Ask a few jokes, thank you!

The seven fairies bathed in the lake, but Bajie couldn't see them in a hurry.

Tang priest solemnly shouted to the lake: benefactor, be careful of crocodiles!

Seven fairies ran ashore naked.

Bajie lamented: the IQ of the leader cannot be surpassed!

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Shopping MM-Super Classic

Yesterday, my wife and I went shopping I walked past a beautiful woman. My wife said, "Husband, that MM is not bad, and the clothes she wears are not bad." Me: "I took off his clothes, and the clothes are yours and mine." MM seemed to hear it and looked back at us 10 seconds.

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After reading the message of vomiting blood

In senior three, a beautiful woman sat in front of me. She doesn't know where to get those incomprehensible things every day. One night during self-study, she smiled and said to me, "I'll tell you a riddle." If you can guess, let me do anything, but I don't think you can guess, hehe ... "

Looking at the contemptuous smile on her face, I said, "Well, you say it, there is no mystery in the world that I can't do!" " ! "

So she said, "The palm of your hand is big and furry with a dark hole in the middle. What do you say? " Smile at me when you finish. ...

I was at a loss when I heard this, and I didn't know what to say, but when I turned around, I smiled at her, gave her a glad eye and said, "I also have a riddle that is somewhat similar to your answer." You can guess that if you don't take precautions-it's nine inches long and hard, and we are very close ... "

As soon as she heard this, her face turned red and she didn't want to say that I molested her. She cried and called the class teacher ... and I was really scared to death! !

The head teacher asked me how she treated me, so I told her about her guessing with me. Hearing this, the head teacher was furious! He said, "Look at you. You are still like this in senior three. Don't you want to go to college? You two look at your fans, what a mess, and write a review together tomorrow! ! "

The girl was even more aggrieved and said, "My mystery is not a mess! ! ! "

Class teacher: "Oh, what do you say?"

"It's cow ears! ! "

The class teacher was surprised for a long time and said angrily to me, "Look at you, fans are all cattle ears." Tell me what your fans are? "

"My fans are horns ..."

The class teacher vomited blood after hearing this. ...

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