Are there any humorous jokes when chatting with a strong woman?

1 Where do users like to turn off their phones? Someone said in Ningbo: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. . . 2. Which two kinds of vegetables use mobile phones? Radish and cabbage 3 Who does Phelps admire most from China? Ba Jin 4. One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "It's taking a photo again!" " The old leader lamented that you are so happy, and there are many young ladies everywhere. At that time, not only was I on a business trip, but my family of seven were all crowded together. If I want to make out, I have to sprinkle candy outside the door and shout, "Son, I'll hold your mother down and grab the candy!" " ! ! "6. Where do mobile phone users like to go best? Jilin Tonghua "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy" 7. Doctor ~ come and see me! I have amnesia! When did you find out that you had this disease? What's wrong ... 8. One day, a coffee cup and a glass were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted at the back, "Look out, there is a car!" "As a result, the glass was crushed. . Coffee cup is very good. Why? Because coffee cups have ears and glasses. 9. What is your annual salary? B: Eight million. A: There were 800,000 that month. Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: dreaming 10. What's your last name? My last name is Weiwei. What? Why not? My father's surname is Wei, so my surname is Wei ~ 1 1. In front of a Lanzhou ramen restaurant, "Boss, pull a bowl of noodles!" "If you dare to eat, I will dare to pull!" "..." 12. Who lives in the dark? Tinker bell (because I can't see my fingers) 13. A child and his father went to the public bathhouse to take a bath. Because the ground was wet, the little guy slipped and grabbed his father's little jj in a hurry and didn't slip. However, this hurt his father very much. His father scolded him: "Son of a bitch, if you come with your mother, you will die." 14. There was a male deer running faster and faster on the road, and finally it became a high-speed male deer. There is a cautious male deer running faster and faster on the road, and finally it becomes a cautious high-speed male deer 15 ... this car can fly ... guess a drink ... coffee ... because George W. Bush always screws up! 17.26 letters How many letters are left after E and T are removed? 2 1, because ET left by UFO 18. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met, so they didn't say hello because they were unfamiliar. 19. How many brothers does Aladdin have? Aladdin has three brothers, Aladdin, Aladdin and Aladdin. 20. Grandpa said to his grandson: You know that the fourteen books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet. Flying snow shoots at the White Deer Plain, laughing at the man of God leaning on Bi Yuan 'an! Sun Tzu said disdainfully, do you know that seven books written by JK Rowling can be connected into one sentence? Ha ha ha ha ha ... 2 1. It is said that there is a little white rabbit running. After running two steps, it turns right, runs two more steps, then turns right, and then turns right. Why? Because it likes it. . . 22. A woman and her children are eating in a fancy restaurant. At this time, she lifted her clothes to breast-feed the child, but was stopped by the waiter. Why? Because it says outside the restaurant: take-out is not allowed in this restaurant ~ ~ ~ 23. A China couple living in Italy, one day their wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn't know Italian, she had to learn crow and then pointed at her breasts. She wanted to buy chicken feet, so she pointed to her own feet, and the boss understood; Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why? Because her husband can speak Italian. 24. A wolf in cold skin. 25. On the Da Vinci Code, there is a Da Vinci account. Do you know what's under the da Vinci code? Is it the difference between Da Vinci's verification code jumping on the twentieth floor and jumping on the second floor? Twentieth floor: ah, ah, ah, ah ~ pa Second floor: pa ~ ah, ah, ah, ah, 26. Who is the fiercest in fairy tales? Little red riding hood ... because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf ... 27. Why does Sanmao insist on pulling out a hair? Because San Mao needs to comb some. 28. Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside? 29. A father told his son a story: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog without clothes … 30. The elephant asked the camel. Why do your breasts grow on your back? The camel looked at the elephant and said, Stay away from death! I don't talk to people with JJ faces! 3 1. In the past, many electrical appliances took a boat together ~ The boat was sinking, and they had to throw things down ~ They decided to tell jokes ~ Whoever's joke was not funny would throw it down ~ The TV set told a funny one first ~ Everyone laughed ~ Only the phone said it was cold ~ The TV set was thrown down ~ It was still sinking ~ So the computer said it was funny, and everyone laughed ~ Only the phone said it was. It's so cold ~ The computer dropped ~ It will still sink ~ So the microwave oven racked its brains to think of a super funny one ~ Everyone laughed ~ The phone still said, It's so cold ~ Just when everyone was about to throw the microwave oven ~ I saw the phone angrily turn to the refrigerator and said, Can you not open your mouth so wide when you laugh? ! 32. "Is my avatar awesome?" Like 33. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying, crying. Then the boy kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said no! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: it doesn't hurt! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but there was nothing she could do. She stepped forward and asked the young man, young man, you are really something. Can you treat hemorrhoids? Do you know which star Levi's hates most? The man of the matrix: angering Levi's. 36. Do you know which country is most beneficial to the rich? Poland. Because it's spectacular. Do you know what people who go to Tianya like to drink best? Snow beer. Watch CCTV advertisement: Snow Beer, Brave for the World! 38. Do you know which one is related to all human activities and the whole nature? That man is Xixi. Because all human activities are related to the whole nature. 39. Do you know why Wang Laoji is so rich? Because Mr. Wang has a piece of land. Do you know why Wang Lao went to the reception office? Because Mr. Wang Lao has a courier ~ Yi Yi Ya Yo. 40. One day, the elephant went to Cobra's house to play. Two people stood at the door and greeted each other. Cobra said to the elephant, Oh, look at you, come when you come. Why did you bring such a big pig? Very polite ~~ 4 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear? There are no q coins. 42. The passenger ship passed by a desert island and saw a man wearing an animal skin and a beard. He screamed and waved. The tourist asked who the captain was. The captain said impatiently, I don't know. Every year our ship passes by here, he goes crazy! 43. At dusk, I jog on the road. A young man ran up from behind me and shouted into my ear, "Run!" " ""What happened? "I asked the young man next to me." Run. "The young man ran to me. After chasing 500 meters quickly, I panted and asked, "What's the matter?" "You run too slowly. "The young man left me and ran away. 44. Xiaoming asked his father to tell a joke before going to bed, and his father promised him a story about a little bee. Dad: There are two versions of the story about Little Bee. Do you want to listen to long or short? Ming: hmm ~ ~ dragon? Dad: Once upon a time, there was a little bee flying in the sky, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing ~ ~ ~