Funny verses about engineering

1. A funny poem about water conservancy

From a distance, the construction site looks like a paradise, and from a close look, it looks like a bank.

Walking into the construction site looks like a prison cell, so it is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.

Everyone says that the construction site is good, only fools go to the construction site.

The construction site earns money and spends it, but there is no money to send it home.

A young wife can't be married, and it's useless to marry a wife.

If you have a child, you can't manage it. If you buy a house, you can't live there. Youth is scattered on barren hills.

The blender took away my youth, the digger took away my dream,

The roller crushed my hope, and the electric welding machine couldn't sew up my sadness.

The hammer pounded my heart, and the steel wire tied my arm in circles.

The helmet used to make me feel heroic, but now it becomes my desire not to wear it.

I fell asleep in confusion. 2. Ask for funny sentences about various subjects

1. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass.

2. I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world. 3, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is difficult to prevent it.

4. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles. 5, holding the hand of the child, only to know that the child is ugly, tears streaming down her face, I will go if the child does not leave.

6. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them! 7. I am convinced that a man will come to this world for being tortured by me. 8. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 1. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

11. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum. 12. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13. How can you lose weight if you are not full? 14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I saidno. My mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don't have this ... 15. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

16. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 17. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me? ! 18. What makes people unable to extricate themselves is love besides teeth.

19. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I took the boat and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education. 2. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

21. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the whole world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong donkey from the herd, and such a donkey is named: economically applicable man. 22, I will cry, I will make trouble, stay up all night, take a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and take a small rope to hang myself.

No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love. 23, our goal: look at the money, to earn thick.

24. I'm a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend the rest of your life? 25, during the onset of intermittent depression, strangers do not disturb, acquaintances do not find. 26. If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't be brave after dark ... 27. You can't play chess, calligraphy and painting, and you are tired of washing and cooking.

28, saying that money is evil, everyone is fishing; Say that beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the heights are too cold, and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 29, crowded bus is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 3. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

31. Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets. 32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single. 34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! 36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET. 37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

38. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned. 39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried in the ground is better than a corpse on the street.

4. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death. 41. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting for death. 42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just sleeping.

43. You can't take care of yourself when you miss, you can't take care of yourself when you suffer, you can't take care of yourself when you get the result, and you can't give yourself happiness. 44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me.

45. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep it at a safe distance. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

47. A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked. 48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

49. Live like an erhu with the blues spirit of hip-hop. 5. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

51. God, it's so blue! The sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! 52. When I woke up, it was dark. 53. Drink medicine and pass the bottle, hang yourself on the rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a small handkerchief to see him off.

54. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again. 55. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind man. The dumb man shouted and startled the deaf man. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew up. The wanted criminal wanted to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, Look at my face.

57. You should know the script of your life-it's not a sequel of your parents, a prequel of your children, and it's not a foreign story of your friends. 59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it and he is not there.

6. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on the desks and chairs in the primary school classroom. The chalk head thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

61. Teenagers don't act recklessly, but they are bold and presumptuous. Where did you get the theme when you were old? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

64. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. 65. The beauty of learning lies in making people confused. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie. 66. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know until today that my morning paper was scrapped.

67. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men can live lowly for their ideals. 68. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You never know who will be unlucky next.

69. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How can I grow old if you don't come yet? 7, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald. 71. As a god, I shine in this beautiful moment. Do not disturb mortals … 73. When we were young, we often. 3. What are the poems describing the construction of the project

1. Teng Wanggao Pavilion Linjiangzhu, Pei Yuming Luan went on a song and dance. -

Wang Bo, the poem of Tengwang Pavilion, explains that the towering Tengwang Pavilion is overlooking the sandbar in the middle of the river, and the gorgeous singing and dancing of Pei Yu and Luan Ling have long stopped.

2. Draw a building flying toward Nanpu Cloud, and the bead curtain rolls the rain in the western hills at dusk. -Wang Bo

of "Poems of Tengwang Pavilion" explained: In the morning, the painting building flew on the clouds in Nanpu; In the evening, the bead curtain was involved in the rain in the western hills.

3. The dangerous building is hundreds of feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands. -Li Bai

of "Sleeping at the Mountain Temple" explained: The high-rise buildings in the mountain temple are really high, which seems to be 1 feet. It seems that people can pick off the stars in the sky with one hand.

4. Don't speak loudly, for fear of shocking people. -Li Bai

of "Sleeping at the Mountain Temple" explained: Standing here, I dare not speak loudly, for fear of disturbing the gods in the sky.

5. Erchuan dissolves and flows into the palace wall. Five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Explanation: Weishui and Fan Chuan are mighty, flowing into the palace wall. Five steps to a building, ten steps to a pavilion.

6. The back of the corridor is bent, and the eaves and teeth are pecked high. Hold the terrain, intrigue. -"A Fang Gong Fu" Du Mu

explained: the corridor is like a ribbon, and the cornices arranged like teeth are pecking at the heights like birds' mouths. The pavilions are built according to the height of the terrain, (the lower corner) hooks the center of the house (the upper corner), and the corners (side by side) fight against each other.

7. There's a lot of trouble, and there's a lot of water in the hive. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

explained: The plates are mixed up wrongly, and the buildings are tortuous. (From a distance, a bird's eye view,) The buildings are like dense beehives, like swirling water vortices, standing high. I didn't know there were tens of millions of them.

8. Autumn Mountain is a sunny and rainy place, and it leans all over the temples and buildings in the south of the Yangtze River —— Three Poems of Missing the Past (Part I) Du Mu

Explanation: The bright autumn mountain and continuous spring rain are also quite rich in the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River, highlighting the vast area of temples in the south of the Yangtze River.

9. The long bridge lies on the waves, but what is the dragon without clouds? After the road is empty, don't you blame He Hong? High and low, I don't know the west and the east. -"A Fang Gong Fu" Du Mu

explained: Without clouds, why are there dragons? It turned out to be a long bridge lying on the water waves. It's not after a storm comes a calm, why is it a rainbow? It turned out that the overpass was walking in the air. It's so high and low that people can't tell things apart.

1. If you have wings, you will know the spines, and if you have birds, you will fly. -The Book of Songs Xiaoya-Sigan

Explanation: The house is straight as a person stands, the sharp arrow passes straight as a line, it is as wide as a bird spreading its wings, and the colorful golden pheasant clothes make a gentleman enter the hall.

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who works on the construction site accidentally stepped into the society, and

the prodigal son turned back, which was in vain.

I'm in such a mess now,

I'm suffering from foreign crimes wearing factory clothes.

You have to wait in line for a meal,

You have to earn a little money and pay taxes.

This is the society.

Beautiful factory is my home,

My salary will never be increased.

the food is really poor,

vegetables and cucumbers are fried every day.

There is no oil, no salt and much sand.

The worst thing is lard residue.

The spirit of working overtime every night is poor,

I am so tired that I miss my parents in the middle of the night.

Working life is really good.

You can eat grass in your dishes.

flies are taking a bath in the soup, and

ants are racing on the table.

There was little oil and salt in the dish, and

There were mosquitoes biting under your feet.

I haven't had a full meal.

Alas … what a hard time!

Love empty, love empty,

Wandering in the street

People empty, money empty,

Single bad karma is working.

The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it.

Life is not easy.

Work every year and worry every year.

Working overtime every day is like a monkey.

I'm worried at the end of the year,

I don't know when I'll get ahead ...

This article is dedicated to all the working friends who are away from home:

I wish you all a smooth job! 5. The funniest poem

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering. I felt my pocket and didn't bring any money. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere.

a big bear comes at night, and no one can escape. Li Bai didn't give money when he took the boat, so the boatman kicked him off.

Peach Blossom Beach is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. In the Qing and Ming Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beautiful woman where there is a shepherd boy pointing to Sanlitun (see, Xiao Du's poem is penetrating.

For the sake of today's Qingming Festival, let him start this.) Spring Xiao Tang Meng Haoran, a beautiful woman from I awake light-hearted this morning of spring Institute of Technology, can't sleep at night. I went online to find a beautiful woman (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman in the chat room of Tang Du Fu in on meeting li guinian down the river is just a good scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet's adult is ambitious). In the early spring, it was a sad thing for a year that Zhang Eighteen members from the Ministry of Water Affairs were present, and Tang Hanyu was in the north,

(It seems that Mr. Han was hit hard.) Tang Libai, the early arrival of Baidicheng, resigned from his dormitory. He liked to meet netizens, and suddenly his face was full of sadness and he couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~ ~ Amen.) In the mountains, Tang Du Mu went up to Xiangshan, deep in the stone path and oblique white clouds. She and I thought that the princess would be a dinosaur and meet a frog. (Wow, it seems that it's a lot of feelings again.) The Book of

(alas, the old ancestors have not escaped this robbery.

) operator song Li Zhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she chats with me every day to meet a ghost.

(How can poets join in the fun ~ ~ It's true that dinosaurs have come from generation to generation) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Du Mu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. How many dinosaurs were among them? (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

)

Seeing Yuan Er's envoy Anxi Tang Wang Wei's early morning was full of disappointment and heartbreaking. I advised you not to find another netizen to become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow (good words ~ ~) (That's enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! ）。 6. Some poems describing the construction of the project (urgent) Please tell me some poems about

Sleeping at the Mountain Temple. Li Bai

The dangerous building is 1 feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands.

don't speak loudly, for fear of shocking people.

Poems of Teng Wangge