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It's a novel, isn't it?

This is a gathering of freshmen majoring in media at National Nanyang University in Jinling. Before the dishes on the table were served, several girls sitting opposite Ming Chen took out their mobile phones and brushed Weibo. Qingyi se's iphone is played in their white hands, and the atmosphere is very consistent with the layout of the surrounding high-end restaurants. Ming Chen's eyes swept over the girls' faces one by one, then shook his head with a wry smile and whispered, "It's all vulgar powder." "Oh, local gold, this classmate Xu Lingfeng is really rich." At this time, a boy shouted softly, which immediately attracted the attention of a group of girls opposite. Xu Lingfeng's iphone5s local gold mobile phone, which has been quickly copied to 1, on the Internet, suddenly became the focus of this banquet. And Xu Lingfeng, who is playing with this mobile phone, naturally attracted the attention of many girls. "Master Xu is really embarrassed ... This mobile phone has just come out, and it has actually started." A boy dressed in ordinary clothes praised him while stuffing his domestic smart phone into his pocket, and his face was full of envy. "Where, not worth a few money. You can also buy a few sets of this meal that you are invited to eat today. " Xu Lingfeng said proudly, his face full of superiority. Obviously, he is the focus of this party today. Xu Lingfeng's home is the largest pharmaceutical group in the city-Cirsium Pharmaceutical-at least with a net worth of tens of millions, and it can indeed stand out among this group of students who are already rich children. However, this is nothing in the eyes of Ming Chen sitting in the corner. Chen Minggu's old man is the chairman of Jiangsu Chen Group, and his second uncle is the deputy commander-in-chief of the Central South Military Region. This kind of family background, even in a place like imperial academy, National Nanyang University, can basically walk sideways. Although there are absolutely no people who can crush him here, it doesn't mean that Ming Chen can be completely reckless here. After all, in a place like imperial academy, people with tough backgrounds are like crossing the river, and some people get into trouble, but there is also a little bit of trouble. Moreover, in Ming Chen's cognition, keeping a low profile is the most awesome show off. At present, these irrelevant sisters are not worth showing off in Ming Chen. Therefore, Ming Chen has been keeping a low profile for more than a week. No one knows his background. "Gourd Baby ... Gourd Baby ..." At that time, the phone in Ming Chen's trouser pocket was rustling, and Ming Chen quickly picked it up. It was my dry sister, calling from waterinfo. "Hello ... is that Ming Chen's brother ..." waterinfo's voice is very light and tactfully, like a nightingale. "Brother Ming Chen, wait for a while. waterinfo will go to a party. Oh ... waterinfo is very shy. Brother Ming Chen will come to accompany waterinfo ... Well, that's it. Some roommates are still urging waterinfo to try on clothes, and hang up ... Didi Didi Didi ..." On the phone, my sister waterinfo's voice is round and sweet, and every word is soft. However, it was obvious that someone on the other end of the phone was urging her, which made her hang up very urgently. "This Steve ..." Ming Chen holding a mobile phone, sipping mouth smiled. The vertu signature platinum tablet phone in his hand has an arrow-shaped keyboard arranged downward, and there is a faint red se gem light under the keyboard. However, the appearance of the tablet buttons is indeed a bit old-fashioned and outdated compared with the iphone phones in the hands of many girls at the scene. "Oh, Ming Chen classmate, why are you still using a straight mobile phone? Did you get it when the new student from the school entered the network some time ago and charged the phone bill to send a mobile phone? " At that time, a girl sitting next to Ming Chen smiled sourly and asked half-jokingly and seriously. "No, it's the rest after the old man used it at home. I didn't have a mobile phone, so I picked it up and used it. Haha. " Ming Chen smile, revealing two rows of white teeth. This sentence Ming Chen is telling the truth. His old man spent 48, yuan to buy the limited edition of signature Platinum released by vertu, a luxury brand owned by Nokia, and it was always left in the drawer of the study. It was not until Ming Chen's phone broke down one day that it could not be used, that he found this one from the drawer for temporary use. "Oh, it turns out that Ming Chen is still using such an outdated mobile phone ... or I'll give you the iphone4 in my bedroom. I just changed it for 5s recently, so that one is useless." Xu Lingfeng smiled warmly and spoke very loudly. As soon as you listen, you will know that it is not only for Ming Chen, but for all the girls present. "Good." Ming Chen's face didn't appear in the place of that kind of shame se that someone expected, but a natural, harmless smile. "Words you this phone is quite flash, Ming Chen. It looks like a diamond, hahahaha ... "The boy who hid his domestic mobile phone in his pocket carefully looked at the mobile phone in Chen Ming's hand and casually said," It's not like what your father gave you after using it. It's like a new one. " "Ah ah ....." Chen Ming gave a wry smile and shook his head helplessly. His heart secretly said, "I'm really impressed by the children of this group of nouveau riche ... The' Sea of Sapphire Crystal' used by ……vertusignature's mobile phone surface was processed in a furnace with a high temperature of 2, degrees Celsius for more than two weeks. This material won't leave a mark easily, only diamonds can leave scratches on it ... In the eyes of this group of people, it has actually become a' charge for the phone' ... Ah ... ""National Nanyang University ",a comprehensive university located in the south-central part of the motherland, was founded in 192 when Zeng Guofan was the governor of Zhili. Originally, it could only be regarded as the upper-middle level of the national ranking of 211, but it has quietly risen in recent years. The media major in this college has become the gathering place of the rich second generation in this school. After all, the tuition fee of more than 5, yuan a year is not affordable for poor families. Located in front of an upscale restaurant in Wangfujing Department Store outside Nanyang University, a group of students in Ming Chen's class have just finished their meal and are ready to leave. Although it is not too far from the school here, the rich Xu Lingfeng and Master Xu still drove here. "My car is parked outside. Do you girls want to take my car back to school?" Xu Lingfeng walked out of the restaurant smartly with a credit card in his hand. Just after dinner, Xu Lingfeng volunteered to invite guests. "Yes, yes." A few girls with a slightly better posture are a little excited, and the long eyelashes drawn with mascara are stiffly shaking in the air. "Hey ... I thought the quality of girls in the media would be higher ... Who knows that it's also this kind of goods, and 4 points can't be more." Ming Chen put Ming Chen's hand into his trouser pocket and went out alone. Didn't walk a few steps, he saw an Audi a5 slowly drove to the front of Ming Chen, and then let out a shrill "drop". This is obviously showing off in front of Ming Chen. Immediately, the window of Audi a5 dropped, only to see Xu Lingfeng's head sticking out. God se was quite proud, and there were several girls sitting in the car with good posture in the same class. Xu Lingfeng waved his hand at Chen Mingyang and said, "Dude, I'll see you in the classroom tomorrow. It's still a little far to walk back to the school dormitory here ... or take a taxi." Indeed, Wangfujing is not far from Nanyang University, but it is a long way to go back to Ming Chen's dormitory. "Don't send it slowly." Ming Chen is a harmless smiling face. "hmm." The window of Xu Lingfeng's car rose, with a burst of yin Sen on his face, and his heart angrily said, "This boy ... is so timid that he can really laugh ... All the men in the profession are not respectful to me and try their best to curry favor with me ... Only this boy ... Hum, this is the rush hour. I'd like to see how you can take a taxi back." Looking at the far-away shadow of Audi a5, Ming Chen shook his head silently and sink a track: "What a prodigy ..." "Yes, even the limited edition of vertusignature platinum worth more than 4, yuan can't be recognized, and only the iphone is recognized in his eyes. It's really a prodigy." "Are you ..." Ming Chen turned his head and saw a tall woman with a good appearance coming along, with a long chest and legs, but in Ming Chen's eyes, it was just a slightly better posture. Didn't attract Ming Chen that kind of temperament. "My name is Qin Qin. I'm Xu Lingfeng's girlfriend. I came late. You didn't notice me." Tall women's way. "Oh. Hello. " Ming Chen nodded deadpan, raised his hand and said, "I'm talking about your boyfriend. There are so many places for girls in that Audi a5. Why is there no place for your girlfriend ... You say, where can I find such a magical boyfriend?" "He ..." A trace of sadness crossed Qin Qin's face. "All right, you don't have to tell me. I'm not interested in knowing. " Ming Chen gently Yang Yang hand, turn round and then walk, before Qin Qin return to absolute being, has opened the door of Bentley flyingspur coming slowly ahead. Qin Qin stared at Bentley, which was low-key in appearance and luxurious in connotation, and "tut" shook his head and said to himself: "Those girls in the media ... are really short-sighted ...