Recommend a few jokes to make your wife happy ~ ~ ~

Afu, a sailor who has been drifting at sea for more than two years, finally returned to his hometown. However, when he got home, he found another baby! Ah Fu excitedly asked his wife, "Who did this? Is it A Dai next door? " "No." The wife replied, "Is it my friend Agua?" "No." "It must be Xiao Wang, my bloody fair-weather brother!" "How annoying!" The wife cried and said, "Don't I have any friends of my own?"

Classic joke: Fool's son-in-law Three sons-in-law celebrate the birthday of Lord Taishan, and everyone should write a poem to show their respect. The eldest son-in-law saw the pear trees in the yard blooming brightly. When the bees were flying, a strong wind suddenly blew, and the bees flew without a trace, so he wrote a poem: "The pear tree is beautiful, causing thousands of bees, and a strong wind blew them away." The second son-in-law looked at his father-in-law's grain store made of wheat straw, which was big and round, and wrote a poem saying, "My father-in-law's store is so beautiful that thousands of mice and a flower cat are scattered." The third son-in-law looked at her busy mother-in-law and had a brainwave. She wrote a poem: "My mother-in-law is very good-looking, causing thousands of clients, and my father-in-law killed her with a stick."