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Chinese and English quotations for scolding mistress

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A selection of Chinese and English quotations for scolding Xiao San

For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

For love, when you choose mistress, in order to make money, you should be a chicken.

I smiled, the hostess can straighten herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.

I smiled, mistress can straighten up, devil's angel wings.

Even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

Even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

Men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.

A man got a golden hair and knelt at his feet.

Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.

All I can't let go is because I have too much.

If you go first, don't blame me for betraying you.

If you go first, don't blame me for still facing you when you turn around.

I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so cheap in my life.

I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you so slutty in my life.

The latest Chinese and English quotations for scolding Xiao San

Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you are not yours.

A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

A nasty guy like Xiao San has only one piece of shit on TV.

Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

Since you want to be a mistress, you must be shameless, and she is used to harsh words.

Buy all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

All kinds of casual girls are eager for a fraction of the price. Model details are negotiable.

Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

If something goes wrong, you should find the reason from yourself, and don't blame constipation on gravity.

Mistress, you are not as good as a lady. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for?

Mistress, it's not miss. Miss is for money. What are you doing for?

Mistress, wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much you lose.

Xiao San's face is covered with powder. I really want to slap you and see what falls.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

If something goes wrong, you should find the reason from yourself, and don't blame gravity for constipation.

You are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe. Even orcs despise your orcs.

You have destroyed the necessary raw materials of the universe, and even orcs despise you, orcs.

Your ass is up to your eyes, and a dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me.

Your ass is up to your eyes, and a dog with a broken back dares to growl in front of me.

Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin, no heart, no lungs.

Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, not forward, not backward, not ashamed and not chaotic.

Playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

Playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

You are a nanometer scum mistress. It is really a social mistake not to filter you out!

A nanometer scum mistress, it's really a social mistake that you didn't put your filter!

Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

Oh, great. Why didn't you take your parents to your clothing store?

You can roll to the horizon, and boom, all the animals and plants in the world have committed suicide!

You can roll to the horizon, and with a roar, all the plants and animals in the world committed suicide!

The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

Against the wind, it is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid that ten thousand people will stop, that is, I will surrender myself.

A collection of Chinese and English quotations for scolding Xiao San

Shameless mistress, don't think you are a gourd baby with shit on your head.

Shameless mistress, don't think that shit is on your head, you are a king kong gourd doll.

On a whim that day, I used your photo as a computer desktop, and I was infected with a computer virus.

On a whim, I took your photo as a computer desktop that day, but I didn't expect a virus in the computer.

Look at you. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

Look at you, you were born a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

Why don't you go to some hongyi yuan? Men are also recruited at home, so there are still tickets!

How can I not do anything at Yee Hong Yuan? It is also called the family, so there are still tickets!

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

Although I am not so handsome, when I was a child, some people praised me for worshipping my left nostril.

You pretend there are five people, six people, which is quite like that. In fact, your mind is full of children!

You five and six are all very energetic, like a full belly of hair!

If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

Trees will die if they don't skin, and people are shameless and invincible, so God declares you invincible.

I am completely desperate for this world! Even a mistress like you can live in this world!

I am completely desperate for this world! Even a mistress like you can live in this world!

It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that you are too big and harmful to the owner of the meal.

Alas, your brain is out of your mind, and your cerebellum is defective. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

Alas, your brain is flooded, your cerebellum is defective, your cerebellum is developed, and the position of your brain is occupied.

By the way, it's more beautiful to change your clothes into Chinese-style bras and open your pants.

By the way, I would like to remind you: change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covers and make a fork in your pants, which is very nice.

Swallows fly to Yongqi to chase, Erkang buys flowers to send crape myrtle, and American imperialists love ChristianRandPhillips, you dead turtle.

Chasing swallows and flying wings, Erkang buys flowers and crape myrtle, and the American emperor loves Xiangfei, you dead bastard.

Wait for me, son. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

Wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book, and you brought your wife a stepmother.

You are so ugly, how dare you come out and embarrass yourself? If you know, you will disfigure yourself and commit suicide.

So ugly, how dare you come out and be ashamed? Forget your disfigurement and commit suicide if you know it.

Pockmarked is not called pockmarked, which is a lie, but you are one-off and have two sides. Meat that can't be sold in dog days, you smelly goods.

Pockmarked is not pockmarked. If you cheat, you get a reward. There are two on all sides. I sold out of meat in the dog days, you smelly goods.

Your eyes are still fake. I'm afraid of falling and scaring the people next to you. So, hold on! It's so scary.

What you said is still false in your eyes. I'm really afraid of falling and scaring people around me. So, get to the point! It's so scary.

Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly dinosaurs and handsome frogs, and even you are called Xiaoqiang.

Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

Mistress, with a man who really loves you, today he became a man's mistress, and tomorrow he went to bed with someone else.

Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

Don't think that you have a sister with a long face, who is a priceless treasure, and works as a servant of Santaifu here.

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