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What makes you think you're joking, and people will think you're good?

I think someone should make a joke. Not everyone can joke. Generally, friends are familiar with each other when joking, and they will only joke when they probably know each other's personality. Some people can't afford to joke, and even the friendship between friends will be seriously affected.

When is a good time to joke? For example, when I was chatting with a group of friends over tea, I didn't pay attention when I poured tea for others, and I poured too much for my friends. My friend said that Chata was full and wanted to kick me out. At this time, I will only say, you go. Because we know each other very well. More than ten years, brother. So it's okay to make a joke at this time. If it is a stingy person, it is estimated that he really left. But when you pour tea for others, remember that the tea is half full.

Sometimes I call my friends and they will say, "Are you still there?" ? I thought you went, so I haven't contacted you for so long. "In fact, this is also a joke. I think it's nothing. However, people who can't afford to joke will get angry and even hang up immediately.

So joking depends on the occasion. Sometimes you make fun of your friend and make him feel embarrassed. This is very unprofessional. Just kidding. You can't talk about people's shortcomings. In that case, it's not a joke, but it hurts! You can't joke with children. Because he will take it seriously. So as I said before, jokes should be made because of people and occasions!

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In general, we all know that jokes should be made properly, not too much, and we should be knowledgeable after laughing.

Not only that, you should also have wisdom, knowledge and sense of humor.

The important thing is that you have to hoard and enrich the slots and stalks commonly used by people in society, and you must master and use a lot of funny, humorous and witty jokes and stalks that people are used to.

Moreover, the ability to react quickly, the right verbal skills to express accurately, and the scale grasp that does not hurt the other party's self-esteem.

There is also an important link, that is, the basic level of jokes and communication between the two sides is similar, and the difference is too much, so there will be an embarrassing situation of casting pearls before swine.

Let me give you an example. When the following people joke with them, under normal circumstances, there will be no emergency response that will embarrass you or make you unable to talk any more.

, Murphy, Tao, Cui Yongyuan,

Joking is a common way of communication between friends, which can not only resolve embarrassment, but also increase friendship. You can kill two birds with one stone. However, if the joke is not handled properly, it will be counterproductive. For example, if you say something, people will think it is very cheap. So what's the difference between being mean and joking? How to make jokes level?

1. "cheap mouth" is equivalent to "making fun of others' physical defects, privacy, personal dignity, etc. "

A very simple example is to "nickname" other people's physical defects. In 2000, when I was still in primary school, there were several children in my class, and the teacher gave nicknames to my classmates. A classmate's figure ratio may be close to 1: 1, so he is used as a joke and nicknamed "short legs". At that time, the child's family was full of energy, and then he started fighting. Similarly, you are fat and you are ugly, which are all disrespectful to others.

2. Joking means doing what you like and avoiding what you are afraid of.

Joking with people is nothing more than enhancing feelings and bringing relationships closer. Of course, you should do what you like. What does he like? Find an interesting thing in a similar way and talk about it. Try it first, see where the other side's bottom line is, and then you can joke crazily above the bottom line. Avoid, that is, don't joke about things that others don't want to mention. They don't even want to mention it themselves. He's tired of everything you say.

3. Avoid vulgar jokes and take care of others' emotions

It's not unreasonable to see people serving food. When joking with others, try to avoid vulgar jokes, tell more news and make good use of idioms. Tell more jokes about yourself and less about others. If your jokes are good, others will be very happy. If others don't feel it, you'd better make another joke or stop here.

A good joke is a joke, and a bad joke is a slap in the face! ! !

Joking requires level and standard. Even friends who are not good at it don't have to do it. Jokes can be divided into people. If you don't know a person's personality and style and can't afford to make jokes, it's very important whether he will talk to you or not. After all, joking is also a good mediator to ease embarrassment. But joking is also taboo.

1. Don't joke with your old friends.

Don't joke with friends who are much younger than you.

Don't make irresponsible jokes when you are alone with friends of the opposite sex.

Don't joke with people with physical defects.

Don't joke about other people's privacy or shortcomings.

6. Don't joke on serious occasions.

If you want to make a joke, it is to foster strengths and avoid weaknesses and let others listen. Although it is fake, others will remember you when they are happy. Joking can indeed bring people closer and ease interpersonal relationships, but if a joke contains personal attacks, it is a black joke. Black jokes are very destructive to interpersonal relationships. Behind the black jokes is often the weakness of human nature, and no one will face the exposed scars with a smile. Many people turn their friends against each other because of their outrageous jokes, and even lead to bloodshed and life-threatening events. It can be seen that we should grasp the scale when joking, and pay attention to the object, language and method. Joking really needs to know each other, so as to foster strengths and avoid weaknesses and not become a black joke.

Let me sum up my usual joking feelings and share them with you.

Making good use of "joking" can quickly narrow the distance between each other, resolve the embarrassment and instantly develop into a good situation.

However, in order to use "joking" in time and properly, we must grasp a degree to see if the target person or this small group can accept your words and this kind of joking way.

Of course, if you don't use it well, you will fall into an embarrassing state. It will also make you lose points in other people's hearts.

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An elegant, ridiculous joke that can be recognized by the teaser is a good joke.

A colleague in my unit is blind in his right eye. He likes joking at ordinary times and sometimes laughs at his disability. Therefore, joking colleagues seldom call him by his name. Some call him cyclops, some call him cyclops, some call him cyclops, and so on. One day, several people quarreled with him again, and I was there. I said, you can't be civilized if you stare at the other eye all day. Others say, what civilized language can an eye have? I said of course. In the future, you might as well call people "Mr. Know" as cyclops. Everyone laughed, so Mr. Know changed a striking nickname.

A joke is to make the other person laugh and laugh happily. Jokes should be humorous, and vulgar and mediocre content should be expressed in civilized and elegant language, which is both implicit and understandable to the other party.

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