Friends circle small humorous joke

1. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

Your girlfriend is as lovely as you dote on her.

I fell down the stairs today, but for so much meat, how painful it would be!

4. Women like bad boys, but don't like bad boys.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport.

6. What does Xiu En 'ai mean by dying fast? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis, and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

7. At the reunion for many years after graduation, everyone discussed the salary issue together. I thought we all earned about the same, but in the end I found out that all they said was monthly salary, only my annual salary!

8. I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. It really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.

9. "I have pimples on my face, so ugly!" "Nothing, that's because God is jealous of your beauty!" "But why do you get acne when you are not handsome?" "Because God is punishing me for lying."

10. If you are a meteor, I will chase you; If you are a star, I will follow you; If you are a satellite, I will lock you; It's a pity that you are a gorilla. I can only see you in the zoo!

1 1. Even cats and dogs know to change their hair when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

12. If you want to have a seat during the rush hour, please wake up a person who is sleeping soundly and tell him that he will gallop down and thank you constantly. Don't ask me why I know, I don't know how I got off the bus.

13. Men's three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; Make-up must wait, remember your birthday, be patient with beating and cursing, and be willing to spend money!

14. Now, I lose a catty like life and gain a catty like play.

15. Advise some girls wandering around the scenic spot to be more self-respecting: wear antlers like frozen, so you can steal two pieces of ginger from the vegetable market.

16. When you feel particularly charming, remember to take a photo to sober yourself up.

17. Mom: Look, your house is like a pigsty, and you still don't clean it up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all pigs.

18. If you don't confess, you can be friends. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money, you can confess. If you are rejected and become a stranger, you don't have to pay back the money.

19. Hating others is like burning down your house to catch rats, but rats may not be caught.

20. What is a famous brand? Adding a zero to the price of ordinary goods is called a famous brand. If you add two at the back, it's called luxury. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics!

2 1. My husband turned off the light at night, and I wanted to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, Husband, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: come on, don't pretend. Last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, just like taking a leader to the countryside!

22. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

23. The best alarm clock in the world is mom. You asked her to call you at 7: 00, and she came at 6: 30, telling you: Hurry up, it's almost 8: 00.

24. Nowadays people are more and more self-righteous. They never think of others and are self-centered. It seems that the whole world revolves around him. You don't say! All for me!