Humorous jokes in summer

A collection of daily cold jokes. It's freezing. It's cold ~ ~ ~

1. A cake got lost in the forest. Who encouraged him to go out of the forest?

Answer: pig. Because of chocolate cake.

2. Why do penguins only have white bellies?

Answer: Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach their stomachs when taking a bath.

There were five people walking side by side, and suddenly a billboard fell down, but only three people were killed. Why?

Answer: Because that's M of McDonald's.

4. What is the nickname of the tiger?

Answer: Danny, because he is eager to wait.

5. If an adult is not wet, hit a person.

Answer: Bao Qingtian (Bao Gong)

6. A bird was shot several times. Why are you still flying?

Answer: Because it is strong.

7. It is still a bird. It's been filmed several times. Why are you still flying?

Answer: Because it reflects eating late.

8. There are 800 Spartans. Why are there only 300 left in the end?

Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing.

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

10. A pig was bored and left. What did it become when it went to England?

Answer: pig.

1 1. The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why?

Answer: Because Ningbo is far from Beijing.

12. A man is climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. What did he say?

Answer: Happy birthday!

13. Nash is very fast. Why?

Answer: Because it's too late, then (Nash) will be soon.

14. 1 ~ 10, which two are the brightest?

Answer: 1 3. Because of the twinkling stars.

15. If there is a car with a prince and a princess, whose car is it?

The answer is "if".

16.26, which is the coolest letter?

Answer: C. Because Lucy (C) wears pants.

17. Why is the sea blue?

Answer: Because there are fish in the sea, fish can talk: "Bayulu, Bayulu ..." (blue)