Girlfriend asks boyfriend: If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first? What is the correct answer to this question? Tell me your reasons!

X sends you a joke reprinted online. Measure how to answer, because women who ask such questions are really stupid, and not many women ask such questions ... Maybe ... let her look at it from another angle ... and ask her what to do ... At this time, she will be speechless ... My wife and my mother fell into the water at the same time. Save my wife first, and my mother will die first. Save your wife first or your mother first or nobody?

Mencius: My father died when I was a child, and it was not easy for my mother to bring me up. In order to make me grow up healthily, I moved three times, gave me good food and clothes, and made my population prosper. Mother and his wife fall into the water, of course, we must save mother first, evil is the first, and all virtues are filial first! I can find another one when my wife dies, but I can't find it when my mother dies. Find another one is my stepmother. I heard that there are not many good stepmother.

-"Only mothers are good in the world, and children without mothers are like grass. Mom, I'm coming to save you. " Mencius plopped into the water.

Zhou Youwang; My wife and mother fell into the water. Of course, I have to save my wife first. I thought that in order to make my dear praise MM laugh, I would kill Jison and even my own life, let alone my mother. And this dead old woman always favors my brother when she sets up a prince, which makes me almost not a prince.

-"It's raining hard. I love you very much. I am here to save you. " Zhou Youwang plopped into the water.

Liu Bei: Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes. If clothes are worn out, they can be mended. If brothers and sisters are broken, can it last? As long as my second brother and third brother don't fall into the water, I don't care about the rest.

-"wife, mom. You died miserably! " Liu Bei fell headlong by the river and cried.

Cao Cao: I would rather be scolded by the whole world than by me. Whether it's my wife or mother, as long as I don't fall into the water.

-"I walked quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my hand and didn't take away a cloud. " Cao Cao hummed a poem and walked away slowly with a sword.

Qu Yuan: The world is too dark, and this country is too corrupt to live. It's better to die clean. The water in Canglang is crystal clear, which can support my tassels. The water in Canglang is turbid, which can support my feet. Jumping into the river is a good destination.

-"Now the sky is very dirty, and there are no more stars in the civilized sky. Wife, mom, I will die with you. " Bend and jump into the water.

Zhuangzi: You were born in He Huan. What's so sad about dying? It begins with no life; There is no life, but it is invisible; Non-apprentices are invisible. Mother and his wife died again and again, but they returned to an invisible state from a tangible state of vitality. What's so sad? Save it for what? No one can be saved!

-"The girl on the other side looks over, looks over, looks over." Zhuangzi sat with his legs crossed like a dustpan, holding tiles in his hand, knocking and singing, watching his wife and mother slowly sink into the water with a happy face.

Gentleman: If my wife and mother fall into the water, so do we. I love money anyway. Money is my wife and money is my own mother. I said, wife and mother, can't you fall into the river again in rags? It's a pity that those gold hair ornaments are on your heads!

-"If you have it, you will not get sick, and if you don't, you will be encouraged." The gentleman sighed as he watched his wife and mother sink slowly.

Wang Bo: Your palms are full of meat. My wife is my favorite person, and my mother is my closest relative. What should I do? Forget it, jump first, see who is closest to you and save who first. Wang Bo jumped up with a splash.

No, I forgot that I can't swim. Wang Bo took a few sips of water and slowly sank. Wang Bo, a gifted scholar, drowned because of this.

The Monkey King: I jumped out of a crack in the stone. I have no mother. So there is no problem of mother falling into the water; I am a monk and have no wife. So there is no problem of the wife falling into the water. There is no problem of mother falling into the water, no problem of wife falling into the water, and no problem of mother and wife falling into the water at the same time. I don't know which pig came up with such an idiot question. Stupid than my brother Zhu Bajie.