Laugh at your stomach.

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, let's laugh together.

Laugh to death +0

Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Do you want to be the sun in my life?

Oh, yes

Wow! Of course I want to.

A: Good, then. Stay away from me, 99558876 miles.

Ok, then get away from me quickly .99558876

2. How much do you love me?

How much do you love me?

How much do you like me?

B: There are as many stars as there are in the sky.

As many as the stars in the sky.

A: Good! ... wait! It's daylight now. ...

Great ... Wait, it's daylight!

There are no stars in the sky during the day.

Yes, there are no stars in the sky during the day.

Laugh at your belly 2

1 Good boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? " "She is a candy seller."

Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents. ? What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied. ? You are a good boy, aren't you? Mom said proudly. ? Here's another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? She sells candy. ?

Bird's Nest and Hair My sister is a primary school teacher. One of her students told her that a bird built a bird's nest in a tree outside the classroom. "What bird?" My sister asked. "I don't see any birds, madam, only the nest," the child replied. So, can you describe this nest for us? "My sister encouraged her." Well, madam, it's like your hair. "note:

(1) inform v. tell (2) nest n.nest; Nest (3) description n. description (4) encouragement v. encouragement (5) collection v. similarity; Similar. Bird's Nest and Hair My sister is a primary school teacher. Once, a student told her that a bird had built a nest in a tree outside the classroom. ? What kind of bird is it? Sister asked her. ? I don't see any birds, sir. There is only one nest. ? The child replied. ? So, can you describe this bird's nest to us? My sister encouraged her. ? Oh, teacher, just like your hair. ?

I just bit my tongue. "Are we poisonous?" The young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?" "Because I just bit my tongue!" Precautions:

Toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic because I just bit my tongue. Cause in the sentence is the abbreviation of cause. Did I just bite my tongue? Are we poisonous? A young snake asked its mother. ? Yes, dear. She replied? Why do you ask? Because I just bit my tongue.

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: Monkeys can have fleas, but fleas cannot have monkeys. What's the difference between monkeys and fleas? You may directly think that they are a big one and a small one. But besides, monkeys can have fleas, but fleas can't have monkeys. Is this an interesting answer?

Q: What is the strongest creature in the world? A: Snails. It carries the house on its back. Because snails always carry a house on their backs, it is not surprising that snails are the strongest creatures in the world. What did you say?/Sorry?

Laugh at your belly 3.

warn

A few weeks after our son started his first year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I called carefully.

Tell him a few days in advance that we are coming. However, when we arrived at the dormitory, I was surprised by the chaos in his room. "Forget we are coming, isn't it? What about you? " I teased.

"Are you kidding?" He replied, "Why else would I bother cleaning?" remind

Our son is a freshman at Alma University in Michigan. A few weeks after school started, my husband and I decided to visit him. I specially called him in advance. Reminder? We'll find him. But when we came to the dormitory, his room was in a mess, and I was surprised. ? Forgot we were coming, did you? I made fun of him. ? Are you kidding? He replied? Why else would I bother to clean it?

Basic rule

At Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Verde, one of my favorite teachers is famous for his funny sense of humor. Explaining his basic principles to a freshman class, he said, "Now I know my class may be boring, so I won't do it? I don't mind you looking at your watch in class. However, I object to you knocking them on the table to ensure them? Resume operation. fundamental principle

Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Guerrado has a teacher I like very much. He is famous for his strange sense of humor. Explaining his basic principles to a freshman class, he said:? I know mine.

Lectures can often be boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watch in class. But I firmly object to your knocking your watch on the table to see if it is still walking. ?

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