Humorous sentences describing being unable to live without your mobile phone

1. The thing I feel most inseparable from is my mobile phone. I will never leave it... From the moment I open my eyes, it is everything...

2. I feel like I am being poisoned. I am allergic to this colorful world, and I have been poisoned by a kind of poison that cannot be separated from my mobile phone. But I had to quit it because it was making me panic.

3. The mobile phone is a magical thing that easily fascinates people. Nowadays, not only adults can't live without mobile phones, but now even children can't live without mobile phones. On the subway and buses, you can see some children playing with their mobile phones with their heads down and focused on them everywhere.

4. Life is inseparable from my mobile phone. When I don’t look at my mobile phone, there is always important information. I almost missed it today, which is a big deal, but sometimes I really long to not be Excuse me, I want to be a person who is addicted to learning (I say it as if I am really addicted).

5. I know clearly that my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I have no choice but to use my computer at work, and I can’t do without my mobile phone when I’m bored after get off work. I don’t play games at night, read or do anything, and I don’t have anyone to fall in love with. Chatting but still staying up late. I almost don’t recognize myself

6. To work by yourself, you only need one head to turn around; to do coordination work, you have to take care of several heads at all times. He was worried every day, and Zuo Ji asked again, "You can't be anxious with others." I can't live without my mobile phone for fear of wasting time.

Funny things about mobile phones:

1. I heard that placing a mobile phone next to a pillow while sleeping would cause radiation. I was so scared that I got up and threw the pillow away. I am so surprised.

2. The wind was so strong that all my mobile phone signals were blocked by China Unicom’s!

3. As soon as I leave the Wifi, I feel that my phone is useless.

4. Don’t smile at your phone at home. Your parents will think you are in love.

5. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris

6. Next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, and quickly You pushed me down on the bed, covered my head with the quilt, and stretched out my big hand... Look, my phone has a blue screen.

7. There are two types of people with insomnia: those with mobile phones in their hands, and those with a theater in their heads.