What jokes will the host tell when facing the ice?

1. A cleaner pushed a garbage truck and accidentally hung up a BMW 740. Now he is going to cry. After a while, the BMW owner came over, looked around, looked at the helpless eyes of the cleaner, and swore: Why don't you fucking hang up and run around here? Why can you afford it? Then I got in the car, made a light and left. The Good Love

2. A friend and his family of three came to my house for dinner. My dad saw his daughter cute and clever, so he teased him, "Where are you from?" She said excitedly, "Mom said I was dug out of the hole, and my father fished with a stick for a year before he fished me out." A table was silent.

The host's humor amused everyone, and the hall turned into an ocean of joy for a time.

The young man took his girlfriend back to his hometown in the mountains, pointed to an ancient tomb and said, "The soul of my ancestors lived in the tomb and has been guarding this family for thousands of years. Whoever dares to do harm to his children and grandchildren will become a spectre and seek revenge from that person. " That night, Zuling suddenly felt something and walked around the village for a long time in midair. Then Zuling had a dream and asked, "Who is Durex?"