My sister cried. What jokes can make her laugh?

The last thing you want to happen in a barbecue is that 1 ... the meat is cooked with you, 2 ... the charcoal is cold, 3 ... the clams are autistic, 4 ... the barbecue grill is split, 5 ... the fire is not planted, 6 ... the meat is gang-raped with you, 7 ... sausages, 8 ... black wheels. Xiao Ming: "Kang, ask. What should we call a woman who has been divorced many times? Kang: hmm ... I don't know ~ Xiaoming: silly! We all say, "Forget everything." Xiao Ming said, "Kang, what is love? "? " Kang said, "and? What is this? Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "kimo" because Eskimos (love is Kimo), you are stupid! " Kang said, "God ..." I always fart when I go to work alone, and my colleagues can't help but say, can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling and asked him what he was doing. I've turned it to vibration now ... Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one. A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day. Appa: "Youth Day is in ten years. "A song:" Father's Day will be in ten years. Appa: "In a few decades, this will be the day for the elderly. Song: "In a few decades ..." Apa: "... Tomb-Sweeping Day. "There is a person with a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I pull everything I eat, eat watermelon and pull cucumber!" " The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" " "Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons behind them to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold! "The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked," Boss, do you have a hundred buns? " Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much". . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? "Boss:" Sorry,no.. "I see. . 。” The little white rabbit left in frustration again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? "The boss said happily," Yes, yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. Make the lunch box blue. Once upon a time, a bird passed a cornfield every day. Unfortunately, one day the cornfield caught fire. All the corn has turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it froze to death because it thought it was snowing. Do you know what color Spider-Man is? Red, wrong! It is white. Spider-Man is white. This story happened in China a long time ago. After playing a guessing game of scissors, rock and paper all afternoon, good friends went home for a walk ... Si Tong noticed an oil lamp on the roadside, just like Aladdin's magic lamp. He picked it up curiously. I brushed the dust off it. Suddenly, white smoke appeared on the bottle mouth of Ran Ran magic lamp. A dragon slowly appeared in the white smoke ... [transferred from the iron blood community/] but the dragon was dry and a little malnourished. He said, "Who let me out?" The faint stone said: I am the dragon that I let you out: "Oh ... uh-huh ... then I can give you a wish ..." The stone said: "Ah ... there is only one ... aren't there three?" The dragon said, "I'm sorry ... because I'm a half-toned dragon ... if you don't want to ..." The stone said, "Well ... we're tired of guessing boxing every day." Dragon: "Oh ... I'll try ... but maybe only one person can succeed ... because I'm a half-toned dragon ..." Dragon coughed several times and spat at the three of them respectively. The three of them gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon gradually disappeared into the three-character sutra. When the white smoke dispersed ... stone or stone, scissors or scissors, but cloth is no longer cloth, and cloth has successfully transformed into human beings! [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] A happy family, two sad families, someone happened to pass by here, saw this scene, and recorded it. It is Mencius. He wrote: "One day, a person will meet God. This sentence has been passed down to later generations and written into Chinese textbooks ... God suddenly showed great kindness and planned to give that person a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes? [From the Iron Blood Community/] The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Then please give me nine lives ... God said. That man is idle and bored ... [transferred from the Iron Blood Community/] wants to say "Go to hell" ... In short, there are nine lives lying on the tracks ... A train passes by ... That man is still dead ... Why? Because the carriage of that train has a section of 10 ... An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" Answer: "Yes", so ... hang up ... When freshman year started, a buddy came to our dormitory with his luggage on his back. He asked a roommate who slept in the lower berth, "No one lives in your upper berth?" The sleeping buddy didn't care in a daze, and casually said "No ~". The buddy tried his best to throw a big bag of luggage on the upper berth-as a result, there was no bed board on the upper berth! One of my high school classmates wrote a composition entitled "Back to Alma Mater". Among them: I drove an expensive sports car and went back to my alma mater with Xiaomi. Go back to your alma mater and play. Are you coming? Come and donate! Students and teachers stood on both sides of the street to welcome him, and the principal's face was full of smiles. He shouted: "Welcome Wu Million back to his alma mater!" [Transferred from Tiexue Community/] After reading it, the teacher wrote: Absurd and unrealistic, take it back and rewrite it! Rewritten content: I rode a flying pigeon bike and squeaked my wife and children back to my alma mater. Go away. Coming? The sponsor is here! The headmaster said with a big smile: "Now the school funds are also tight." Finally, only the former Chinese teacher left me 50 yuan sympathetically and repeatedly told me: "We should regain our confidence in life and re-employment!" " After reading the teacher's comments, he wrote: profound ideas, simple writing, rare masterpieces! Six-year-old Xiao Fang is very cute and is often proposed by boys in her class. One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom! Today, Xiao Qiang proposed to me ... "Mom casually said," Does he have a regular job? " Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said, "He is in charge of cleaning the blackboard in our class. Xiaoming just went to primary school. After the first monthly exam, his mother was very nervous about his grades ... Mother: "Xiaoming, how was the exam?" Xiao Ming: "Alas! Those are the extent to which children are cheated! " Mother was secretly happy when she heard this. I think she must have done well in the exam before she said this, and then she kept asking ... mother: "So you did well in the exam?" "Xiaoming:" Because I was a child, I was cheated ~ "