Draw a boxing line

Moderator: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, friends from the audience, compatriots in Taiwan Province Province and overseas Chinese. Today, we will give you a live broadcast of an unprecedented heavyweight defending champion of China through the Indian Ocean International Telecommunications Satellite at the Beijing Century Hotel. Now, let's welcome the champion Zhu Shimao. Zhu Shimao, wearing a red cloak, is 34 years old. He is 1.78 meters tall and weighs 99 kilograms. As soon as he appeared, he attracted great attention from the audience. Zhu Shimao held the heavyweight title in China for five years, and remained unbeaten all the time. Today, it is particularly striking. Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, is wearing a red cloak, like a leaping fire. Excuse me, are you confident to beat your opponent's defending champion today?

Zhu Shimao: Sure.

Moderator: Sorry, this is China, please use Chinese.

Zhu Shimao: Sorry, I thought it was abroad. Sure, no problem.

Moderator: What about today's game? There are live TV stations in 85 countries and regions in the world, and the time for booking satellite circuits is 70 minutes. Do you think you can knock down the challenger and win the title of boxing champion in a few rounds at most?

Zhu Shimao: In those days, Lu San punched the town of Kansai. Am I inferior to the ancients?

Moderator: Good point. Zhu Shimao, the champion, has a loud voice and a strong landing. Ok, next, let's welcome the challenger with thunderous applause.

Peisi Chen: What? What are you doing? I'm here for the competition.

Others: This is the challenger.

Compere: Does this look like a challenger? Excuse me, sir, what are you doing here?

Peisi Chen: Needless to say, there will be no fighting.

Compere: Why did you come to fight? There was an uproar in the audience and you laughed. You are here, we are defending boxing, you are a challenger, and you are here to participate in boxing competitions.

Peisi Chen: What's the difference? Just knocking down one. Fighting outside, he is in charge of the police, fighting here, and everyone still calls hello.

Moderator: What you said is absolutely true. May I ask your name, sir?

Peisi Chen: Chen.

Moderator: Oh, your family name is Chen, so what's your name?

Peisi Chen: No name.

Moderator: No name?

Peisi Chen: I work at home, so my mother has called me my youngest son since I was a child.

Moderator: We know that you are ... Everyone has heard that his name is Chen Xiaoer Zi. Needless to say, he is Japanese.

Peisi Chen: China, China, purebred.

Moderator: OK, next is the free speech time for athletes five minutes before the competition. We must listen to what athletes are excited about and tell our audience. Then, according to past practice, we should interview the current champion first.

Peisi Chen: Alas, a snob.

Moderator: Please ask Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion, to say a few words to the TV audience.

Zhu Shimao: My friends, I don't think you quite understand how painful it is to be a boxer without an opponent. Today, I finally have this opportunity to exert the power of my fist. But I admire the young man standing in front of me, his courage and his courage.

Moderator: Wait a minute, Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion. I heard that you made careful preparations for this competition, and you went to the United States specially some time ago. Can you tell our audience which boxing peers you talked with in America, especially the famous boxers?

Zhu Shimao: That's too much, like Ali.

Moderator: Ali, this is the famous old boxing champion.

Zhu Shimao: holyfield.

Moderator: holyfield, who won the championship for the second time not long ago.

Zhu Shimao: Head waiter.

Moderator: Foreman, a 42-year-old boxer.

Zhu Shimao: Tai Sen.

Moderator: Oh ... this audience is very familiar with it. Is a generation of boxing pride, champion Tai Sen.

Peisi Chen: Something seems to have happened to Tai Sen.

Moderator: Right, right, right, sorry, Tai Sen has committed rape and is in jail.

Zhu Shimao: Do you know this place?

Peisi Chen: It's all on TV.

Moderator: Yes, they are all reported.

Zhu Shimao: I'm really well informed now. I'm going to the prison to discuss it with him.

Moderator: You visited Tai Sen in prison.

Zhu Shimao: Of course.

Peisi Chen: Just say that your visit to the prison will be over soon. People are like this. How can I compete with you? Cows can't even blow. Go down and take a turn first.

Moderator: Excuse me, challenger, do you have anything to say to the audience?

Peisi Chen: There is nothing to say, just one word, not satisfied.

Moderator: Yes, it is just one word, dissatisfied.

Peisi Chen: I have had this problem since I was a child. I don't know who the king is. Ask us guys who dare to be in our area and our hutongs, but you can ask about four cities in Beijing. I beat them in Chen Xiaoer. I just heard something two days ago, and there was another guy named Zhu.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao.

Peisi Chen: Yes, yes, yes, Zhu Shimao and Zhu Shimao have been standing in the ring for five years, and no one dares to challenge him. In my heart, I am very angry. Hey, I'm here suddenly. Don't say anything anyway. Mules or horses, I'll see you in the ring.

Moderator: It can be seen from the applause of the audience that I have placed great hopes on you, but you have such great confidence. Have you considered what if you lose?

Peisi Chen: If you lose, you are also the runner-up. That's not the most important thing. People speak the Olympic spirit very well. What matters is mixing.

Moderator: Sorry, sorry. The most important thing in the Olympic spirit is participation.

Zhu Shimao: Participation, not mixing?

Peisi Chen: Integration is participation, and participation is integration, the same.

Zhu Shimao: This is a sign of lack of culture.

Peisi Chen: What do you mean, uneducated? You go to America ...

Compere: Audience friends, now we see people standing in the boxing ring. This is a special professional senior boxing referee specially appointed by the International Professional Boxing Federation. He came from Saudi Arabia to enforce boxing matches. Mr. Tang Jiezhong, Senior Referee. He recalled praising the audience. Since the International Professional Boxing Federation knew that the boxing match was very difficult, it specially appointed Mr. Tang Jiezhong as the referee. The referee is checking the athletes' equipment, boxers' gloves and mouthguards.

Referee: Come here.

Peisi Chen: Why?

Referee: Check.

Moderator: Look at the challenger's equipment again.

Referee: Open your mouth.

Moderator: Referee check

Peisi Chen: I'm registered. I'm 25 years old.

Referee: I want to see it.

Peisi Chen: Mouth?

Referee: Buy animals. Let me see your mouthguard.

Peisi Chen: What do you mean, dental protection? That's still a false tooth. I won't wear it.

Referee: You must wear protective teeth in the game.

Peisi Chen: I didn't.

Referee: Over there.

Peisi Chen: Borrow one from him? Brother Zhu, thank you, thank you.

Zhu Shimao: The one I'm wearing. I did it.

Peisi Chen: I don't think you are dirty.

Zhu Shimao: I thought you were dirty.

Compere: Mr. Chen Xiaoer is so unfamiliar with the rules of the game that he even forgot to prepare a tray.

Referee: Players of both sides shake hands.

Moderator: The athletes from both sides reach out to each other.

Zhu Shimao: Why did you hit me?

Referee: What's wrong?

Peisi Chen: He hit me first.

Zhu Shimao: Do you understand?

Referee: That's your fault.

Peisi Chen: He hit me first, then. ...

Moderator: Mr. Chen Xiaoer, the challenger, is now eyeing Miss Etiquette. His energy is a little distracted, and the game is about to start. At the beginning of the first game, champion Zhu Shimao repeatedly attacked in the middle of the ring, Chen Xiaoer escaped with two straight punches in his right hand, and Chen Xiaoer retreated to the side rope.

Peisi Chen: If you take it, it will save me trouble.

Moderator: Champion Zhu Shimao took the initiative, and Chen Xiaoer was extremely passive in the first game. Now he is bluffing, and Chen Xiaoer uses his fists.

Referee: Foul. Evil

Moderator: Referee Tang Jiezhong announced that the game was suspended. He forgot that this is not a Sanda competition, but a boxing competition.

Referee: Foul.

Moderator: It seems that Mr. Zhu Shimao was unprepared for this, so he was beaten to the edge of the ring. Excuse me, Mr. Chen Xiaoer, what was your fist just now?

Peisi Chen: Wang Baquan.

Compere: He used tortoise boxing, which is a common boxing method in rural areas of China, especially when women fight. The athletes are eager to try and continue fighting. Another tortoise boxing, and then, this is the anti-tortoise boxing, which knocked Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, out of breath. Chen Xiaoer continues to attack.

Referee: Foul.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao started to fight back. The first game between the two sides is over. In the first game, we saw that Mr. Zhu Shimao, the champion, didn't take any advantage, while Mr. Chen Xiaoer skillfully used the timeout to give the champion another punch.

Referee: Come on, get ready.

Moderator: The second game between the two sides has begun. When Mr Chen Xiaoer appeared, he began to oppose turtle boxing again. This time, the champion has already taken precautions. Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, began to fight everywhere, and Mr. Chen Xiaoer Zi had neither the strength to parry nor the strength to fight back.

P: Good spanking, good spanking.

Moderator: Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, attacked many times. Now, Mr. Chen Xiaoer was thrown off the ring in a panic. Zhu Shimao, the boxing champion, raised his hands on the stage to signal to the audience that Zhu Shimao, the boxing champion, had played badly. Even referee Tang Jiezhong was punched, and the two sides scuffled. The referee separated the two sides and the second game was over. This time, Mr Chen Xiaoer knows the rules of the game very well. He signaled to his opponent that the game would be suspended. In today's game, Chen Xiaoer successfully used opportunistic tactics to sneak attack twice. After two games, the athletes were exhausted and sweaty, and Chen Xiaoer sat on the champion throne with a clear conscience. Zhu Shimao seems to have discovered this, and the two sides started a wrestling match on the stage. Tang Jiezhong, an international referee from Saudi Arabia, separated the two sides. This time, challenger Chen Xiaoer took his place, and champion Zhu Shimao took the place of champion. Chen Xiaoer brought a strange drink today. This is the watermelon that Beijingers often drink in summer. At the beginning of the third game, Zhu Shimao skillfully took advantage of his opponent's distraction to punch his opponent in the right face, and Chen Xiaoer's face was hit from the middle to the left. Another punch, this time from left to right. This punch hit the nail on the head, and it was really wrong.

Side: hit, punch, hit

Peisi Chen: I protest.

Referee: Protest against what?

Peisi Chen: He hit me with three people.

Referee: three ... one person.

Peisi Chen: Three, one, two, three.

Referee: Then look at this.

Peisi Chen: Three.

Referee: You hit the middle.

Peisi Chen: In the middle, in the middle. ...

Moderator: Now, in Zi's eyes, Zhu Shimao, the champion of boxing, has adopted phantom swimming tactics. Zhu Shimao, the champion, dodged cleverly. Another straight punch in the left hand. Chen Xiaoer has been at a disadvantage in this game. Now he has started hand-to-hand combat. What the hell happened?

Referee: How can you bite?

Zhu Shimao: I protest.

Peisi Chen: I didn't bite.

Referee: No biting.

Zhu Shimao: What?

Moderator: The referee didn't see it.

Peisi Chen: No bite.

Zhu Shimao: Why don't you bite? You think you bit it?

Referee: What's wrong now?

Moderator: This time, the vast number of TV viewers saw clearly that it was Chen Xiaoer who really bit people.

Referee: Why did you bite again?

Peisi Chen: He bit himself.

Referee: Why did he bite himself?

Peisi Chen: Is this his tooth?

Referee: Yes, did you bite yourself?

Moderator: The referee didn't look, and the champion knocked the referee to the ground with one punch. At this moment, Chen Xiaoer hugged the champion, and champion Zhu Shimao laughed loudly on the stage, but he was so happy. Now, Chen Xiaoer uses his killer, scratching and hitting. Chen Xiaoer is now the first to attack in a row. Champion Zhu Shimao was forced into the ring.

Referee: foul, foul, foul.

Moderator: Mr Tang Jiezhong separated them.

Referee: Not convinced.

Moderator: He is also infected, and you are not convinced.

Referee: One ... ...

Moderator: seconds 1, 2, 3.

Referee: Listen to me, 5 6 7 8 9 10.

Moderator: The referee was also infected. At this moment, Chen Xiaoer hugged the referee and kissed him. The champion pushed the referee aside. Chen Xiaoer thought he was the referee, hugged each other and looked like an opponent.