Street cold war jokes

There may be a miracle in China in the future.

Young people can't find a job and go to the park every day; Old people can't retire and go to work every day.

So in the morning, the old woman shouted, "help your father go to work before walking the birds in the park in the morning!" " "

The feeling of princess Xixia

Mosquito nets are hung in the dormitory in summer, and sisters never accept mosquito nets during the day.

Everyone asked her why, and she said that there was a feeling of Xixia princess in the mosquito net.

Another sister said, "Shit, the princess hangs a mosquito net 15 yuan?"