Funny toast

Toast is a social speech at the beginning of the banquet. The host expresses warm welcome, cordial greetings and sincere thanks, and the guests express thanks and heartfelt wishes. Next, I will arrange a funny toast for you, for reference only, hoping to help you!

1, lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

2, people can't live without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

3, revolutionary red wine and rice drink too much, everyone meets, and when they see their wives, they say they are not drunk and can drink three cups!

4, drinking revolutionary wine every day, drinking bad party style hurts the stomach, drinking his wife and not sleeping, and his wife sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The commission for discipline inspection said that it is wrong to drink or not.

5. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!

6, drinking is not supreme, lust is not chaotic is a hero, ill-gotten wealth can not be taken, swallow your voice and self-destruct your future.

7, drinking five steps: when pouring wine, it is drizzling, sweet words when persuading wine, sweet words when drinking, drinking too much nonsense, and finally pouring rain.

8, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

9. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

10, two drunks are walking on the track, and one complains: Why hasn't this staircase been finished yet? The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low.

1 1. When two drunks meet, they say: I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

12, can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Cadres who can drink half a catty should be trained.

13, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

/Mr. kloc-0/4: the meaning of drunkenness is not wine. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

15, modern people: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

16, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

17, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

18, one, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two buttresses, nine, two, two walls are inseparable.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, don't drink too much in the morning, there are several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

2 1, this wine looks like water, spicy in the mouth, haunted in the stomach, stumbling around, getting up in the middle of the night to find water, and regretting it when I wake up in the morning!

22. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

23. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink? -Give the alcoholic a drink.

24. At noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

25. Wine meets bosom friends and poetry is sung to people.

26. When will Baichuan arrive in the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -Well, no, drink it.

28. My wife came and told me to drink less and eat more.

29. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

30, the amount of alcohol is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

3 1, small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.

32. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so hurry up and have a glass of wine.

33. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -buy a drink for those who do business in the sea.

34. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends * * *

Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, has nothing to do. -good capacity for liquor, have a drink.

36. When you are in danger, your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

37. A big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink for yourself

38. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today?

39. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

40. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well first!

4 1, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

42. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

43. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

44. Feelings are deep and shallow.

45. Ms. Persuasion: Excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, and he thought I was ugly.

46. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

47, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

48. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.

49, men don't drink, waste in the world; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine;

50. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

5 1, the east wind is blowing, and the drums are thundering. Who is afraid of drinking today? Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

52. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

53, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go half a catty.

54. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't.

55. Beautiful woman, Lang Youcai, drink one cup after another with his wife.

56. There is such bright light at the foot of my bed. Could it have frosted? Propose a toast to each other and have a drink.

57. Say nothing, the closest relatives are the eldest brother and the old man.

58, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

59. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

60. Give a helping hand in times of crisis, and do it when it's time to do it. Brother, I'll drink for her.

6 1, to make guests drink well, they must drink well first.

62. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

63, can't drink, no future, drink nine times at a time, focus on training, only drink drinks, leaders don't want to drink, can't lose, lead the secretary, drink once, the official position is hard to protect, long drink is too little, talents are hard to find, halfway through, promotion is still early, full-time leadership, future leadership.

64. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so drinking is not speculative.

65. If others don't know, unless you drink.

66. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

67. Feelings are deep and shallow.

68. Make new friends and don't forget old ones.