Jokes in Guangzhou Dialect and Chaozhou Dialect

The Chaoshan old man is going to return to Shantou by bus after finishing his work in Guangzhou. When he arrived at the station, he couldn't buy a ticket back to Shantou, because he couldn't speak Cantonese and Mandarin, and the conductor couldn't understand what he was saying.

The old man in Chaoshan thought that the hotel had checked out and there was no car back to Shantou. He anxiously read in Chaoshan dialect: "This is terrible! Double-headed death! Double-headed death! "

I only heard the conductor reply in Cantonese: "There is a shuttle bus in Shantou at seven o'clock tonight."

After buying the ticket, the old man suddenly felt anxious. When he wanted to go to the toilet, he found that he didn't bring toilet paper, so he quickly went to the station canteen to buy it. The salesman in the canteen doesn't know Chaoshan dialect, and he doesn't know what the old man wants to buy. He just shook his head and said in broken Mandarin, "Watch your language."

The old man angrily scolded in Chaoshan dialect: "smelly chicken!" "

At this time, the salesman seemed to understand the old man's meaning and asked him in Guangzhou dialect, "Smelly chicken?" (Toilet paper) Do you want to buy toilet paper? "