Last year's jokes are all reflected this year.

1. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand forever, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half is peaceful in the dust, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in the sun. Very silent and proud, never relying on and never looking for!

2. strike up a conversation should also pay attention to technology, and find the right person at the right time and place, for example, I am online at the moment.

I think when I love you, I am too low in the dust, but I don't bloom. Later, there was more and more dust, and finally we were buried alive. It turns out that love really can't be too humble. There can be no dust without nutrients.

I feel unhappy because I am not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

5, 5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her.

Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. "

Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

Dad: "Hey!"

Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..."

6. relax, I'm not a good person ...

7. You said ... you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... well, to be honest, I actually like myself.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.