Everybody write down the strongest joke you have ever seen ~ ~

Celebrity? They will inevitably be harassed by telephone calls. What would the top five super girls do if they were harassed by phone calls?

Chris Lee-

Chunchun: Shit, it's you. I'm telling you, you can't owe me less than 200 thousand!

Harasser: I don't owe you money!

Chunchun: Don't play dumb. Anyway, I have your son, so I'll kill the ticket and tie your wife up without paying!

Harasser: I dare say this sister-in-law is a kidnapper. I made a contribution to reporting to the public security bureau!

Chunchun: (to everyone) I am smart. If I scare him, he will leave me alone! Huh? Why are there so many police cars outside?

BiBi Zhou-

Pen and Pen: Hello, this is the168 * * * * * pay-per-view song hotline. This is a song "Happy Birthday to Me" for you. We will deduct 180 yuan from your phone bill. ...

Harasser: Really ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Pen and Pen: Gee, 180 is cheap enough. Do you know what my appearance fee is? If you come to the scene to watch the Super Girl concert, 180 yuan can only buy an outfield stand ticket!

Zhang Jian-

Jing Ying: (in a beautiful and mechanical voice into the microphone) Hello, the number you dialed is busy. Sorry ... ...

Harasser: There are also English versions. It's good to learn English when you have nothing to do!

Two hours later.

Jing Ying: Shit, you are addicted to listening. I talked for two hours without even drinking saliva. I am dying of thirst!

He Jie-

He Jie: I'm afraid no one is listening to me. It's all your consumption anyway. Come on! ! ~#￥%……—*()——+|

An hour later.

Harasser: No, I attached the bill!

Harasser hung up the phone, He Jie wanting more, continue to call in the past.

Harasser: No, who is harassing who?

Ji Minjia-

Jia Jia: (first sneers twice, then says in a low and gloomy voice) I've been waiting for you for a long time. I have been waiting for you in hell for a long time. Start (a disease) ...

Harasser: Oh, my God, ghost! (hangs up)

Jia Jia: (Don't stop until you do it, press the number shown on the caller ID) All callers come with me, and I'll come to you. ...

From then on, I called every hour and said those words.

The next day, there was a news in the newspaper ... "A realistic version of" The Ring of Midnight "was staged, and an innocent citizen was scared to be hospitalized." Since then, super girls have never received harassing calls.