Who has some super funny jokes? Have some!

One day, the teacher asked everyone, "Does anyone know what Shennong has achieved?"

The monitor immediately raised his hand: "I see, teacher, it's a hundred herbs."

teacher

Satisfied, he said, "Well, that's good. It's the monitor, everyone is studying. "

After that, Xiao Ming raised his hand unconvinced and asked, "Teacher!

Do you know what Shennong said before he died? "

The teacher said, "Well, the teacher doesn't know!"

Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, let me tell you! That's ... Shit! This is toxic ... "

Teacher: ... ~

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2, 8 soldiers

Eight soldiers took a day off to play in the city and didn't come back the next morning after doing exercises. The lieutenant was very annoyed.

After 7: 0 1, the first soldier came. "Excuse me, sir." He explained to the lieutenant, "My watch is slow. I missed the train and rented a car to drive back, but the car broke down halfway and I had to buy a horse in the village. Who would have thought that the horse died again? I ran for miles before I came back. "

The lieutenant was very skeptical of his words. Right after …

. Six soldiers came back one after another, all on the same excuse, missing the train, renting a car and buying a horse. The lieutenant was about to get angry when the last soldier arrived.

"I missed the train, so I rented a car ..."

"Shut up!" Lieutenant grabbed him and roared:

"Do you dare to say that the car is broken?"

"no! Sir, "gasped the soldier,

"The car is not broken, but there are so many broken cars and horses on the road that the car can't pass!"