April Fool's Day is coming. How many practical jokes do you recommend?

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Complete Works of April Fool's Day

Short Message Method

April Fool's Day short messages are more and more popular with people because of their conciseness, humor and convenient operation. You can realize the fool's action by simply pressing your mobile phone or mouse. Although people don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages now, it's not bad to win a fool's smile by this method. The reporter collected some frequently used classic short messages from the Internet for your reference.

1. SMS about mobile phone

Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. Please put your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and plug in and drag the charger behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

tips for free cell phone calls: when there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ringing and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at your mobile phone upside down, you will enjoy wonderful patterns ... Is it fun to flip it around?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water for 1 minute before using it can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

Dear users: Hello! Because your mobile phone looks ugly and outdated, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, this station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 1 minutes!

if you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and scrub it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He was so stupid that when people asked him any questions, he just shook his head or answered "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who are trained, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who are reading short messages!

You are so handsome, so cool, it's almost impossible to compare. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone penetrating Chun Lv, dark stone penetrating Chun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding the plum and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring and the green.

3. Short message about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen exercise according to this method; If not, it proves that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping posture is incorrect at this time. For the sake of your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are … bloated!

4. Other short messages

Attention, look at your left first, then look at your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning, so please dressing the as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two 1-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than 5 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological Station predicts that there will be a micro-earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt, a toilet on your head and a straw in your nostrils.

Network trick

Using computers and networks to trick people depends on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set up a tight encirclement, so that the fool has nowhere to escape and can't laugh or cry.

The most elementary method: simple and easy to use, suitable for all people who use computers

Set a screen saver on their computers while others go to the toilet, and add a password; Forge the webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit"; Send an e-mail to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it again ... finally make it into a self-extracting file, and so on for several times. Finally, when the other party opens the letter, there are only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-changing: Friends who are suitable for using instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ

Use an emergency to separate the fool who is using instant messaging software, open the option of modifying personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of the fool in an all-round way. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose the trace. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the friend of the fool confused who he is for a while, but also makes the fool himself confused for a while.

another way is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal data according to the details of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.

Remind the fool: Never forget to lock the system at any time and place before leaving the computer. Once you doubt the recruit, you can only observe and crack it carefully and carefully.

steal the bait: change some settings in the fool's computer

use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or bizarre sounds, and then set them as Windows on/off sounds. In this way, when the machine is turned on (off) by a fool, it must be suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in a fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program started is not the one corresponding to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods is first-class, which is enough to make the fool's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise and he sweats all over. But we must be careful when using it, because if we are not careful, we will make a big mistake.

Reminder: On April Fool's Day, no one is allowed to get close to your computer.

move the hardware: when the computer goes wrong, most people will see if there is something wrong with the program or the network, and rarely consider the subtle small hardware.

You can loosen the power plug of the monitor or the mouse plug before the fool goes to work, so that when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find that the monitor is black or prompt that the mouse can't be found. Just when he doesn't know what to do, you can bravely show up again and easily solve the problem.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, adjust the contrast of the display to the lowest, and take the screen as the principle. In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware, he may "tear his computer apart" to find out the reason.

reminder: pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on how deep your practice is.

life version of the whole people's congress method

1. concoct a coke with a strange taste

buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, and mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments to carefully concoct a coke with a normal color. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party is unprepared, and gulps it down while thanking him, followed by frowning and spitting.

You can also make it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water into beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste Sandwich Cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, and the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick it together to make it as realistic as possible. Generally, you don't need to use it specially at all, just put it in a conspicuous place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so naturally someone will patronize and taste them. It's called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere. Although it is risky, there must be many people trapped.

3. Order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being hit) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say as follows: This is a music station, and a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. The song is "Dang" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then knock on the prepared percussion object, just knock once, and give a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

this method is suitable for friends who can be contacted by phone between dormitories, and finally, people who are close. In addition, never laugh during the phone call, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter-taking notice from the post office. He is told that he has an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double the postage. When he arrived at a certain post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

5. Give gifts

If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill it with scraps of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell, and scraps of paper flew all over the room. The fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

6. Measurement

The prankster took a piece of rope and stopped a pedestrian, asking him to help him measure the size. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, and stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, and when they see nothing, they put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find that they have been cheated.

this is a good way to fool strangers.

Fool's Classic Joke

On April Fool's Day, the media in some countries in the world have joined the ranks of "making news and making fools laugh". In a word, it is not negotiable to lie to you!

The classic fake news of April Fool's Day in recent 1 years

On April Fool's Day, people who are troubled by tedious work and boring life can play all kinds of jokes, ranging from sewing the trouser legs of their family and friends together to Mrs. Thatcher and Gorbachev kissing in the park. Many serious media make big jokes on this day, teasing celebrities, readers and even members of the royal family. Let's take a look at the "classic jokes" on April Fool's Day in recent 1 years.

1991: Mona Lisa's frown

The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After removing the dust from the painting, the woman who swept the world with a "mysterious smile" frowned.

1992: Divide Belgium

On April Fool's Day of this year, The London Times reported the news that Belgium would be divided in two in a large page. According to the report, the Dutch-speaking part in northern Belgium will be merged into the Netherlands, while the French-speaking part in the south will be merged into France. This report was very serious, and it was accompanied by a detailed segmentation map, which even fooled the then British Foreign Minister. He also said that he was prepared to be interviewed on TV to discuss this "important issue".

In p>1993, men and women used separate telephones

Germans, who are famous for their seriousness and rationality, also played jokes on April Fool's Day. A local newspaper in Germany said that a new telephone system is being introduced, and men and women will use different telephones because "women occupy the telephone for too long".

1994: No "surfing the Internet after drinking"

A famous computer magazine, PCComputing, published an article saying that the US Congress would pass a bill to treat surfing the Internet after drinking as "illegal" as well as drunk driving. In addition, talking about "sex" on the Internet was also classified as "illegal behavior".

1995: The Queen of England appeared as her own uncle

The Independent reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate child of the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II and George V. In the name of "the Queen's throne is threatened", this report described the farmer's life story in an orderly way, and said that the legal heir to the throne had filed a lawsuit with the local court to reclaim the throne that should belong to him.

1996: Jupiter discovered that the Internet, which was still a new media in that year, quickly joined the ranks of the makers of "April Fool's Day" fake news. On April 1st of that year, the first news that AOL users saw after logging in was that a government official revealed that life had been found on Jupiter. According to the report, the American government has mastered the evidence of Jupiter's biology, but kept the news secret. The boss of AOL and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of the news. After the news went online, there were more than 13 posts, and people called the relevant government departments to ask for information.

1997: Cars to Drive Animals away

German BMW announced that it has developed a new type of car, which can emit an ultrasonic wave to drive away animals in the road, thus reducing and avoiding traffic accidents.

1998: "Guinness Time" replaces "Greenwich Mean Time"

On March 3th of that year, Guinness Beer, a famous Irish beer company, announced that it had reached an agreement with Greenwich Observatory and would become a sponsor of the Millennium activities of the Observatory. In exchange, from 1998 to the end of 1999, Guinness Time will replace Greenwich Mean Time. 1999: Britain changed its national anthem. BBC Radio 4 reported that Britain's national anthem "God Save the Queen" would be replaced by the European Union's "unified national anthem" and sung in German. This "unified national anthem" was adopted