pain in front of your eyes

The tortoise lays eggs: the result of suffering

The stonemason's steel drill: a beating

The old monk's wooden fish: a product born to be beaten

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The rag on the stove: I have tasted all the sour, sweet, bitter and spicy

Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness becomes more bitter

Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness comes together

The tea is too strong: the taste is bitter

The eyebrows are hung with gall: the pain is in front of the eyes

The mute is beaten: the pain is unspeakable

The mute eats Coptis chinensis: the pain is in the heart< /p>

Cucumber butt: bitter

Bamboo shoots soaked in coptis water: extremely bitter

Bitter melons grown on coptis trees: bunches of bitter

Coptis chinensis monk: Ku master

Cottis chinensis longevity star: Ku old man

Cottis chinensis engraved doll: Ku child

Cottis gall hanging on the tree: bitterness adds to bitterness< /p>

The oil tip made of sandalwood: get beaten

Opportunism

The wind blows the grass on the wall: both sides fall

The old man punting the boat: watch the wind Using the rudder

Standing on the dry land and chatting: speaking dry (treacherous) words

The fox pretends to be a cat and meows: wants to steal the chicken (speculation)

Mr. Nan Guo plays the yu : To make up the numbers

Shrimp fishing for carp: Take the small to get the big one

The weasel got into the chicken coop: He wanted to steal the chicken (speculation)

Monkey: See the circle Just jump

The thermometer on the wall: good at reading the weather

The fight between the snipe and the clam: the fisherman benefits

The lame butt: crooked ways

< p>Unite as one

Three Stooges: Better than Zhuge Liang

Thousands of people in the same boat: ***One life

Men in the same saddle: Let’s go The direction is one direction

The Yang family will go into battle: the whole family mounts their horses

Candles poured with oil: a heart

Willow sticks threaded through fish: connected in series

< p>Ants drag locusts: work together

Ants lift locusts: everyone comes

Pockmarked yawn: full mobilization

Good on the outside and bad on the inside

Putting lotus flowers on the toilet: the picture looks good on the outside

June’s buns: brilliant on the outside and smelly on the inside

Putting a swollen face to pretend to be fat: strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Red paint Toilet: smooth leather

Lantern covered with floral handkerchief: beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside

Paper tiger: strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Embroidered pillow: a bag of chaff

Cake made from fine chaff: good-looking but not delicious

The lampstand in the kitchen: good-looking on the outside but dark on the inside

New quilt covered chicken coop: good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside

< p>Painting big cakes on the wall: whether you like it or not.

For laymen

Planting yu heads in December: for laymen

Planting yu heads on the field ridges: for laymen

Don’t grab cash: not an expert

Monks visiting the church: all laymen

Those who shave their heads and pick their ears: laymen

Finished

Two, five, three: leave no one behind

A snake eats a stick: it straightens its neck

A snake eats a pole: it straightens its eyes

Fire lamp grass : No rescuer

Half-body lying in the coffin: waiting to die

Oriental wolf meets seal child: almost finished

Stone disease: hopeless

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Tiger entering the gate: a dead end

Mouse digging into the horns: the end of the road

Swine fever: the end of the road

The doctor waved his hand: It’s out of control

A fish in a dry land encounters dry weather: it can’t survive

A deflated ball: it can’t jump up

The oil is dry and the grass is gone: finished< /p>

Opening a shop in the toilet: not far from feces (death)

Master Rabbit takes a bath: a puddle of mud

The tree falls and the monkeys scatter: complete collapse

Set a fire in the toilet: burn feces (death)

Soap bubbles will burst when blown by the wind

The wasp after autumn: it will not last long

Grasshoppers after autumn: they can’t jump for a few days

The wind is steady: they can’t shake

Mouse digs into the horns of an ox:

We have reached the end

A duck eats snails: its eyes are upwards

The cucumber awning has taken out bamboo: it has collapsed

The cucumber awning has collapsed< /p>

The cucumber fell into the dung heap: it is either excrement (death) or excrement (death)

The weasel drills into the stove fire: its hair is dry and its claws are clean

Snow Bodhisattva bakes in the fire: dissolves Lost

The crab with a broken leg: can no longer run wild

The grasshopper after the frost: can’t jump for a few days

It’s a waste of effort

< p>Big-headed maggot grinding: in vain

Finding a needle in a haystack: in vain

Building a bridge with water tofu: in vain

Playing the piano to a cow: in vain

< p>Light grass weaving ropes and rotten boards to build bridges: a waste of effort

Lamp grass weaving: a waste of effort

Chicken eating clams: a waste of effort

Stomachache complaining to the Kitchen God : empty monster

Carrying sand to fill the sea: a waste of effort

A monk putting beans on his head: a waste of effort

Yawning before death: a waste of effort

< p>Carrying snow to fill the well: a waste of effort

Searching for the moon from the bottom of the sea: in vain

Pouring a basketful of soybeans without entering the ear tube: A waste of effort

The sparrow shakes the maple Tree - a waste of effort

A weasel dragging a pig: a waste of effort

Teaching a Bodhisattva how to read: a waste of effort

It's a waste of effort to scratch an itch: a waste of effort

Frying stones in a pot: no oil or salt

Bang a gong to catch sparrows: a waste of effort

No oil on the wax table: a waste of effort

A blind man looks at a diorama: Wasted effort

Singing in an opera with a mortar: thankless effort

Delusion

Swallowing a star in one bite: thinking too hard

Airplane Climb the cannon: fantasy

Pluck the clouds from the sky: imagination

Lu Sheng enjoys the glory: sweet dreams of yellow beams

Dreaming during the day: random thoughts

Daydreaming: Wishful thinking

Ride a dead horse when it is alive: That is a delusion

Use a bamboo pole as a pillow: fantasy

Bamboo pole knocking on the bamboo tube: empty sound (thinking) )

Loach jumping over the dragon's gate: wishful thinking

Putting a jar under the pillow: fantasy

Chun Yufen enjoying wealth in the big locust tree: A dream in Nanke

Zhu Bajie dreaming Marriage: Think well

Dream about eating candy: Think sweet