A hilarious joke is enough, not too long.

1, a man tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building. After the patient persuasion of the negotiators, the man's mania subsided slightly. The man said, "Three years ago, my wife eloped with my good friend ..." The expert said, "It's been such a long time, why are you still so entangled?" Don't make fun of your life. " Man: "The ending is good, but …" "But what?" The man said, "But today, my friend called and said he would give my wife back to me."

2. The male doctor said to the woman who came to see gynecological diseases, "Please take off your pants." The woman has been silent, and the doctor urged impatiently, "Please take off your pants, there are still many people waiting in line behind!" " "The woman muttered shyly," you ... you take it off first. "

After quarreling with my wife, I plan to go out for a walk. I used to sway in front of the bathroom mirror before going out. When I found a few nose hairs, I cut them with scissors. After cutting, I felt a little urgency, so I took my guy out to pee. The scissors in my hand haven't been put down yet. My wife passed by the bathroom door, screamed and ran in to grab the scissors, hugged me from behind and cried, "Don't do this, I know I was wrong!" " "