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Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror: he is not a human being inside and out
The narcissus does not bloom: pretending to be garlic
A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he knows the suffering (or "says no to the suffering") "Out")
There is also a homophonic Xiehouyu, which adds homophonic elements to the previous one. For example:
Nephew lights a lantern: as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves: all loses (book)
Burning the flagpole: long charcoal (sigh, that is) Enjoy)
Shiteng Guandao: Wen (Wen) can’t do it, and Wu (Dancing) can’t do it either.
The following are some commonly used sayings:
A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering
A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason
The bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for what is cheap
The bachelor has the money: there is no turning back
The blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows
Two feet Monk: confused
Li Yilian: shameless
The muddy man opens the door: Live your own life
Stealing the chicken fails: losing the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses
Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)
The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost
< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear
Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble
Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful
Husband fanning: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful
One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance
Winter money cured duck: get a taste
Overnight fried ghost: no fire
Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised
Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp
Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff
Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out
White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.
Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music: take care of yourself
Guitar wireless (wet cotton): no play , that is, impeccable
African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are disgusting
The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (fishy) smell< /p>
The bow ruler: crossing the water
Alan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work
Taicm pork: everyone has a share
Jiandui at the end of the year: I have what I have
Lao Ju buried the end of the year: arithmetic
The Great Khan of Mongolia: Kublai Khan: was beaten until the butt blossomed (sudden = butt; fierce = (Cracked)
Swallow the gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (Jin = the money used to buy food; Song = food = food)
Put down the burden and chat: a postscript
Easy
Hanging a handful of grass from the horns of an ox: it’s easy to carry around
Fire-burning lamp grass: it burns as soon as it comes
Radish in the sand: it comes as soon as it comes
Bed Picking up money on your head: no need to bend down
Two children carrying a wild pheasant feather: it can’t be weighed down
A bald man becoming a monk: no formalities required
Selling Cutting meat into tofu: no problem
The hunchback bowing: it’s not difficult to get started
Lice on the monk’s head: easy to catch
Licorice in the drugstore: you can catch it as soon as you catch it To
Go with the flow: Effortless
Crane lifts chicken feathers: Effortless
Earthworms eat dirt: just open your mouth
Yamen money, The boat launched into the water: it came easily
The snot dripping into the mouth: follow the trend
The general pillar in the mill: you can always touch it
Slow down and waste< /p>
One hand can’t clap: it’s hard to sing alone
A flea can’t hold up a quilt: it’s hard to stand alone
One up and one up makes one: one only child
p>
Eating noodles with one chopstick: a picky eye
Buy eleven for one penny: worthless
A piece of wet firewood: it won’t burn even if you light it again< /p>
A bowl of rice cakes: how many can there be
A bowl of snails: not a single head
A basket of eggs rolling downhill: not a good one
p>
Bake porridge on the 30th night: not the way to celebrate the New Year
Three people and two beards: rare
The big-headed cat bows: the tiger bows
Fishing on the plane: not even close
The little stove maker’s furniture: junk metal
The mushroom on the mountain: a single root
The rain in June : There are a few times
Tianguan's clothes: Maburizi
The scholar driving the cattle: take your time
Couplet posted at the waterway entrance: The door is not high
The cow tramples on the muddy road: the more it tramples, the worse it gets
The lightning god has a runny nose: the bigger it is, the sloppier it is
The fishing net: full of holes
Out The question is handed in: early draft (bad)
Maggots in the winter melon: rotten in the belly
<p>No one listens to what he says, no one believes what he says: the polished commander
The old cow pulls the broken cart: slowly
The old wolf does business: there is no good product
Old woman drinks soy milk: good to suck (thin)
Slap with watermelon rind: not serious material
Have dinner and drive on the road: getting darker and darker as we walk
The beach Shangzhuwu: The foundation is too poor
Cold water for tea: take your time
Grenade without fuse: a piece of scrap metal
Things from a tofu shop : Vulnerable
Tofu on board: not a good product
Rubbing sesame oil on the butt: not worth the smell
Paper patching the crotch: the more it is patched, the worse it gets
The clay figurine cannot withstand the rain: its quality is too poor
Toilet board used as an ancestral sign: not a serious material
To sharpen a gun in the face of battle: not only unhappy but also unhappy
Serving water in a straw hat: scattered and dripping
Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn: a waste of effort
A boil on the tail of a mouse: bleeding (breathing) is not much
p>
Embroidery on linen: the foundation is too poor
Ma Liushu Jie Board: not a serious material
Earthworms turn into dragons: vertical transformation is not high
Tailor Handsome foot wrapping cloth: not serious material
Snail race: take your time
The calendar on the wall: less and less every day
Select melons in the basket : The more you choose, the worse
Lazy woman delivers the baby: Take your time
Ink-cooked Yuanxiao: pitch black
Chubby’s beard: not many
p>
Frost-beaten hemp leaves: wilted
Angry
Three nostrils: extra breath like yours
Reflection in June Wearing a leather jacket: getting angry inside and out
The bastard gets into a fire pit: holding his breath and causing a fire
Gunpowder hits a match: there is so much anger
Hit the jar: Holding your breath
Three of the four nostrils are rotten: leaving one to breathe out
Leavened flour: bulging with breath
The old duck wants to sing: The throat is not up to expectations
The mouse fell into the noodle vat: stared blankly
Bought a jar and hit it: forget about it
Zhang Fei threaded the needle: stared blankly Small eyes
Putting a drying cage on the shoulders: brain (annoyed)
Hold the chicken and wink: roll the eyes
Meng Liang throws the gourd: It's hot
The barber said angrily: Don't give up a few heads
The face is smeared with paste: tighten it
Squirt in front of the incense burner: Puff A gray nose
Borrowing rice to return chaff: bloating
Pig urine soaking does not hurt: there is some bloating
Cover the pot with a sieve: there are many holes for air leakage
The leaking whistle light: venting without making a sound
The fortune teller said angry words: How many lives should I give up
Broken paper lanterns: one eye after another There is fire inside
A blind man boils sugar: an old man gets angry
A toad sits on the foot of the bed: he feels angry
A toad sits on the steamer: he feels angry Flatulence
Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth: Hate Monkey
Failure
One careless move: everything is lost
Thousands of years of Taoism: Ended by a stick
The wooden man threw himself into the river: unsinkable (succeeded)
Confucius's robe: full of books (lost)
Confucius's Luggage: Jin Shu (lose)
Mao Ba’s younger brother: Mao Jiu (risking to save)
Building a chimney with stones: will not succeed
Grandma is dead :Uncle Di (Unsuccessful)
The crenellations on the stage: Putrajaya (unsuccessful)
Bamboo blossoms: about to fail
In the scholar’s ??room: full of Books (lose)
Hold your head to chase away mice: Mouse scurry away
The possessions in the library: they are all books (lose)
A bear gets beaten: You messed up
Nephew wears a filial piety hat: dead uncle (lose)
Soap bubble: self-destructive
Pretty sister’s oily hair: combed (lose)
The train in Tangshan: coal dumping (bad luck)
The mouse gnaws the cat's nose: I hope to die before dawn
Yellow mud falls in the crotch: No Shit (death) is also shit (death)
The thief ran into the study: they were all books (lost)
The robbers fought lawsuits: they lost every time
A robber enters the school: all he encounters are books (lose)
Lame on the battlefield: life or death
Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore: book package (lose)
Mantis blocks the car and shows dominance: no good end
It can't be opened
Punching at the corner of the door: the pocket cannot be opened
The big horse is tied to the door frame: there is nowhere to use the power
The big man fell into the well : Powerful and nowhere to be used
Large flower basket carrying water: Powerful to carry water:
There is a boat on the shore: unable to hold up
Buffalo eats live crabs: Powerful Nowhere to go down
Writing with left hand: extremely awkward
Buffalo chasing rabbit: unable to use strength
Poleting in the gutter: unable to move
< p>An umbrella without a frame: it cannot hold upFlying a kite under the bed - no matter how high it is, it is limited
Practice martial arts under the bed: it cannot be used
Chicken coop Boxing in the house: small stance
Bathing in the chamber pot: unable to open
Flying a kite in the woods: entangled
Kite in the house: unable to fly high< /p>
Put your legs in the same trouser leg: you can’t kick them open
Monkey boxing: a small stance
Using a hammer in a pot: you can’t use force
< p>Tadpole turns into a toad: the tail needs to be taken offThe arrow is on the string: it has to be fired
The lame duck crosses the river: single stroke
Rolling meat with a rolling pin: not bones
Hung a pounded ox on the wall: no plowing
Looking in front of the mirror: you are you
Crabs eating sorghum: follow the stalks Climbing up
Crabs entering the mountain gate: clamping the gods
Mu Guiying enters the battle: a member of the female generals
Putting a pole on the forehead: carrying the head
Seek truth from facts
Do somersaults in the clouds for a long time: you will eventually land
Flying a kite under the bed: it cannot fly high
Rising a tower under the bed: the height is limited
< p>The crosshair on the scale beam: you can tell the differenceMazi came to the stage to speak: the public opinion
Five pieces of jacket: ten pieces (practice)
What disease What to prescribe: Prescribe the right medicine
Guan Knife Shop: Genuine goods at a reasonable price
Cheng Yaojin’s ax: Just these two times
Tofu fell into the ashes: Can’t be washed Clean
Leading a monkey to do somersaults: testing skills on the spot
Punching under the table: whether you are a master or not
The tailor's ruler: tailoring to measure
< p>Don't distinguish between right and wrongSeeing a beard means grandpa: you can't tell the truth from the false
The public is right when the public is right, and the mother-in-law is right when the mother-in-law is right: it's hard to tell
Mixed with milk Ink: Confusing black and white
Fighting on the stage: I don’t know what is true and what is false
Two mutes quarreling: I don’t know who is right and who is wrong
Fish in the river: it is difficult to distinguish between big and small
Eggplant and courgette: indiscriminate
Dog eats pig shit: no distinction between good and bad
Buying a cow from another mountain: no distinction between right and wrong
A blind man reads a book: Unknown point of view
Loss
Kill a fly with one shot: not enough gunpowder money
Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms: a mistake
Use the toilet to eat Melon seeds: less in, more out
Burning a fur coat for a louse: not worth it
Drying soybeans on the tiles: 9 out of 10 chances of success
Turtle eats barley : Waste of food
Soochow recruits a bride: You only suffer once
Rou Baozi beats the dog: there is no return
Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon: because A small loss makes a big loss
The price of turning tofu into meat: it cannot be transformed
Taking the lime road: a trip in vain
The mud cow entering the sea: there is no return
Saute leeks and add green onions: no use
Zhou Lang’s clever plan to calm the world: lose his wife and lose the army
River gizzards at the risk of one’s life: not worth it
Dig out the flesh to mend the sore: it won't heal
Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey: half of it is left
Mouse got into the book box: eat (eclipse) the book
If you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice: you will not be able to turn it back
Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire: do the wrong thing
The monkey pulls the grain: pull one and throw the other
Monkey sees Orchard: The more you look, the less you see
A blind man lighting a lantern: a waste of wax
Breaking pots to make tiles: uneconomical
Mouse holes - not enough to fill them
p>
Covet
Eat twelve buns in one mouthful - what a huge appetite
Swallow it in one mouthful
Three steamed buns: too greedy to eat
Pancakes pulled by a cart: too many stalls
Little bald man takes off his hat: Tou Ming (picture title)
< p>The child cries: I want an integerI want it even after I see the shroud: a greedy ghost
I want to be an official when I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it: I am greedy
< p>Have one blessing and think of two blessings, have meat and feel disgusted with tofu: insatiableA miser picks up money every day but still finds it too little: dissatisfied
Sitting in a chair and calling around: enjoying blessings
The doctor opens a coffin shop: he wants money to die
Jumping into a well holding a gold ingot: giving up his life rather than his wealth
The pancake seller talks in his sleep: there are too many stalls (greedy)
A dog eats cow dung: there are many pictures
A greedy ghost goes to a banquet: he is not full
A resistant monkey climbs a cherry tree: A rough man eats fine food
The dung beetle enters the badger's den: burrows through the door
Sharpens the head: burrows in
The hungry man eats a few melon seeds: it's too satisfying
< p>Looking at the Yellow River as a thread: what a big heartEyes on the forehead: so high
A cat rests on a fish head: if it doesn’t eat, it smashes it twice
Dreaming about being an emperor: having a big heart
To be in Longwangshu: greedy
A greedy man snatching raw meat: greedy than he can chew
Sleeping in a coffin and reaching out: dying for money
Special, outstanding
A bald man in the crowd: his head is conspicuous
Wearing a vest on top of a mandarin jacket: a separate set
The olive that stands out: rots first
The crane stands among the chickens: stands out
The elephant among the sheep: stands out
An elephant among the rabbits: Behemoth
Bright sky star: conspicuous
Tattered gloves: the tip is exposed
The table cover is the back of the cow: the horn is exposed
The head is long Toujiao: Outlier than others
A blind man smokes: touching a lamp (modern)
Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden: dazzled
Critical and causes trouble
一 Eating lotus root with only chopsticks: being picky
Jumping up the wall: jumping high
Fan in June: loving the wind
Six fingers scratching the head: The sight is full of forks
Pervasive: Specialized in exploiting loopholes
Carpenter's saw: Lots of sharp points
Trains meeting: about to derail (ghost)
< p>Walking from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple: Ghosts appear in Hengshun CityCrazy monkey: jumping up and down
Celebrating the immortality of the father: Lu's disaster is not over
< p>Rice sieve blocking the door: too many eyesUsing a knife to kill a chicken: making a fuss out of a molehill
No rules: no rules
Looking for bones in the tofu: deliberately picky< /p>
Punch a chicken in the eye: drill into an egg
Kill a chicken with a bull's-eye: make a fuss out of a molehill
Fault in an egg: look for faults
The trumpeter rushes to the scene: To seek trouble
Singing in a cemetery: haunted
Playing in the belly: full of strange ideas
Rosin plaster: looking for trouble
< p>Tree a flag in the toilet tank: the maggots also want to rebelA dog bites a thunder god: causing disaster
A rotten bag filter tofu: full of scum
To ask a rooster to lay eggs: deliberately making things difficult
Shit beetles move: do not keep their dung (divided)
Eyebrow needles: sting the eyes
You need a good companion when picking up snails: Don't muddy the water
The flute in the troupe: too narrow-minded
A fan shakes: wind (deliberately looking for trouble)
thorns on the side of the eyes: piercing the eyes
Wild bees flying into fishing nets: looking for loopholes to exploit
Wild cats entering the house: coming for anything
Take off your pants and fart: unnecessary
There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree: it is the hardest
Putting a stick in the coffin: stirring someone to death
Putting a spoon on the throat: taking out the (naughty) air
p>
Newly picked chestnut balls: many thorns
Swallow's mouth grabbing mud: finding something out of nothing
The wind in the cracks in the wall: drilling everywhere
Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot: jump to death
Split the meat on the egret's legs: find something out of nothing
Mercury sprinkled on the floor: pervasive
Qian Chuanzi's head: Dig in when you see a hole
The King of Hell eats glutinous rice cake: it is made by ghosts
Zhu Bajie was defeated: he beat him with a rake
fallen
The shrimp in the frying pan: I want to jump a few more times
Pain
A bucket of boiling water scalding the dog: all over the body is covered in bruises
Eight Ten years old and childless: I can’t tell you how hard it is to grow old
Tu Xing’er: A child with a bitter core
A cow steps on a turtle egg: it hurts in my heart
Burning eyebrows: pain in front of your eyes
The tortoise lays eggs: the result of suffering
The stonemason's steel drill: a beating
The old monk's wooden fish: a product born to be beaten
p>
The rag on the stove: I have tasted all the sour, sweet, bitter and spicy
Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness becomes more bitter
Bitter melon mixed with coptis: the bitterness comes together
The tea is too strong: the taste is bitter
The eyebrows are hung with gall: the pain is in front of the eyes
The mute is beaten: the pain is unspeakable
The mute eats Coptis chinensis: the pain is in the heart< /p>
Cucumber butt: bitter
Bamboo shoots soaked in coptis water: extremely bitter
Bitter melons grown on coptis trees: bunches of bitter
Coptis chinensis monk: Ku master
Cottis chinensis longevity star: Ku old man
Cottis chinensis engraved doll: Ku child
Cottis gall hanging on the tree: bitterness adds to bitterness< /p>
The oil tip made of sandalwood: get beaten
Opportunism
The wind blows the grass on the wall: both sides fall
The old man punting the boat: watch the wind Using the rudder
Standing on the dry land and chatting: speaking dry (treacherous) words
The fox pretends to be a cat and meows: wants to steal the chicken (speculation)
Mr. Nan Guo plays the yu : To make up the numbers
Shrimp fishing for carp: Take the small to get the big one
The weasel got into the chicken coop: He wanted to steal the chicken (speculation)
Monkey: See the circle Just jump
The thermometer on the wall: good at reading the weather
The fight between the snipe and the clam: the fisherman benefits
The lame butt: crooked ways
< p>Unite as oneThree Stooges: Better than Zhuge Liang
Thousands of people in the same boat: ***One life
Men in the same saddle: Let’s go The direction is one direction
The Yang family will go into battle: the whole family mounts their horses
Candles poured with oil: a heart
Willow sticks threaded through fish: connected in series
< p>Ants drag locusts: work togetherAnts lift locusts: everyone comes
Pockmarked yawn: full mobilization
Good on the outside and bad on the inside
Putting lotus flowers on the toilet: the picture looks good on the outside
June’s buns: brilliant on the outside and smelly on the inside
Putting a swollen face to pretend to be fat: strong on the outside but dry on the inside
Red paint Toilet: smooth leather
Lantern covered with floral handkerchief: beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside
Paper tiger: strong on the outside but dry on the inside
Embroidered pillow: a bag of chaff
Cake made from fine chaff: good-looking but not delicious
The lampstand in the kitchen: good-looking on the outside but dark on the inside
New quilt covered chicken coop: good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside
< p>Painting big cakes on the wall: whether you like it or not.For laymen
Planting yu heads in December: for laymen
Planting yu heads on the field ridges: for laymen
Don’t grab cash: not an expert
Monks visiting the church: all laymen
Those who shave their heads and pick their ears: laymen
Finished
Two, five, three: leave no one behind
A snake eats a stick: it straightens its neck
A snake eats a pole: it straightens its eyes
Fire lamp grass : No rescuer
Half-body lying in the coffin: waiting to die
Oriental wolf meets seal child: almost finished
Stone disease: hopeless
p>Tiger entering the gate: a dead end
Mouse digging into the horns: the end of the road
Swine fever: the end of the road
The doctor waved his hand: It’s out of control
A fish in a dry land encounters dry weather: it can’t survive
A deflated ball: it can’t jump up
The oil is dry and the grass is gone: finished< /p>
Opening a shop in the toilet: not far from feces (death)
Master Rabbit takes a bath: a puddle of mud
The tree falls and the monkeys scatter: complete collapse
Set a fire in the toilet: burn feces (death)
Soap bubbles will burst when blown by the wind
The wasp after autumn: it will not last long
Grasshoppers after autumn: they can’t jump for a few days
The wind is steady: they can’t shake
Mouse digs into the horns of an ox:
We have reached the end
A duck eats snails: its eyes are upwards
The cucumber awning has taken out bamboo: it has collapsed
The cucumber awning has collapsed< /p>
The cucumber fell into the dung heap: it is either excrement (death) or excrement (death)
The weasel drills into the stove fire: its hair is dry and its claws are clean
Snow Bodhisattva bakes in the fire: dissolves Lost
The crab with a broken leg: can no longer run wild
The grasshopper after the frost: can’t jump for a few days
It’s a waste of effort
< p>Big-headed maggot grinding: in vainFinding a needle in a haystack: in vain
Building a bridge with water tofu: in vain
Playing the piano to a cow: in vain
< p>Light grass weaving ropes and rotten boards to build bridges: a waste of effortLamp grass weaving: a waste of effort
Chicken eating clams: a waste of effort
Stomachache complaining to the Kitchen God : empty monster
Carrying sand to fill the sea: a waste of effort
A monk putting beans on his head: a waste of effort
Yawning before death: a waste of effort
< p>Carrying snow to fill the well: a waste of effortSearching for the moon from the bottom of the sea: in vain
Pouring a basketful of soybeans without entering the ear tube: A waste of effort
The sparrow shakes the maple Tree - a waste of effort
A weasel dragging a pig: a waste of effort
Teaching a Bodhisattva how to read: a waste of effort
It's a waste of effort to scratch an itch: a waste of effort
Frying stones in a pot: no oil or salt
Bang a gong to catch sparrows: a waste of effort
No oil on the wax table: a waste of effort
A blind man looks at a diorama: Wasted effort
Singing in an opera with a mortar: thankless effort
Delusion
Swallowing a star in one bite: thinking too hard
Airplane Climb the cannon: fantasy
Pluck the clouds from the sky: imagination
Lu Sheng enjoys the glory: sweet dreams of yellow beams
Dreaming during the day: random thoughts
Daydreaming: Wishful thinking
Ride a dead horse when it is alive: That is a delusion
Use a bamboo pole as a pillow: fantasy
Bamboo pole knocking on the bamboo tube: empty sound (thinking) )
Loach jumping over the dragon's gate: wishful thinking
Putting a jar under the pillow: fantasy
Chun Yufen enjoying wealth in the big locust tree: A dream in Nanke
Zhu Bajie dreaming Marriage: Think well
Dream about eating candy: Think sweet
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