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Seeking the most complete night heart is an absolute classic quotation.
You leave a grain of sand in the desert, and you can still find it in the same place a year later. This is destiny.
The blue grass in the mountains, even if no one knows, will not give up its fragrance.
When an emotional crisis occurs, it is because we stand alone and lie down alone, with different perspectives. Cherish is not to pull him up, but to lie together! (Jin Shanya. Che Taixian. Rain)
People who don't take risks will get nothing.
Night Heart100000 105 Famous saying-Women are great! ! !
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A long time ago, God thought about things between men and women.
Zazie Hoko
Who is going to have a baby?
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As a result, under the conclusion that women are greater. ..
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Women estimate that the pain once a month will be easy to bear.
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As long as it's for your children.
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And men
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God thinks that if a man is allowed to have children,
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There will only be one only child in this world.
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Because as long as a man experiences that kind of pain once, he will never have children again.
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But when a woman goes through the pain of being a mother,
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Will also be willing to sacrifice for their children.
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So I gave this woman this important task.
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From this perspective, women are worthy of respect.
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God created women because he couldn't take care of every corner of the world.
In February, 2005, Dongwan participated in the first issue: Will it hurt to see mom?
Someone * * * asked more than 10,000 people 10 to 40 years old.
The first five questions are:
1. When my mother was ill, she kept quiet and suffered alone.
2. See mom's white hair
All the children went out to play, leaving their mother alone at home.
I forgot this, but fill it in. Article 7: When I see my mother's wardrobe full of cheap goods.
When mom is eating leftovers soaked in boiling water,
Finally, Hu Dong made a concluding speech as usual (I love these concluding speeches, they can all become famous sayings):
All the people in the world are happy.
Because there is a mother who loves you.
All the people in the world are unfortunate.
Because there is no better way to love your mother.
Today, please tell your lover thousands of times.
But I'm embarrassed to tell my mother.
Say it!
Mom, I love you! -Oh, Mom! Salang Hameda
Speaking of famous words. There are many Zhong Min. By the way, I arranged the post.
0 1
He said, "it's painful ... sad ... tired ... and missing ... I can bear it alone, as long as you are happy!" " "
He said, "Do you know why watches are round? You think it's over, he's going to start again. "
He said: "I am a star, and my light is obscured by the existence of the sun during the day." I have been shining. "
02
This woman is God to me. Run away with me!
03
Mei Yun is like the moon. At night, the wolf growled sadly at the moon.
04
If I play with sincerity, love will come to me with sincerity. I'll go crazy without you. Really, I can't live without you.
05
Laughter does not belong to happy people, happiness belongs to those who laugh.
06
It takes a mother 20 years to train a teenager into a man, but a woman 2 seconds to turn a man into a fool. I am a fool now. I know nothing but you.
07
If missing is like cecum, it would be nice to remove it, but for me, missing is the heart. ...
08
Zhong Min: Hey, where are you?
Su Zhen: What?
Zhong Min: Your wings (in my eyes, she is like an angel, just like you).
Zhong Min: Su Zhen, hey, there you are (looking for Su Zhen in front of you).
Zhong Min: Your soul is so transparent that I can't see you.
09
When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. When you cry, only you cry.
10
I will love you until 59 minutes and 59 seconds of February 3 1 999. As long as you love me for a second, our love will come true.
1 1
Excuse me, do you have any money? I don't want a poor love. Not because I have no money, but because I have no romantic memories.
12
The sun will rise tomorrow.
13
Romeo loves Juliet ... dad loves mom ... our dog likes the dog opposite ... can't I love you a little?
14
Beautiful men are for everyone to appreciate, and ordinary men are for you to appreciate alone.
15
Moderator: Zhong Min is best at saying famous words. What shall we say today?
Zhong Min: Trying hard won't betray me. ...
Moderator: Well said!
16
Now that I am defeated, may I kiss you?
17
You made the right choice. You did choose a soft persimmon, but I will never give up easily!
18
I love you and want to give you everything. Although we are leaving, I will give you my parting.
19
I will take your life for you.
20
I love you. Not because you are the only one here, but because I just want to love you.
2 1
Do you like her? Do you know the difference between love and liking? When you like 1 flower, you will pick it. When you love 1 flower, you water them. I want to water her!
22
62% people in the world believe in past lives. I heard it there. When a person is born again, he will become the favorite person in his previous life. I want to get into the quilt and become you.
23
Beautiful men are for everyone to appreciate, and ordinary men are for you to appreciate alone.
24
The best time to confess is when you will feel that you are not crazy and will die if you don't confess.
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Look at Zhong Min's classic love stories in Love Letters.
1. Love is happiness borrowed from sadness as a guarantee.
2. I don't want 2-3 years of love. I want a thousand years of love. I want to love you in 999 1 1 month for 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. As long as you love me 1 second, our thousand-year love will come true.
Do you know the difference between love and liking? When you like 1 flower, you will pick it. When you love 1 flower, you water them and I water them!
Juliet loves Romeo, Chunxiang loves Magnum, Mom loves Dad, and my dog loves the dog across the street. Can't I love you a little?
Handsome men are appreciated by everyone, while ordinary men are appreciated by you alone.
6. I love you and want to give you everything. Although we are leaving, I will give you my parting.
7. I would rather know you and die now than live for a hundred years without knowing you.
8. I am sincere, and love will come to me with sincerity. I'll go crazy without you. Really, I can't live without you.
9. If you can't keep your own love, you are not qualified to be loved by others.
10. I love you not because you are the only one for me, but because I just want to love you.
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Stupid quotations, doctor = Jin Zhongmin (with classic quotations)
1.
When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; when you cry, only you cry.
2.
If you don't behave well, go on the funny side (if not, try to do it on the funny side)
3.
Zhong Min: Are you rich?
Seqi: I'm poor!
Zhong Min: I don't want a poor love, not because I have no money, but because I have no romantic memories. It will bring you a good time!
4.
Zhong Min: I don't want 2-3 years of love. I want a thousand years of love.
Narrator: Let's live to the millennium first! (Laughter).
Zhong Min: I will love you until 59 minutes and 59 seconds on February 3, 999. As long as you love me for a second, our love will come true.
5.
Zong Min: What about that thing? Where did you put it?
Female:
Zong Min: Angel's wings!
6.
Romeo loves Juliet ... father loves mother ... our dog likes the dog opposite. ...
Can't I love you a little?
7.
62% people all over the world believe that they were there in their previous lives. When they hear that people are born again, they will become the favorite people in their previous lives. I want to get into the quilt and become Xi Zhen (female guest of X-Men).
8.
Beautiful men are for everyone to appreciate, and ordinary men are for you to appreciate alone.
9.
Moderator: Zhong Min is best at saying famous words. What should I say today? Zhong Min: If I try my best, I won't betray me. . . . . . Moderator: Well said!
Zhong Min: I work hard because I am not enough! ! ! !
10.
Zhong Min: I love you and want to give you everything. Although we are leaving, I will give you my parting.
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I will take your life for you.
12.
The sun will rise tomorrow.
13.
Zong Min: "I like Pei Xiuji as much as my nails ... but my nails seem to be getting longer and longer ..."
14.
Because I love you, no matter 1 month or 2 months, I will always wait for you ~ ~
15.
Do you believe in the afterlife?
Then let's meet again in the afterlife! ! ! !
16.
After receiving the flowers, Zhong Min said: Famous sayings are useless, as long as you play well (laughs).
The following speech: If I miss the appendix, I can at least remove it, but for me, what I miss is the heart.
17.
Host: Jin Zhongmin, do you have a girlfriend?
KJM: Yes, it's Han Zhihui. (Female guests in this issue)
MC: How much are you willing to pay for him? Will you take off the stars for her?
KJM: Yes!
Moderator: Then how do you realize your promise? (Picking stars)
KJM: (at a loss) Then I will do something else for him! Like picking some fruit or something, I'll try.
Compere: What kind of fruit do you compare Han Zhihui to?
KJM: Ginkgo biloba (Ginkgo biloba, also a kind of herb, tastes a little strange, but it is a good tonic after processing)
KJM smiled: (added) Cute, strong and sweet.
Tell me your nickname for Han Zhihui.
KJM: The house!
The female guests are at a loss.
KJM: Give me a break. You built a house for me!
18.
The best time to confess is when you will feel that you are not crazy and will die if you don't confess.
19.
Pain ... sadness ... fatigue ... miss ... I just have to bear it alone, and you are happy.
20.
Laughter does not belong to happy people, happiness belongs to those who laugh. You laugh too much, and the camera will follow you again.
2 1.
Do you know why watches are round? Do you think he will finally start over? Let's start over.
22.
I love you
I love you not because you are the only one here.
But because I just want to love you.
23.
This woman is God to me.
Run away with me!
24.
Love is gradually formed.
Let's make one from now on.
25.
My mother turned me into a man in 20 years, and you turned me from a man into a fool in 20 seconds. From now on, I only know you, so you are responsible.
26.
"I love all of you"
27.
Try not to be betrayed by me!
28.
Handsome guys are for everyone to appreciate, and ordinary men are for you to appreciate alone.
29.
Your soul is so transparent that I can't even see you.
30.
Do you know why watches are round? You think it's over, he'll start over.
3 1.
MC: Love or national love?
KJM: I will choose sneaky love. (Not only chose love, but also kept people's love)
32.
Why does Jin Zhongmin want to be a strong person?
Zhong Min: I am water.
Hu Dong: I see. He said he was water.
Zhong Min: Nothing is more powerful than water. Can you cut off the boiling water with a knife?
Pei Shiji: Why not just freeze it?
Zhong Min: (Right away) Yes, it will harden after freezing.
Chae Yeon: Ice cubes can be broken.
Zhong Min: Yes, I am ice water.
Shen Enzhen: It will evaporate when heated.
Zhong Min: He will turn into rain.
33.
Do you like her? Do you know the difference between love and liking? When you like 1 flower, you will pick it. When you love 1 flower, you water them. I want to water her!
34.
I joined the team with a handsome face! (Coyote)
35.
KJM: Who does Jin Zhongmin want to ask?
Kim: Can I only ask one question?
MC: Yes.
KJM: Does anyone like me?
36.
I am a star, and my light is obscured by the existence of the sun during the day. I really shine at the moment, looking at Su Jin.
37.
Zhong Min: My heart has been bitten. It hurts, but it is sweet. ...
Such a heart can only love you.
Narrator: Why was the heart bitten?
Zhong Min: I can only recite, but I can't explain!
38.
If you can't keep your own love, you are not qualified to be loved by others.
39.
The most classic sentence, to all female guests: I love you all ~
40.
Love is happiness borrowed from sadness as a guarantee.
4 1.
I would rather know you and die now than live for a hundred years without knowing you.
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